Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I am only borrowing the characters

Author: pheonixphire

Genre: Romance/Humor

Rating: T

Pairings: SasuSaku, NejiTen, NaruHina, ShikaIno

Summery: Four teams, four sensei's, one island, one vacation. The rookie nine and Team Gai, students and sensei's, are sent on a vacation to relax, Hokage's orders. What madness will ensue? or will romance bloom instead?

Vacation in Paradise

Chapter Three

The Gathering

Hinata was running down the street, thinking. Oh my gosh! Neji? My cousin Neji? And Tenten? On the ground? On top of each other? Hinata kept running, thinking about what she had just saw. She accidentally bumped into a warm body. She saw orange, yellow, blue, and black. Naruto?

"Oh, s-sorry," Hinata said, blushing.

"Hinata?" Naruto asked as he helped her up. "Why were you running?"

"I uh, I s-saw s-something," she answered, looking away and blushing even harder.

"What?" Naruto asked, curious.

"N-Neji," Hinata started, literally turning red. "A-and T-Tenten…" Her voice trailed off.

"Neji and Tenten…?" Naruto prompted, even more curious.

"O-on t-the g-ground," Hinata started again. "O-on t-t-top of e-each o-other…"

"Oh no, they weren't you know…" Naruto said, a mischievous look on his face "…doing it? Were they?"

"I-I don't know," Hinata responded truthfully. She looked up to find Naruto gone. She looked around to find a dust trail down the road. She sighed, now Naruto's gonna tell everyone. And Neji's gonna kill me. She thought. Oh, I have to go meet with Kiba and Shino. We have to meet Kurenai at the Hokage's office for the meeting.

"Hey, Hinata," Kiba greeted cheerfully. Akamaru barked a greeting.

"Huh?" Hinata snapped out of her thought, and looked up. Kiba and Shino were standing in front of her. "Oh, hi Kiba, Shino." Kiba smiled and Shino just nodded.

"Hey, Hinata, what's wrong with Naruto?" Kiba asked. "He was running down the road screaming 'NEJI AND TENTEN!' "

"O-oh, w-well," Hinata sighed. I guess I'll have to tell them too. She recounted what she had seen and her conversation with Naruto.

"Oh…" Kiba got the same mischievous look that Naruto had before he ran off. I'm gonna get Neji…He shouldn't have tried to beat me up when I asked Hinata out…MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kiba started to laugh aloud.

Akamaru barked at his owner, curious about his behavior.

"…" Shino just stood there staring at his teammates, one bright red and one laughing evilly.

"W-well," Hinata stuttered, Neji was really gonna kill her now. "S-shouldn't we be g-getting to the H-Hokage's place? It's a-almost 9."

Akamaru barked in agreement.

"Huh?" Kiba looked up from his evil laughter. "Oh, yeah, sure, let's go." He walked of toward the Hokage's office, with Shino and Hinata close behind. Kiba started to laugh evilly again. Shino and Hinata sweat dropped. Neji is REALLY going to kill me now.

Tenten pulled out two scrolls, unfurling them as she jumped. "SOSHORYU," she yelled as she twirled the scrolls around her. Weapons of all sorts came flying at Neji.

"KAITEN," Neji yelled, starting his jutsu to block the rain of weapons from Tenten. Weapons headed toward him from all directions, bounced off and were sent spinning back toward the direction they came from.

"Damn his Kaiten," Tenten said as she dodged her own weapons. She picked up two discarded katana's and jumped down from the tree she was standing in. Neji looked around for Tenten, finding her running at him with two swords in her hands. Oh shit. Neji thought as he tried to dodge. Tenten slashed quickly and furiously, the blades of the katana's a blur. Neji dodged quickly, but Tenten was quicker. Finally, one of the blades hit flesh. She grinned, but Neji's arm suddenly turned into wood. Replacement? She looked around to find Neji gone. Damn. She felt a blade pressed against her neck. Damn again.

"I win," Neji whispered in her ear, making her shiver. "Again." He smirked.

"Damn," Tenten said, this time aloud. She sighed. Then, she started to pick up her weapons, scattered everywhere around their training area.

"You're getting better," Neji said.

"I know," Tenten smiled, "One day, I'm gonna beat your ass."

"You wish," Neji responded.

