Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I am only borrowing the characters
Author: pheonixphire
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: T
Pairings: SasuSaku, NejiTen, NaruHina, ShikaIno
Summery: Four teams, four sensei's, one island, one vacation. The rookie nine and Team Gai, students and sensei's, are sent on a vacation to relax, Hokage's orders. What madness will ensue? or will romance bloom instead?
Vacation in Paradise
Chapter Eight
The Cabins
"We're finally HERE!" Sakura screamed. "Now what?" she asked, looking at the others. They shrugged and she sweatdropped.
"Let's go find our cabins," Ino suggested. She walked off.
"Yeah!" Sakura perked up and followed Ino. The rest of the shinobi shrugged again and followed the two kunoichi.
"Let's see…" Kakashi looked at his guide book as they walked. "Well, it seems that there are only four cabins."
"Really?" Sakura and Ino asked, suspiciously. "You aren't trying to get the good cabin like on the boat, are you?"
"Yes, yes, there are only four cabins," Kakashi said. "But, each cabin has four rooms, two bathrooms, a kitchen, a living room, and a dining room each."
"Oh wow," Ino said. Sakura nodded.
"So what will our living arrangements be?" Kakashi asked the rest of the group.
"How about the sensei's get one cabin and the rest of you get the other three," Kurenai suggested. "I'll leave you to pick who lives with who." With that, she picked up her luggage and dashed off. Kakashi and Asuma looked at each other, shrugged, picked up their luggage, and followed Kurenai.
"WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Gai screamed after them.
"Nice, Kurenai," Kakashi congratulated, after a few minutes of running.
"Why thank you," Kurenai replied, smugly. They didn't want to be there when the Rookie Nine and Gai's team tried to decide their living arrangements.
"Where's Gai?" Kakashi asked a while later.
"RIGHT HERE!" Gai screamed, suddenly appearing beside Kakashi's face. He smiled and white light spilled out from his teeth.
"What the..." Kakashi tripped and fell, temporarily blinded. Suddenly seeing Gai's bright shiny face and teeth does that to you.
"Great, now you made Kakashi blind," Asuma said. Kakashi stood up, looking dazed. He staggered around for a while, before waking into a tree and collapsing again. Asuma sighed and picked Kakashi up. The four sensei's then continued tohead toward their cabin.
"You know what?" Kurenai asked Asuma after a while.
"What?" Asuma asked.
"I don't think I want to share a cabin with Gai for a month," Kurenai said, realizing what she had just done.
"Oh shit," Asuma said, realizing what Kurenai had just done.
Kiba looked at the group of shinobi and sweatdropped. They were all staring wide eyed at the dust trail left by their sensei's.
"We got ditched, didn't we?" Tenten asked.
"Yeah…" Sakura said looking sad. Suddenly, her face turned red as she realized what had just happened. "THEY DITCHED US?" she screamed.
"Sakura..." Sasuke said.
"Let's just get to where the cabins are," Shikamaru suggested.
"Yeah," Chouji said, "I'm going to run out of chips soon, too."
"Come on, everyone," Naruto said. "Follow me!"
The twelve shinobi nodded and followed Naruto, too tired to argue.
"FINALLY!" Ino screamed when they arrived at a clearing with four large wood cabins in it.
"I see the sensei's are already settled in," Kiba said. Sakura glared slightly at the cabin where the sensei's were in.
"Okay…" Ino said. "So, who's staying where?"
"I want to stay with Sasuke," Sakura said.
"I want to stay with Hinata," Naruto said.
"I want to stay with someone sane," Neji said. Being on a team with Gai and Lee does that to you.
"Same here," Tenten said.
"…" Shino said.
"…" Sasuke said.
"I WANT TO STAY WITH SAKURA!" Lee yelled.
"This is troublesome," Shikamaru said.
"I w-want to s-stay with N-Naruto," Hinata said, blushing after she heard what Naruto had said.
"Well, isn't this great?" Ino asked sarcastically. "Shikamaru? Help me?" she puppy dog eyed him.
"Fine," Shikamaru sighed. He looked at the shinobi and thought. "Okay, in one cabin, Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke, and Sakura."
"Yes!" Sakura said. She picked up her luggage and ran to a cabin with Hinata close behind. Sasuke smiled slightly and followed the two girls. Naruto grinned, stuck out a tongue at Kiba, and followed the three. Kiba glared at his retreating back.
