Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I am only borrowing the characters
Author: pheonixphire
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: T
Pairings: SasuSaku, NejiTen, NaruHina, ShikaIno
Summery: Four teams, four sensei's, one island, one vacation. The rookie nine and Team Gai, students and sensei's, are sent on a vacation to relax, Hokage's orders. What madness will ensue? or will romance bloom instead?
Vacation in Paradise
Chapter Twelve
The Prank
The next day was peaceful, the birds were chirping, and the sun was shining. That it, until screams cut through the air.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Ino, Sakura, Tenten, and Hinata screamed. (A/N yes, even Hinata)
"Well, we're screwed," Shikamaru said.
"But it was so worth it," Kiba said.
"It was nice knowing you," Naruto said, solemnly to the others. They heard the door slam open, and ran for their lives.
The four girls barged out of the cabin. The furious kunoichi scanned the clearing for their teammates. Not finding them, they split up headed for the forest, one in each direction.
"YOU GUYS ARE SO DEAD!" Sakura shrieked.
"Someone has to turn the TV on," Sakura commented. She turned to look at the others and sighed. None of them would be willing to walk all the way to the TV.
"Lazy bums," Sakura muttered. "I thought Shikamaru was the only one…"
"Soooo, anybody want to go turn the TV on?" Ino asked.
"I'll do it," Tenten offered.
"Well, at least someone isn't lazy…" Ino said. Tenten pulled out a kunai, aimed it, and threw. The kunai hit the power button and the TV turned on.
"I spoke to soon," Ino said, sweatdropping.
"Hey, it worked, didn't it?" Tenten asked.
The ninja continued watching TV for a while. After a few hours, the four kunoichi were bored out of their wits, and a pile of kunai was piled by the TV's channel button.
"There's nothing good on," Sakura said.
"Let's do something else," Ino said.
"There's nothing else to do," Tenten said. The four of them turned around to find all the others asleep.
"They have no metabolism," Tenten said. "It's only 2 in the morning." Hinata sighed. The four kunoichi continued watching TV. At around 4, the four kunoichi had fallen asleep.
"They're finally asleep!" Kiba said, as the eight boys got up and gathered around the sleeping forms of their female teammates.
"Yeah, I thought they would never go to bed," Naruto said, poking Sakura to make sure she was asleep. Sakura muttered incoherently and flipped over to her other side.
"Don't wake them up, moron," Sasuke said.
"You know that they may very well murder us tomorrow," Shikamaru said.
"Who cares?" Naruto asked. Several of the others raised their hands.
"Wimps," Kiba said.
"Alright, let's do it," Neji said, pulling some black markers out of his pack.
"Hn," Sasuke said, taking one of the markers that Neji offered. After Neji handed out the markers, the eight crouched around the four sleeping kunoichi and got to work.
"Uh, Tenten, can we please be reasonable?" Neji asked, as he ran through the forest.
"No," Tenten said, flinging more sharp pointy objects at Lee and Neji.
"Why not?" Lee asked, dodging an extremely large kunai and several poison tipped senbon.
"Why not? You drew on my face with a black marker, you ass holes!" Tenten answered, furious, pulling out more weapons and flinging them at her teammates.
"A sleepover, eh?" Kiba asked. Akamaru barked.
"Yeah, at 8 at my cabin," Naruto said, excitedly.
"Go get everyone else, and meet me here," Kiba said. "I have an idea."
"YOU BASTARDS! WHERE ARE YOU?" Sakura screamed, looking for her two teammates.
"Nooooooo! I haven't become Hokage yet, I can't die," Naruto whimpered. He and Sasuke were hiding in the hollow of a tree.
"I haven't revived my clan yet, or killed Itachi, either," Sasuke said.
"We're to young to die!" They said together, hugging each other in fear.
"Found you," Sakura said, evilly, hanging upside down from a branch and looking into the hollow.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Naruto's and Sasuke's scream tore through the air to where Kiba and Shino were hiding.
"Oh shit, even Sasuke's screaming?" Kiba asked, eyes widening in horror. Akamaru whimpered.
"She's coming," Shino whispered to Kiba, as a bug landed on his finger.
"You can run, but you can't hide! Byakugan!" Hinata shouted.
"Well, Shikamaru, Chouji," Ino began, calmly. They had been tied to a tree trunk with gags and blindfolds. "HOW DARE YOU DRAW ON MY FACE?" Ino screeched.
"Okay, so basically, when they fall asleep, just draw on their faces," Kiba finished.
"What makes you think I would do such a thing?" Neji asked.
"Are you too scared?" Naruto asked. "The great Hyuuga Neji, too scared to do a little prank."
"I am not scared!" Neji said.
"I'm not going to," Sasuke said, crossing his arms.
"Well, you're just as bad as Neji, then," Kiba commented.
"Hyuuga."
"Uchiha."
"Fine, I'll do it," Sasuke said.
"Me too," Neji said. And then, a glaring contest commenced between the two.
"Well, they're in, what about you guys?" Kiba asked Shikamaru, Shino, Chouji, and Lee.
"YEAH!" Lee said. The others nodded their heads.
"Alright!" Naruto and Kiba said.
"Uh, Kakashi?" Kurenai asked. "What's going on? I swear I just heard Sasuke screaming."
"You're probably hearing things," Kakashi said, as he read his book. "Right Asuma?"
"Yeah," Asuma answered.
"MY LEE SENSE IS TINGLING! HE MUST BE IN TROUBLE!" Gai suddenly said.
"Whatever," Kakashi said. Gai jumped off the sofa and raced out the door, in search of Lee.
"GAI SENSEI! HELP ME" Lee screamed, still dodging weapons.
"Dammit Tenten, how many weapons do you have?" Neji asked, jumping to the side to avoid being cut in half by a windmill shuriken.
"I'm just getting started," Tenten said.
"Great," Neji said sarcastically.
"LEE!" Gai yelled, when he caught up with Tenten, Neji, and Lee.
"GAI SENSEI! HELP ME!" Lee yelled to him, still dodging weapons.
"WHAT ABOUT THE SUNSET?" Gai yelled back, holding the painted sunset background up.
"THERE'S NO TIME!" Lee replied.
"Gai, I suggest you leave," Tenten said, turning to face her teacher, but still flinging weapons.
"What happened to your face?" Gai asked.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"I think something's going on," Kurenai said.
"Yeah, that was Gai, wasn't it?" Asuma said.
"Come on, let's go see what happened," Kakashi said, heading toward the door.
The three sensei's walked out the door and toward the middle of the clearing. Kakashi sighed, Asuma snickered, and Kurenai sweatdropped.
"What the hell happened?" Kurenai asked. She looked at the pile of unconscious shinobi, including Gai, piled in the middle of the clearing and the four kunoichi muttering darkly. The four turned to face them and pointed toward their faces. Their faces were covered in random doodles and words in black marker. Kakashi and Asuma fell over laughing.
"Was that really necessary?" Kurenai asked the four kunoichi, looking at the two new unconscious bodies on the pile.
Yeah! Chapter TWELVE! And, chapter thirteen is coming very soon. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. If you have any questions, just e-mail me or review. The italics are flashbacks, by the way. :P Next time, THE REVENGE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, I'm done. Sorry, sugar high...Oh yeah, REVIEW! –pheonixphire.