"HEY GUYS! ARE YOU READY TO GO? DOES THE FIRE OF YOUTH BURN BRIGHTLY WITHIN YOU?" Lee literally screamed into Neji's face. Neji glared, and before Lee knew it, he was flying. Into a tree. Face first.

"Don't do that again." Neji whispered dangerously.

"YES!" Lee responded with a salute.

"Okay, that's enough," Tenten had finished putting away her weapons. "Now, let's go before we're late." She walked off.

"Hn," Neji followed.

"YES! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lee shouted as he ran toward his teammates.

Sasuke was walking toward the Hokage's office, with Sakura close behind. Suddenly, Sasuke stopped walking. Sakura, who was looking down, did not notice him stop, and ended up bumping into him. They tumbled to the floor, on top of each other.

"Oh, sorry Sasuke." Sakura apologized after falling on her teammate. "Why'd you stop?" She picked herself up and dusted her dress off. Sasuke stood up, blushing lightly, and pointed. Sakura turned her head in the direction he pointed in. "Okay…"

Naruto was running in circles, clutching his head, screaming at the top of his lungs, "NEJI AND TENTEN, NEJI AND TENTEN!" He ran into poles, trees, and even people, but he paid no heed.

"What is he doing?" Sakura asked.

"Hn" Sasuke shrugged.

"Yeah, you're right," Sakura said, "Who knows."

"DID YOU GUYS HEAR?" Naruto asked, suddenly appearing in front of them. "NEJI AND TENTEN WERE ON THE GROUND ON TOP OF EACH OTHER DOING IT!"

Dead silence. A single cricket chirping in the distance. Five point three seconds later, all the villagers were going wild, screaming. "THE HYUUGA AND THE WEAPONS MISTRESS WERE GOING AT IT!"

"Hehe, oops," Naruto looked sheepish. In the background, the villagers were gossiping like crazy. The news was spreading like wildfire.

"Neji's gonna kill me, huh?" Naruto asked his teammates.

"Tenten's gonna kill you too," Sakura added.

"Oh shit," Naruto looked afraid, very afraid.

"We're going to be late for the meeting," Sasuke said. "Let's go."

"Great, then Tsunade can protect me!" Naruto looked happier.

"Doubt it," Sakura said, under her breath.

"I heard that, Sakura," Naruto said, turning around.

"So…?" she asked.

"Soooo…" Naruto started to say.

"Just shut up, dobe," Sasuke inturuppted, hands in his pockets.

"Make me!" Naruto said.

"Idiot."

"Bastard."

"Stupid."

"Jerk."

"Brainless."

"Moron."

"Will you two both just shut up and walk," asked Sakura. "We're gonna be late." Naruto and Sasuke glared at each other, and followed Sakura as they walked toward the Hokage's office.

"Dumb."

"Ass-hole."

"Clueless."

"Retard."

"YOU TWO NEED TO SHUT UP RIGHT NOW BEFORE I KICK YOUR SORRY ASSES!" Sakura yelled, then calmed down slightly, and said in a dangerous voice. "Now walk, quietly, to the Hokage's office." She grabbed Naruto's and Sasuke's ears and threw them in front of her. She let go and hissed. "Walk." Naruto and Sasuke obeyed.

Ino was brushing her hair in front of the mirror when she heard knocking. I wonder who it is. She dropped the brush and ran downstairs. She skidded to a halt in front of the door and turned the knob. She opened the door to find Chouji munching on his chips and Shikamaru with his hands in his pockets looking bored.

"What are you doing?" Ino asked.

"What does it look like?" Shikamaru responded, in a uninterested tone.

Chouji continued to eat.

"It looks like you knocked on my door for no apparent reason," Ino concluded.

"Well, we came to pick you up…" Shikamaru started.

"Aww…that's so sweet," Ino cooed.

Chouji took a few steps back, before continuing to munch on his chips.

"…knowing you were going to take forever getting ready that we'd probably be late," Shikamaru finished. There was a short pause.

"WHAT?" Ino screeched. There was fire in her eyes, and her knuckles were turning white from being in fists. "I do NOT take forever to get ready." She huffed, turned her nose up, crossed her arms, and turned away.

"We were three hours late last time you…" Shikamaru started. He never got to finish. Shikamaru lay on the floor with a red hand shaped slap mark on his face, while Ino stalked away toward the Hokage's office.

"Women are so troublesome," Shikamaru complained, as Chouji helped him up. Chouji went back to eating his chips, Shikamaru sighed, and they both walked to catch up with Ino.

