(Chapter #3)

All Chuckie Finster could think about was how he was going to explain this huge highschool kickoff party to his parents when they come home. "Oh, please! Mom and dad aren't going to find out," Kimi kept telling him. Kimi had been Chuckie's step sister since he was two years old. And even though he was the complete opposite from her, Chuckie still loved his sister and looked after her as much as a brother could-sometimes a little too much.

"But, what if they find out! We'll be dead! I just don't think having the whole highschool in our house is such a good idea. And Kimi, you know I get lightheaded around large groups of people! Please agree with me on this one Kimi!" Chuckie yelled.

"Stop being such a fricken worry wart!" Kimi answered. "Even if we decided not to have the party, we still couldn't stop them from coming. There are eight hundred people in our school, how will the word get out that we aren't having the party!"

"EIGHT HUNDRED!"

"Oh, Chuckie. So, dad left us his credit card," Kimi started. "Maybe we can go down to the general store and get a back of chips or something. Sound good?"

"KIMI! A BAG OF CHIPS DOES NOT FILL UP THE STOMACHS OF GROWING YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN!" Chuckie bursted.

"Ugh, Chuckie..." Kimi began to say but the doorbell rang. "I'll get it!" Kimi answered the door. "Hey guys! Come on in! Me and Chuck are still kind of getting ready for the big night. Mind helping us set up a big?"

"Me and Dil brought a Family Pack of sour cream and onions. Do ya think it's enough?" Tommy asked.

"Dil? Why did you bring Dil? He's totally going to tell your parents about the party!" Chuckie yelled in fear.

"Don't worry Chuckie," Dil responded. "With our mom having the all-night jewelry demonstration, she won't even notice me and T are gone."

The doorbell rang and Kimi let more people in while Chuckie started the music. "I can't believe almost the whole school is going to be here!" Phil said.

"Neither can I," Chuckie exclaimed right before he started feeling light headed. The doorbell rang once again and more people came flooding in. Pretty soon, there were hundreds of people filling the rooms of the Finster Manor.

"IT'S SO LOUD IN HEAR!" Kimi screamed.

"TRY TURNING DOWN THE MUSIC A LITTLE!" Michiyuki answered. Kimi's eyes lit up as she turned around to see Michiyuki's face. Until now, Kimi didn't even realize Michiyuki was in the building. She didn't notice what he was wearing or how he smelled or even his girlish voice, all she could think about was how she wanted to see him naked.

Kimi turned down the stereo. "IT'S STILL REALLY LOUD IN HERE! LET'S GO UP STAIRS!"

Kimi and Michiyuki ran up the steps. Michiyuki followed Kimi into her parents room until they noticed it was occupied---by Phil and... WHO THE HELL!

Phil turned around only to notice that he was being watched. "I swear I'm still a virgin!" Phil told them.

"Phil, we believe you. But, who the fuck is that girl?" Kimi asked in shock. Phil had never been the type that rolled around with unknown girls on waterbeds...until now.

"My name is Carly. And If you don't mind, we'd like some privacy. Right Philly Willy Poo?"

"LOOKY HERE SISTA, THIS IS MY HOUSE AND YOU DON'T TELL ME..." Kimi tried to say, but Michiyuki interrupted her.

"Kimi," he started. "Let's just go to your room instead." Kimi shut the door and led Michiyuki to her room. "Your room is so fetch!"

"Thanks," Kimi said as they sat down on her bed.

"So...," Michiyuki tried to start a conversation, but he was a little shy around girls.

"Michiyuki, I just want to say that I really like you. But, I know that I'm not your type. So, can we still be friends?" Kimi asked.

"Sure. But, I was thinking..." he started to say.

Kimi hoped that he would say something like "Maybe we can be more than just friends" or something along the lines of "Oh Kimi, you make me oh so horny. Get naked!" But that wasn't the case. "I think your brother's really hot. Can you introduce me to him?"

Kimi could not believe what Michiyuki had just said. "Fuck off, faggot!" Kimi yelled. Michiyuki left the room. Kimi noticed there was a tear in his eye. "I can't believe I just said that to him!" Kimi thought. "But, that's what he gets for being attracted to my brother. Eww!"

Meanwhile, Chuckie tried to keep everything under control downstairs. "Finster!" Angelica yelled. " These people want some food! We're all famished!"

The room became louder. Chuck noticed that there was barley any room in the house to breath. "Well, what happened to the family pack of sour cream and onion chips that Dil and Tommy brought?"

"Fat Ass Harold ate them almost an hour ago!" Angelica tried to say, but the party animals over powered her voice. "I'LL TAKE MY CAR AND DRIVE DOWN TO THE STORE AND GET SOME FOOD!" Chuckie gave Angelica his dad's credit card.

"CHUCKIE, I CAN MAKE MY FAMOUS TUNA CASSEROLE," Harold yelled across the room. "I'LL WHIP IT UP IN NO TIME!" Chuckie gave Harold the okay, hoping that nothing would go wrong.

Meanwhile...

"Lil, have you seen Phil?" Tommy asked.

"I saw him go upstairs with a girl along time ago," Lil told him.

"Phil! With a girl!" Tommy said as they both laughed. Lil thought now would be the perfect moment to tell Tommy her true feelings about him. But, she knew that if he didn't feel the same way, it could ruin their friendship.

Lil decided that she wasn't going to wait any longer. "Tommy...it's getting loud in here. I have to tell you something, let's go out side."

Tommy followed her onto the back patio. "What did you want to tell me?" he asked.

"Tommy...ever since we were little kids..." Lil began to say, but they both noticed something was going on back in the house.

"FIRE!" Harold yelled as the oven, which he was cooking with, bursted into flames. "EVERYONE OUT OF THE HOUSE!"

"Oh my God! I knew something would go wrong!" Chuckie started to cry as he ran out of the house.

Pretty soon, all eight hundred highschoolers were out of the house and in the front yard. Susie was calling 911 on her cell phone. Dil noticed that someone was missing. "Where the heck is Phil!" he yelled.

"He was upstairs with some girl! Do you think he's still up there!" Lil asked.

"We can't wait for the fire fighters! I'm going to check!" Dil said. Everyone tried to stop him, but Dil knew that one of his friends needed help. Dil went into the house that was in flames. He went up through the stairs which we fire-free. Soon, Dil heard people screaming for help.

"HEEEEEELP!" A naked Phil screamed, along with his new girlfriend, Carly.

"Phil, we're going to die!" Carly said in tears. Just then, Dil busted through the doors.

"Hurry up you guys!" Dil explained. "If we head out now, we'll make it out just in time to live!" Phil and Carly followed Dil's direction, remembering that Dil had taken a Fire Safety class at the middle school last year.

Dil, Phil, and Carly ran out of the house with barley a scrape. Everyone started cheering for Dil as they realized he had saved their lives.

Chuckie was crying, as he watched the fire trucks rushing down the street to their house. "We're so dead!"