Okay, I was up all night and early this morning, this popped out, it's a challenge somewhere… I can't remember right now.

I also noticed that my pov in this story changes around some, but whatever... I kinda like it like this.

Don't expect anything good. Its basically just a word-vomit… Have fun!

Spike had officially decided that being a ghost sucked. Majorly. Couldn't affect anything around him, at all. And that's not fun. Couldn't fight, drink, have sex, nothing. All that he could do was wander. So he wandered. A lot. And it still sucked.

He had pretty much gone around the whole building, so he decided to go back to Peaches's office, and annoy him some more. He was five feet away from the doorway when he heard something behind him.

"Fine, just ignore me." Ah, of course, Harmony. The air-headed secretary, he had to admit, she played her roll pretty well… Why the bloody hell was she buggin' him?

"Did you want something?" He asked coming up to her desk. And bloody hell! the pink! It was everywhere! Her clothes, her pencils, her cup, and there was even had a pink stuffed unicorn on her desk! It was insane, like little-girl heaven. Which reminded him… Why the hell hadn't he passed on yet? He should be in heaven! Hello, couldn't a guy get into heaven after dying to save the bleedin' world?

"No! I just wanted… to say… … Angel can't see you right now! Uh huh! He's busy! Sorry, come back later!" She burst.

He leaned over a little before realizing that if he tried to lean on her desk he'd fall through, but as he did, he noticed a book on her desk, and quickly burst out into laughter.

"It's not funny! It's a serious meeting, with some head demon. He's trying to get them to be good" She rolled her eyes. "Stop Laughing!"

He couldn't help it though. He was laughing so hard that he did end up to far forward, and he fell through her desk, before he started rolling on the floor. It was odd to laugh through a desk, and have a desk all around and in you. So he quickly rolled out before looking back up at Harmony, all indigent looking with her hands on her hips, dressed head-to-toe in pink, before he burst out laughing again.

Seeing that he wasn't going to stop anytime soon, she stomped her foot before going into Angel's office to complain. "Angel! Spike's causing a scene, and he won't stop!"

With a sigh, Angel stood up from his desk before following his assistant outside. "What now?" He asked himself.

But for some reason, he didn't quite expect to see a hysterical Spike doubled up with laughter on the floor.

Angel walked over to him, and stuck his foot in his stomach, trying to get his attention.

"What's… up… peaches?" Spike asked between bouts of laughter.

"What's so funny, Spike?" Angel growled back.

All Spike could do was point at Harmony and gasp out, "Book… evil… dummies…"

"Harmony, do you have a book that you're gonna create evil dummies with?" Angel asked.

"No! That's all gross, and I have better things to do."

Angel peered over the rim of her desk and quickly saw what Spike had seen.

He held up the book and gave her a questioning look.

She smiled sheepishly. "I... Um… I… took it away from another employee? … Yeah, cuz I knew you wouldn't like it bossy."

"Uh-huh"

Harmony: "I've been doing my homework, reading books and stuff."

Spike: "What, 'Evil for Dummies'?"

(Quote from: 'Real Me')

Hope everyone liked it! It was wacky fun to write.