-A few hours later in the Brotherhood room-

The Brotherhood boys were watching porn. St. John, Todd, and Pietro sat on the couch; Freddy was stationed on the loveseat, while their fearless leader took the armchair.

Todd smiled and chuckled through out the whole show, "We did that yo." He nudged St. John, "And that… twice. Oh might have to try that later yo."

Freddy scratched his head and looked at his green chum, "Hey guys what the hell is he talkin' about?"

Lance shook his head and smiled, "Our little Toad has finally become a man."

St. John chuckled, "Yeah and with a total knock out too mate."

Freddy peeked an eyebrow in interest, "Who'd he hook up with?"

Pietro smirked, "With the eldest X-Woman."

Freddy's face shifted from confusion to shock, "He nailed Ms. Monroe?"

Todd beamed with pride and held up two fingers, "For two hours yo."

Lance looked over at the joyful green-boy, "What I want to know is how it started."

Todd put his hands behind his head and leaned back, "I remember it like it was yesterday yo."

Pietro rolled his eyes, "It wasn't even four hours ago."

Todd just smiled, "It was obvious that she wanted me yo."

-Flashback several hours ago in the kitchen-

Todd was sitting at the kitchen table reading the newspaper. Ororo walked into the room and peeked an eyebrow at Todd.

She swayed her hips as she walked slowly up to Todd. When she got to him she bent down and whispered into his ear, "I want you."

Todd smirked and turned his head to look into her eyes, "It's obvious yo."

-Present time-

The remaining Brotherhood boys looked at Todd in shock. Lance threw up in a wastebasket and then they began laughing hysterically.

Pietro pushed Todd, "No seriously, she go blind or something?"

St. John rubbed his chin, "Maybe the Sheila lost a bet."

Lance smirked, "I got it you black-mailed her didn't you?" Lance nodded, "That has to be it."

Freddy slapped his knee, "No, no I got it you used drugs right? You stole the secret Brotherhood stash to get her into bed."

Todd glared at each member of the Brotherhood and then crossed his arms, "That's what I get for trying to be an honest man yo."

Pietro smirked, "You know Todd I know a certain telepath that wouldn't mind probing that rat's nest you call a mind if a certain witch that wears red asked her to."

Todd rolled his eyes, "Fine here's what really happened."

-Flashback what really happened-

Todd had fallen asleep on the kitchen table after hunting down several pesky flying insects that were bothering the other residents of the mansion. He was awoken by a large clatter of pots and pans, which caused him to fall off the table.

He lifted his head off the floor and looked up to see Ororo tossing pots around the kitchen.

She slammed a pan down on the stove, "Ms. Monroe when's dinner?" she talked in a mocking tone.

Todd peeked an eyebrow, 'What's this all about?'

She slammed the door to the refrigerator, "Hey 'Ro me and Hank are going to a strip-club, watch the kids." She was trying to impersonate Logan's voice.

Todd got up and dusted himself off, 'Wow she's pissed.'

She slammed the oven door open; "Ororo, Eric and I have a meeting with General Fury concerning some actions taken by the Brotherhood against SHIELD. Watch over the students until we return." She attempted to duplicate Xavier's calm demeanor.

Todd stared at the weather witch, 'She's super pissed.' Realization hit Todd; 'I don't remember doing nothin' to SHIELD.'

She then threw a roast onto the pan, "It would be nice to be appreciated by this bunch of hooligans."

Todd walked up behind her and he began massaging her shoulders, "It's okay the Brotherhood appreciates you. We haven't had a decent meal since Mystique abandoned us."

Ororo shook her head, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to vent in front of you its not your problem."

Todd smiled, "I understand yo. They coulda at least said please."

Ororo began sprinkling seasoning on the roast, "I just don't see why they only think I'm good for watching kids. It's just because I'm a woman."

Todd got an evil glint in his eyes, "You're a very pretty woman. They probably ask you to do it cause they know we'll all be okay with you lookin' out for us."

Ororo threw the pan into the over and set the timer, "Logan would kill most of the boys for sitting to close to the girls, Hank would be working on some experiment so he'd allow them to run wild, and no offence, but Eric may try to persuade them to join his new mutant army."

Todd smiled, "None taken. I'd rather follow you anyways."

