-The next morning in the Med-Lab-

Inside the lab Hank was looking over a few notes, while Jean examined a computer screen.

Hank adjusted his glasses, "Jean are you sure about these test results?"

Jean looked up from the screen, "I triple checked them Hank."

Hank furrowed his brow and looked at his notes again, "I have to say this is impressive."

"Anything I should know about? I mean… I assume it involves me," Pietro said standing in the middle of several machines in his boxers. Several wires had been attached to various parts of his body.

Jean looked at the speedster, "I always had you pegged for a briefs man, Pietro. Less wind resistance you know?"

Pietro smirked, "Who said I run around in my underwear?"

Jean blushed, "Oh… I didn't mean…"

Pietro's smirk grew, "Relax Grey. Never said I didn't either." He winked at her, "Besides Ororo officially band the Brotherhood from being naked and using our powers in our underwear."

Jean rolled her eyes, "That's a good rule."

Pietro shook his head, "To think the rule came about cause Anna and Ororo caught Freddy and Tabby in the pantry doing the X-rated dance."

Jean cringed, "That's disgusting!" She got up to take a blood sample from him.

Pietro nodded in agreement, "You're telling me it really ruined a perfect drunken Brotherhood breakfast and just when we were bonding with Wolverine too. So when did you become a doctor?"

Jean smirked, "I'm not." She then furrowed her brow, "Hank I'm having trouble getting the needle into his arm." She concentrated her telekinesis on the needle and eased it into his arm, "There. Took a lot more force than I thought it would have though."

Hank walked over and examined the boy's skin, "Well it appears our findings are in fact correct." He smiled at Pietro, "The thickness and density of your skin would in fact provide sufficient protection from Anna's mutation."

Pietro nodded, "Yeah it was a good kiss too."

Jean looked at Pietro in shock, "You kissed her!"

Pietro peeked an eyebrow, "Hey keep it down I don't go around telling everyone you and One-eye like to take turns spanking each other." He then leaned in and whispered into her ear, "Or that you have a crush on my sister."

She smirked and yanked the needle out of his arm, "I don't have a crush on her." She licked her lips, "I just think she's cute."

Pietro sighed, "It's kinda cold, when do I get to leave?"

Hank smiled, "Ms. Grey please increase the thermostat five degrees to accommodate our special guest."

Pietro rolled his eyes, "I guess that means not anytime soon."

-Meanwhile in the kitchen-

Anna, and Kitty were sitting at the table wearing their traditional garb. While Tabby wore one of Freddy's larger than average shirts. The three girls were enjoying a nice conversation and drinking some tea.

Anna cocked her head to the side as if to asses Tabby more accurately, "So… you and Freddy… in the pantry?"

Tabby smiled a big relaxed smile, "Damn straight!"

Kitty giggled, "I take it he was good?"

Tabby closed her eyes and nodded, "He may not be as pretty and gentle as Pietro but the man knows a woman's body better than I do, and I'm the proud owner of a nice one."

Kitty peeked an eyebrow in interest, "So does that mean you and Pietro…" she trailed off as Tabby began to nod, "Lance told me there was some chemistry between you two."

Anna looked at Tabby quizzically, "Why did he leave you?

Tabby cocked her head to the side and looked at the ceiling, "I guess it was a mutual decision."

Anna looked Tabby up and down. She opened her mouth to speak, but Kitty beat her to it, "So did you two like lose it to each other."

Tabby gripped her teacup and looked at the warm liquid, "Wouldn't you like to know."

Anna began to grind her teeth, while Kitty smiled, "You know I was Lance's first."

Tabby peeked an eyebrow, "Really? Was he your first?"

Kitty smiled, "I've told you something…"

Tabby nodded. "Fine lets see Pietro deflowered me, I deflowered him, I deflowered Freddy, and according to Freddy, St. John and Amara were doing the horizontal shuffle on the Brotherhood couch. Now spill was Lance your first?"

Kitty was shocked at the sudden waterfall of information, "Yeah, he was my first."

Tabby chuckled, "After everything I just said that all I get?"

Kitty peeked an eyebrow; "Well you didn't hear this from me but a couple of weeks ago Jubilation thought Bobby got her pregnant, and Kurt's girlfriend Amanda, left him for a girl."

Anna looked at Kitty, "So that's why he was upset for so long."

Kitty nodded, "Poor guy took it really hard."

Tabby looked over at Anna, "So what about you and Pietro?"

Anna eyed Tabby cautiously, "What about me and Pietro?"