Tsunade sighed, all the teams were late. At 9, only the sensei's had arrived, well all of them except Kakashi, of course. Kurenai and Asuma were leaning against the wall, Kurenai looking bored and Asuma was smoking. Gai was pacing around the room, talking about his precious Lee. 5 after 9, Kurenai's team arrived. Hinata was blushing, Kiba was laughing evilly, and Shino was talking to his bugs. Akamaru followed behind them, confused at his owner's odd behavior. Kurenai looked bewildered at her team's behavior, well only Kiba's really. Tsunade glanced at Kurenai with a questioning face. Kurenai shrugged. Tsunade sighed; this was going to be a long day. Kiba sat down, apparently whispering evil plans to his dog. Hinata walked over to her sensei and sat down. Shino just stood off to the side, still talking to his bugs.

"Yes, I know that these humans are weird," he whispered to his bugs.

A few minutes later, Gai's team arrived. Gai looked up to see Lee.

"GAI SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI SENSEI!

"LEE!"

"GAI SENSEIIIIIIIIIIII!"

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

The two ran toward each other, that unexplained sunset appearing from nowhere again. Tsunade shook her head and called Shizune.

"Get me some aspirin and a cup of water." She whispered. Shizune nodded. Gai and Lee were in the corner hugging, and sobbing for no apparent reason. Neji and Tenten looked at their teammate and sensei and shrugged, they were used to this type of behavior. They sat down together on the couch, Tenten polishing a kunai, Neji meditating. At 10 after 9, Asuma's team arrived. Ino stalked in, sat in a chair in the corner, and muttered darkly. Shikamaru and Chouji walked in a few minutes later. Asuma saw the slap mark on Shikamaru's face and proceeded to laugh his head off.

"What…happened?" Asuma managed to choke out between laughing fits. Shikamaru glared at him, glanced at Ino, and sat on the couch opposite Neji and Tenten. Chouji sat next to him and continued to stuff his face. A few minutes later, Kakashi's team arrived. Sasuke and Naruto walked in meekly, with a furious Sakura close behind.

"I'm gonna need more aspirin, Shizune," Tsunade muttered. Sakura saw Ino and went to sit next to her, talking quietly with her. Neji gave Sasuke the you-just-got-whipped-by-a-girl look. Sasuke glared, giving Neji the I-am-going-to-murder-you look back. He then leaned against the door; arms crossed, and closed his eyes. Naruto immediately ran over to Tsunade, begging for protection from Neji and Tenten. Tsunade was surprised, and spit water all over Naruto's face. Naruto paused, wiped his face, and proceeded to badger Tsunade for safety.

"Why?" Tsunade asked after drinking the rest of the water.

"I ACCIDENTLY TOLD EVERYONE IN THE VILLAGE THAT NEJI AND TENTEN WERE ON THE GROUND ON TOP OF EACH OTHER DOING IT, AND NOW NEJI AND TENTEN ARE GOING TO KILL ME! HELP ME!" Naruto screamed, in desperation, unaware that Neji and Tenten just happened to be right behind him. Sakura and Sasuke shook their heads, knowing that Naruto was unaware that Neji and Tenten were behind him.

"What-did-you-just-say, Na-ru-to?" Tenten asked, turning slowly. Lee and Gai stopped hugging, they knew that Tenten only spoke in syllables when she was mad, like really, really mad.

"Repeat that, Uzumaki," Neji said, dangerously, at the same time. Lee and Gai snapped their head toward Neji; he only spoke in that tone of voice when he was extremely pissed. They hugged each other tighter, looking from Neji to Tenten.

"Uh oh," they said to each other. At the same time, Naruto was sinking lower and lower into the ground.

"Oh shit," he whispered. Neji activated his Byakugan and Tenten pulled out her scrolls.

"Am I late?" Kakashi asked, walking in through the door.

Well, there you have it, chapter um, three! YAY! And this time we have a cliffhanger, sort of. Let's see, something my readers ought to know…Sakura and Ino are friends again because they both gave up on Sasuke. More about that in the next few chapters. Well, that's all I can think of, any questions please ask, and I'll answer. Oh, and Sakura acting weird, I'll explain in the next chapter. Well, that's all for now and thanks to all my reviewers. Please read and review, thanks . - pheonixphire