Krad was exhausted now; he had run all the way to the other side of town. "Satoshi…?
You…take over now…" White feathers showered all around like a soft blizzard. Satoshi appeared. "Why is she still alive?" His soft voice was somewhat shaky. He stumbled down the street to his house. Once inside he wobbled to his room and flopped on his bed like a dead fish. "Krad…what are we going to do?"
"…Towers…"
"What?"
"We'll throw her off a tower."
"Krad…you're joking right?"
"No, we can knock her out, stuff her body in a bag, and then throw her in the ocean off of a tower."
"Krad…"
"What?"
"That's kind of risky."
"No it's not! Trust me!"
Satoshi ignored him and pulled his pillow under his chin as he lay on his belly. He let out a long, tired sigh and fell asleep.
Riku was ranting on and on about how annoying Risa was. Daisuke had no idea she was THIS bad. "And then there was that one time when she shoved marshmallows up his butt, and made the first puppy smore! And then…" She kept going on. Daisuke was still in shock. He never knew that Riku, the love of his very short and naive life, hated Risa, his mortal enemy and lover's evil twin. He finally let out a few words in a squeaky voice, "A…puppy…SMORE!" Riku nodded and went on again. Daisuke thought of Wiz, his pet rabbit…thingy… and vowed to himself to never let Risa see him. Riku grabbed Daisuke's hands and got really close to his face, "But you want to know the WORST thing she's done?"
Daisuke blushed wildly, "You mean…the things you told me weren't as bad as it gets?"
"No…the worst thing EVER…is Risa walking in the bathroom and taking over my bath! SHE GOT IN WITH ME AND FARTED AND MADE THE BUBBLES SMELL BAD!"
Daisuke blushed and got real quiet… "EWWWWWWW!" then he busted out with disgust. "OMIGOSH THAT'S SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS! THAT'S MEAN AND GROSS AND JUST EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Riku nodded, "But now that she's missing and I'm with you right now, I'm ok." She quickly kissed his cheek and Daisuke blushed like a naïve teenager finding a porno sight. Riku giggled. Dark began screaming at Daisuke, "HEY! NO FAIR! I WANNA KISS!" Daisuke smiled and kissed Riku in return. "Let's go home, it's late."
"Ok!"
They walked together until they came to the last corner, the left led to Riku's, the right to Daisuke's. They smiled innocently at each other and went home. Daisuke walked in and began singing in a high pitched happy voice, "I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRET! ALALALAAAAA! GO ME! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! BECAUSE MY HIPS DON'T LIE AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL YOU!" Emiko walked in and saw Daisuke doing the running man, robot, and the worm over and over, singing multiple songs at once. She blinked as Daiki walked up behind her, his jaw dropping at the sight of his grandson bust-a-moving. They exchanged shocked glances at each other and slowly backed away. Daisuke ran…well, more like skipped merrily up to his room and began jumping on his bed and speaking gibberish. He jumped a little too high though, and hit his head on the ceiling, scared the life out of Wiz, and knocked out on his bed drooling. Wiz jumped up on Daisuke's head and let out a worried "Kyuuu…" but it was no use, Daisuke was out cold, and it was all because of raging hormones, the Gibberish language, and his short attention span.
The next morning, Satoshi called Daisuke. Towa answered as always and brought the phone to the happily snoring Daisuke. "Wake up, Dai! The phone's for you!" She tossed the phone at him, hitting him on the nose and shocking him awake, "OW! Ah! Toto, what was that for?"
"Satoshi's on the phone for you!"
"Hello?" He brought the phone to his ear.
"Daisuke?"
"Yeah?"
"Krad came up with a plan to get rid of she-who-must-not-be-named."
"…Have you been reading Harry Potter?"
"NO! I'm serious; Krad knows how to get rid of her!"
"Lay it on me."
"Okay, first off, do you know about any near by towers?"
"Towers? Why?"
"Just answer me."
"There's one in the middle of town…it's by the ocean."
"Good. That's perfect."
"I'm lost…"
"Dark and Krad are going to knock her out, stuff her body in a bag, and throw her in the ocean from a tower."
"…."
"Hello? You there?"
"What kind of a plan is that?"
"I don't know…a 'Krad Plan'."
"Whatever…hehehehe, Satoshi, guess what!"
"…Do I want to know?"
"Riku kissed my cheek last night!"
"…Daisuke…you sound like a giddy little school girl. Stop."
"Aw, can't you at least pretend to be happy for me?"
"I am, it's just the way you said it."
"Kill joy."
"Shut up; meet me at the tower in Dark's form at 10 tonight."
"At 10? Why so late?"
"There can't be any witnesses!"
"Ohhh I got it!"
"…ok, bye Daisuke."
"Bye Satoshi."