Realization hit Ororo, "Why Mr. Tolensky if I didn't know better I'd swear you were trying to seduce me."

Todd nibbled on her neck, "Is it working?"

Ororo blushed, "Maybe…"

-Present time-

Lance threw up in his wastebasket, and joined the Brotherhood in shock.

Todd smiled and looked at the two beautiful women on TV, "And the rest is history yo."

St. John got up and tuck out his hand, "Oih just wanna shake your hand mate."

Todd reluctantly shook the Aussie's hand, "No problem yo. Not like you're not getting any." St. John nodded and sat down just as two Brotherhood girlfriends walked in. Amara and Tabby walked up behind the couch and examined what was playing on TV.

Amara cocked her head to the side, "Why do guys feel the need to watch porn? I mean aren't we enough for them?"

The Brotherhood boys turned to look at the two girls to acknowledge their presence then turned back to the show. Tabby chuckled and put her arm around her roommate, "Relax if any of these losers were actually dating those silicone filled bimbos, they'd be looking at videos of us."

Pietro nodded, "It's natural, guys and porn go together like guys and cars." The other Brotherhood boys nodded in agreement, their eyes never leaving the screen, "Wait are there videos of you?"

Amara shook her head, "No! So it's like an unholy union that should not be questioned?"

Tabby smiled, "That's it exactly."

The show ended and the Brotherhood stood up and clapped, "Bravo encore, encore," They all shouted in unison.

Amara rolled her eyes, "How do you people get away with this kind of stuff?"

Lance began stretching, "That's easy. As long as nothing gets broken, no one gets hurt, this place is still standing, and no one calls the cops, we pretty much get to do what we want."

St. John got up and wrapped his arms around Amara, "Where you been Sheila? Oih missed ya."

Amara rolled her eyes, "We were in the danger room training with Mr. Lehnsherr. Did you miss me or just parts of me?"

St. John chuckled, "Of course I missed all of ya Sheila. Who else would tell me when Logan was at the door?"

Tabby walked over and hopped into Freddy's arms. He stood up and she kissed him, "So what do you wanna do big man?"

Freddy smiled and began walking towards the exit, "I don't know you decide."

Tabby smirked, "I stole Scotty's car keys let's go to the mall." Freddy smiled and nodded, "Hey Amara you and fire-boy want to join us?"

St. John looked down at his girlfriend, "What do ya say 'Mara?"

Amara smiled, "Sure, why not?" The four mutants strode off out of the Brotherhood room.

Todd looked towards the exit, "I'm gonna go see if Ororo needs 'help' with 'dinner.' See ya tomorrow yo."

Pietro and Lance waved goodbye to him, "I can't believe it."

Lance looked over at Pietro, "What are you complaining about now?"

Pietro just leaned back on the couch, "I'm the only member of the Brotherhood that isn't getting a steady amount of play."

Lance started flipping through the channels, "What about Wanda?"

Pietro got up, "I don't think she's going to start a relationship to soon." Lance only nodded, "Why didn't you run off to be with your girl like everyone else did?"

Lance sighed, "She's mad at me or something, I wasn't paying attention." He set the remote down and looked at Pietro, "Its like things I'm not interested in just fly out of my head."

Pietro chuckled, "Congratulations you've made your first step in admitting to be a guy. We'll talk 'wanting a sandwich instead of cuddling after sex' some other time." He turned to leave the room.

Lance watched him leave, "Where are you going?"

Pietro just waved, "I'm going to find my sister. She's supposed to be keeping an eye on me."

-Wanda and Pietro's room a few minutes later-

Pietro had sped all over the mansion looking for his lost twin. He stopped in front of the bedroom door that he shared with her. He placed his hand on the knob and turned it.

He shook his head, "I should have just started here in the first place." He pushed the door open, and walked in. What he saw next shocked and horrified him. Apparently someone took it upon him or herself and decided to engage in sex with Pietro's twin.

The shock washed away very quickly as a righteous fury struck him, "Get off my sister you freak!" he sped over to the person violating his sister and kicked them off, "Who the hell do you think you are!" the body was wrapped in the comforter. He began kicking at the flailing body.

Wanda sat up and tried to cover herself with the sheets. She then looked at Pietro and saw what he was doing to her mate, "Pietro stop! You don't understand!"