Warriors the plot!

"sandstorm wake up!it's 1am!" "OMG FIRESTAR!" "fine be that way, if you want to know me and the clan are going shoping wanna come?" "NO!" "fine!" firestar walk's away. "I can finally sleep…" sandstorm meowed happily until "guess who! Pekk-a-boo!" tigerstar meowed "I still can't believe you turned evil! You got to be in silverstar's clan!" "who care's you have to marry me now!" " never tigerstar! Never! My marrage belongs to firestar!" "no way!" "yes way!" "fine!" tigerstar then took sandstorm and blew on her tummy "hehehhehhee that tickles stop stop stop!" SANDSTORM GIGGLED " no way pretty kitty!" "bad pussy caaahahahahhaat" sandstorm shrieked "love me now?" "no way tigeystar!" tigerstar then put sandstorm in a bag and took her to his secret home.

Meanwhile

"graystripe how do these shoes look?" firestar meowed as he showed graystripe a like pair of pink high heels "great you look fantastic!" graystripe purred "I'll bye these then.." firestar bought his shoes and went to thunderclan. "sandstorm!" firestar yelled. A fluffy pink note was laid on her bed the note read:

dear firestar,

you are a good leader. Your wife however is a good gal. I have taken her away she is going to marry me or else I might tickle her tummy a lot, why do I want to marry her? Because she's beautiful and she'll help me with my plan to destroy thunderclan! How you ask? She will make me alive! Making me powerful! Oh there's nothing you can do. I live at

B.C. vacouver 123 fluffy road #7 above the starbucks.

You see I tell you this because you don't know how to read maps! So ha! Your wife will marry me she will!

Sincerely,

Tigerstar

"oh noze!" firestar meowed I must find my wife!

Next chappie will continue the story, get used to cut offs and yes the chappie will get funnier! They clan's gonna descover chucky cheese's!