Kitty giggled, "You two were spending quite a bit of time together yesterday."

Anna rolled her eyes, "Ah was only escorting him to that stupid room they have, cause Dr. McCoy asked me to."

Tabby chuckled, "I think those demands they made were great. Even the mini-skirt Friday one, it was Lance's best moment."

Kitty cocked her head to the side, "Speaking of great moments I haven't seen Lance since your little moment this morning."

Tabby rubbed her chin, "Well if I know those guys…"

Anna looked over at Tabby, "They're either drunk, watchin' TV, fightin' about something stupid, or playing some dumb drinkin' game while watchin' TV."

Tabby smiled, "My thoughts exactly." The three girls began laughing at the boys, until realization hit. They all slowly stopped laughing, "What does that say about us though?"

Anna nodded, "That we fell for a bunch of misunderstood lazy drunks who like to fight?"

Kitty nudged Anna and smiled, "We?"

Anna rolled her eyes and got up, "I'm going to my room."

-Med-Lab a few hours later-

Pietro was now lying down on a table while an x-ray machine took pictures of his body. Jean and Hank stood behind a protective wall while they snapped shots.

Pietro looked over at them, "I'm not gonna make it home for dinner am I?"

"Please Mr. Maximoff don't move or we'll have to start over," Hank called out from behind the wall. Pietro only looked straight up at the ceiling, to contemplate his relationships with various family members, Brotherhood members, and a certain southern belle. Unbeknownst to the occupants of the room Wanda quietly made her way inside.

Jean and Hank walked out from behind the wall and removed the machine from the immediate location, "Well Mr. Maximoff," Jean began to chuckle, "Would you like a lolly pop?"

Pietro smirked, "How 'bout a kiss to make me feel all better?"

Wanda made her presence known, "I don't think Anna would appreciate that."

Hank chuckled, "Unless you would like to make the Med-Lab a permanent residence, I suggest you refrain from upsetting Ms. Darkholme."

Pietro chuckled and nodded in agreement. Wanda smirked, "I think it's time you let my brother go out and play."

Jean looked over at Wanda, "But we have tests to run."

Hank nodded, "And it's for his safety."

Wanda crossed her arms, "Pietro go play."

Pietro smiled, "Yes ma'am." Pietro hopped towards the door trying to put his pants on.

Wanda looked over the doctors, "Don't worry I'll keep an eye on him."

Hank shook his head and smiled, "Just don't allow him to use his mutation in excess. He may run but don't let him strain himself."

Wanda nodded her head and escorted her brother back upstairs.

-A few minutes later in the hall outside the elevator on the first floor-

Wanda and Pietro walked out of the elevator and started walking towards the kitchen.

Wanda looked at her brother, "You hungry?"

Pietro smiled and nodded, "Yeah. Feels like I've been down there forever." The duo came to an abrupt halt as St. John and Bobby were engaged in a healthy fistfight in the hall.

St. John and Bobby would exchange blow after blow, each one leaving their mark on the other's body.

Pietro smiled, "Wonder why the X-geeks haven't tried to stop the slaughter?"

His question was quickly answered as Scott came running through the door only to be tackled by Lance, "Let them fight Summers. It builds character."

Scott tried in vain to push Lance off his body, "What the hell kind of leadership is that Alvers? This has to be the dumbest fight I've ever witnessed."

Lance rolled his eyes, and pulled himself and Scott off the ground, still holding him back, "It's a sacred Brotherhood bonding technique."

St. John and Bobby were still raining punches on each other, neither showing signs of slowing down. St. John finally got the upper hand and shoved Bobby into the wall and punched him in the stomach thoroughly knocking the wind out of him.

St. John smiled down at the frosty teenager, "That'll teach you for eating the last muffin Lance's Sheila didn't make."

Suddenly one of the staff bedroom doors open. The occupants of the hallway all looked at the doorway to see Todd standing there wearing only his boxers.

He looked at the various people, "Keep it down, you're ruining the mood yo."

Needless to say the other Brotherhood members, Scott, and Bobby were completely shocked, but nothing could compare with what happened next.

Ororo's voice could be heard coming deep from within the room, "Todd honey, come back to bed."

Todd smirked, "Keep it down yo." He walked back into the room and closed the door.

Pietro, Lance and St. John all exchanged surprised looks. After the initial shock they all began smiling entirely forgetting about sisters and rivals, and simultaneously the three male members of the Brotherhood yelled out, "Go Toad!"