Warriors retarded and weird series a new prophecy is being created!
Cloudtail was having a good day. He even got a pet rat. He called him powerpuffgirl. "hi firestar I like cheese!" cried sandstorm she divorced tigerstar 2 days ago. "I'm going to polka dot hill and see if bluestar wants to give me some dumb prophecy" firestar meowed. "okay funny fafers!" sandstorm cried as she watched firestar ride in a chip bag all the way to polka dot hill.
"bluestar!" firestar meowed furiously "what?" bluestar cried, she was eating meow mix like a piggy "stop eating meow mix like a pig!" firestar meowed unhappy "it's your meow mix any ways…" "bluestar! You big fur brain!" "my brain isn't made of fur dumbo" "grr what ever. "got a prophecy for me?" "yea! Go away!" "c'mon bluestar!" "fine candyland and schoolclan will join together and form portalclan okay?" "okay! Thank you buestar here have a cookie!" "thank you I just love cookies!" "eerrrr your welcome.."
firestar got back to thunderclan and told the bad news "so yea any questions?" "yes me firestar, what is candyland?" "well cloudtail candyland is a place were there are gumdrop people, gingerbread men and…sundae people and much more! I went there they are all evil!" cats scream and run into a tree about 1m by 1m. "calm down people as long as we have Mr. t'mater we'll be fine!"
STARCLAN
"bluestar you should cut down on the candy you're getting a bit too fat…" silverstream meowed "no way silverstream I only weight 1000 pounds!" bluestar said she looked like a giant balloon! "bluestar look in a mirror you look like a balloon!" silverstream hissed. Bluestar cried "I can't help it I want a husband! WAAAA!" "sugar wont solve ur problems…" "really I thought it did.." "nope it doesn't…"
THE MOON
"ggrrr I must get revenge on firestar! He took his wife back! He destroyed my plan!" tigerstar meowed furiously "don't worry" a gameboy said "you can still play me" "aww how can I refuse!" tigerstar meowed as he played the gameboy.
GOOD CHAPPIE? i liked it. The next chappie is going to be funnier. Poor bluestar, she want's a husband. She might just marry mr. cookie! Find out soon! And I feel bad for tigerstar he thinks a gameboy is talking to him! He's gone insane! And poor firestar, he has to go to candyland again! Tis tragic! Well next chappie bluestar looses I pound! Stay toned!