Yay! Crazy randomness begins! Reviews are appreciated… but note that this story is not supposed to make sense. At all. Lol. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Yeah, the people who own Vampire Game rock… BUT YOU DON'T OWN ME! MWAHAHAHAHA :runs around and hits a tree: ow. Who put that there!
Katie: Hey Jenny.
Jenny: Hey Katie.
K: Wanna go bother someone?
J: Why not.
-They go down the school hallway-
K: There's no one here. Odd.
J: Yeah, it is. Is everyone avoiding us?
K: What? That's insane! Why would anyone do that?
J: Who knows…
-They go down the stairs, and find their way outside to the front of the school-
K: -sees their friend, Sean, looking for something in the bushes- SEAN! -screams very loudly, scaring him-
Sean: AHH! -jumps- It's Katie! … And some other girl!
J: Oh, nice… -pulls out random flamethrower- Do you need to meet Mr. Pyro -twitch-
Sean: oo;; -twitch- uhm… eh… well, no?
J: Okay! -puts it away- Helloooo! I'm Jenny!
Sean: Uhm… hi? o.o;; … … … I'm Sean…. THE BUNNY SLAYER! -takes a dramatic stance, holding up his head proudly
K: Uh, yeah. That's Sean.
J: Spaztastic.
-awkward pause-
Sean: … So…. What are First Mate Kate and... Pyro doing here today?
K: Huh? What do ya mean? … It's school. -blink-
Sean: It's Saturday.
J: oooh…. Huh? O.o;; -blink- So that's why nobody's here… and you thought they were avoiding us!
K: … That was you, Jenny.
J: Oh… well, whatever. … What are YOU doing here then, Bunny Slayer?
Sean: What do you think? … Slaying bunnies!
K: Uhm… at Columbus High School?
Sean: … Yes. Yes I am. -blink- This place is overrun with bunnies!
J: Really? … -looks around- I don't see any bunnies.
Sean: Well… uhm… I … slayed them all!
K: Sean… You're afraid to be the same room with a bunny.
Sean: Yeah… not a good thing for The Bunny Slayer, is it?
J: No… not really.
-a random fuzzy creature runs by the group-
Sean: AHH! A BUNNY! -hides behind Katie-
K: I'll get it! -throws magic cookie at it-
-The cookie hits the creature, causing it to jump-
Creature: MROW!
J: o.o;; Eh? … That's not… a bunny. Bunnies don't meow… usually. O.o;; -twitch-
Creature: -transforms into DUZELL!-
Duzell: -holds cookie- What the hell is this!
K: o.;; Uhm.. uh… oh dear… Can't… hold back…. -Katie's fangirl instincts take over- AAAHHH! -hugs Duzell-
D: oo;; -twitch- …… ….. …. WHAT THE HELL! -tries to shake her off- ARGH!
K: Argh? … o.o;; -blink--lets go and looks up at him innocently- Hi.
D: oo;;
J: And here I thought I was gonna need to use Mr. Pyro on you.
Sean: uhm… What? Who is that! … That was… a cat… and now its… … Uhm?
D: I'm just as confused as you. … Who are you people?
K: I'm Katie! AKA, First Mate Kate, sailor of the seventeen seas! -takes dramatic stance-
J: Uhm… seventeen?
K: -blink- Yes. Seventeen.
J: Uhm… yeah. I'm Jenny! The Pyromaniac! -takes dramatic stance, holding up Mr. Pyro, her flamethrower- Nice to meet you! -giggle-
D: Uhm… yeah. O.o;; blink I'm—
K: DUZELL! The dreaded Vampire King!
Sean: If he's a "dreaded king," why did you run up and hug him?
K: o.o;; Because. He has pretty hair.
Voice: NOT AS PRETTY AS MINE! -a voice says, from behind Sean-
DUN-DUN-DUN! Whose voice is this? You'll find out…. Next time! On Manga Muffin Madness! Review the insanity if you like:)