"Okay, next cabin, Neji, Tenten, Shino, and Kiba," Shikamaru said, lazily.
"Alright!" Tenten said. She walked over to the next cabin with a smirking Neji behind. Shino and Kiba both followed them.
"Which leaves, Ino, Chouji, Lee, and me with the last cabin," Shikamaru finished. He picked up his pack and trudged over to the remaining cabin. Ino laughed at Shikamaru for a few minutes before following him inside. Lee bounced inside, literally, and Chouji followed after them.
"IT'S HUGE!" Sakura said.
"Sakura, you're starting to sound like Lee," Sasuke said.
"It's huge!" Sakura repeated.
"That's better," Sasuke said.
"I call this room!" Naruto shouted from somewhere upstairs.
Sakura and Sasuke quickly ran upstairs and claimed a room each. Hinata took the last room.
"I'm making dinner, what do you guys want?" Sakura called.
"RAMEN!" Naruto called back.
"NO!" Sakura yelled.
"YES!" Naruto said.
"Okay, that's enough," Sasuke said, stopping the two before the argument got anymore heated.
"Fine!" Sakura said.
"S-Sakura, I-I'll help you c-cook," Hinata said.
"Thanks Hinata," Sakura said. The two kunoichi walked into the kitchen and began preparing dinner.
"Well, this is nice," Kiba said, looking around. He petted Akamaru's head for a few moments before running upstairs to claim a room. Tenten and Neji followed. Tenten tripped while running up the stairs and fell backward. She tumbled into Neji and they landed in a heap on the floor. Kiba poked his head out from his room.
"Guys, get a room, please," he said.
Akamaru barked at them.
"Yeah, you're right, Akamaru," Kiba said.
Neji and Tenten glared at Kiba. They quickly untangled themselves and went to claim a room. Shino ignored the three and went to get his own room.
"Yes, yes, these humans are crazy," Shino whispered to his bugs, settling into his room.
"What for you want for dinner?" Tenten asked, walking down to the kitchen.
"Food," Kiba said.
"Well duh!" Tenten said, rolling her eyes. "What kind of food?"
Akamaru barked an answer.
"Yeah, what he said!" Kiba said.
"I don't understand dog, Kiba," Tenten said.
"So?" Kiba asked.
"So, how am I supposed to know what he said?" Tenten asked, agitated.
"Tenten, just make something," Neji said.
"Fine," Tenten said. She walked into the kitchen and started to cook.
"Wow! This place is huge!" Ino said, exploring the cabin. She dashed upstairs. "My room!" she called to the other three. Shikamaru dragged himself upstairs with Lee and Chouji close behind. After putting away their belongings, the four met in their living room.
"I'm hungry," Chouji said, after a while.
"Me too!" Lee said.
"I'll go make dinner," Ino said.
"You can cook?" Shikamaru asked.
"Yes, I can cook, thank you very much," Ino said. She glared at him, sniffed, and walked into the kitchen.
"I'M HUNGRY!" Gai complained.
"Then make something to eat," Asuma said. He held up three fingers. "How many fingers am I holding up?" Kakashi stared at Asuma's fingers.
"Six," Kakashi said.
"Three, genius," Kurenai said. Her stomach rumbled. "I'm hungry too, anyone know how to cook?"
"Nope," Asuma said.
"NOOOOOOO," Gai said.
"Great…" Kurenai said. "Now we're gonna starve."
"I can cook," Kakashi said.
"Yeah, but you can't even see where they door to the damn kitchen is!" Kurenai said. "Last thing we need is for you to try and boil a watermelon!"
"How do you boil a watermelon?" Kakashi asked.
A few seconds later.
"Was that really necessary?" Asuma asked.
"Yes, yes it was," Kurenai said.
"NOOOO, MY GREATEST RIVAL IS DEAD!" Gai yelled.
"He's not dead," Asuma said. "I think."
Well, that's it, chapter eight. End of Day 1. No, Kakashi is not dead. No, Kurenai did not attempt to murder Kakashi. And no, Kakashi is not blind for life. OH MY GOD! MORE THEN 100 REVIEWS! THANKS SO MUCH! ANYONE WHO REVIEWED ROCKS! YEAH! Okay...um...feel free to suggest anything and ask any questions...yeah, that's about it...REVIEW! -pheonixphire