Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I am only borrowing the characters
Author: pheonixphire
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: T
Pairings: SasuSaku, NejiTen, NaruHina, ShikaIno
Summery: Four teams, four sensei's, one island, one vacation. The rookie nine and Team Gai, students and sensei's, are sent on a vacation to relax, Hokage's orders. What madness will ensue? or will romance bloom instead?
Vacation in Paradise
Chapter Thirteen
The Revenge
"Ah, sweet revenge," Ino said.
"Yup," Sakura said. The four kunoichi were gathered at the center of the clearing, sitting around a pile of clothes.
"Are they gonna sleep all day?" Tenten asked.
"Well, we did beat them up pretty good," Ino said.
"Yeah, that was fun," Sakura said.
"W-well, I guess it w-wasn't enough for Sakura," Hinata said.
"Let's just say, I hold a grudge," Sakura said, shrugging. The others laughed. Sakura pretended to be offended, but soon joined the others, laughing.
"OH MY GOD!" Kiba's voice yelled. Akamaru whimpered.
"I think they're up," Ino commented. The others nodded, as more screams and curses issued from the three cabins.
"Was that really necessary?" Kurenai asked the four kunoichi, looking at the two new unconscious bodies on the pile.
"Yes," Tenten answered immediately. Kurenai sighed and picked up the three unconscious bodies of the other sensei's.
"Just don't kill them," Kurenai said, dragging the sensei's to their cabin.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Sasuke screamed.
"MY HAIR!" Neji shouted. The girls sweatdropped.
"WHAT THE HECK?" Naruto yelled.
"OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?" Shikamaru screamed.
"This is gonna be fun," Tenten said. The others smirked.
"When I'm done with them, they'll wish they were dead," Sakura said. Kurenai sweatdropped and disappeared into her cabin.
"Well then, Sakura, what do you have in mind?" Ino asked. Sakura grinned and leaned in to tell the others.
The eight boys barged out of their cabin doors. The kunoichi fell over, laughing. Due to their lack of clothing, the boys had to…improvise. Naruto, Kiba, Lee, and Chouji were wearing the shower curtains. Sasuke and Neji both had bed sheets. Shino and Shikamaru had, what else, the table clothes. And of course, their hair had been dyed…pink. Like bright, bright, neon hot pink. Makes you wonder where the girls got it from.
"SAKURA!" Sasuke and Naruto said at the same time.
"TENTEN…" Neji said, dangerously. Lee was muttering nonsense.
"INO!" Shikamaru and Chouji screamed.
"HINATA!" Kiba and Shino yelled.
"Morning," Sakura managed to regain her composure long enough to greet the eight shinobi. That of course didn't last very long. Soon the four were laughing their heads off.
"Dye their hair?" Tenten asked.
"Yeah!" Ino said, high fiving Sakura.
"Don't wanna ruin Neji's hair, Tenten?" Sakura teased. Tenten glared and blushed lightly.
"You guys obviously don't know what happens when Neji has his hair messed with," Tenten explained.
"Oh…" Sakura said. "Right…"
"We'll m-make it t- temporary," Hinata said, reassuringly.
"That's not all," Sakura said.
"What else is there then?" Tenten asked.
"What would they do without their clothes?" Sakura asked, tapping her chin.
"No way…" Ino said, realizing what Sakura was implying.
"Of course, " Sakura said, " Steal their clothes."
"WHAT THE FUCK?" Kiba asked the fours kunoichi.
"What?" Ino asked innocently.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT?" Naruto asked.
"Are you guys mad?" Tenten asked.
"Tenten, you stole our clothes and dyed our hair pink, of course we're mad," Neji said, furiously.
"Well, what do you want me to do about it?" Tenten asked.
"Who's idea was this?" Sasuke asked, menacingly.
"Well, Sasuke," Sakura said. "Why don't you guess?"
"You," Sasuke said, pointing at Sakura.
"Of course," Sakura said.
"Alright, you guys ready?" Sakura asked. The three nodded.
"Let's go," Ino said.
Hinata nodded and disappeared. The other three quietly crawled into their cabins.
Sakura raced up the steps and snuck into Sasuke's and Naruto's rooms. Sakura quickly placed all of Sasuke's garments she could find in a bag and leaped out the window. She walked to the other end of the house and leapt into Naruto's room. She opened the door of Naruto's room quietly and tiptoed inside. She gathered all the clothes, in the drawers and on the floor, and headed for the center of the clearing. At the clearing, Sakura dropped the bags of clothing and waited for Hinata.
Tenten snuck into Lee's room. She sweatdropped as she looked for his clothes, they were all green spandex. She quickly gathered the clothing and snuck over to Neji's room. Neji mumbled something in his sleep. Tenten paused for a second, before continuing her theft. She gathered all of Neji's clothing and leapt out of the window. She arrived at the center of the clearing to find Hinata already there. She placed her bags and joined Sakura in waiting for Ino and Hinata.
Ino walked into Chouji's room and quickly gathered his clothes. She hen quietly snuck into Shikamaru's room and looked for his clothing. After making sure she found all of his clothes, Ino left the cabin and headed for the clearing.
Ino arrived to find the other three waiting impatiently for her.
"Sorry," Ino whispered.
"Here," Hinata said, handing them each a bottle. The label said "Temporary Bright, Bright, Neon Hot Pink Hair Dye"
"Perfect," Sakura said, taking the bottled and quickly sneaking back into her cabin. Ino and Tenten both grabbed a bottle and headed for their cabins. Hinata turned to the bags of clothes. She sat down to await the return of her three friends.
About thirty minutes later, Sakura, Ino, and Tenten, had finished. They met back with Hinata at the center of the clearing.
"Mission complete," Sakura said, laughing.
"Well, we'd better get some sleep," Ino said. The others nodded and headed toward their cabins.
"Meet here tomorrow at 6," Sakura reminded them.
"Alright," Tenten said, yawning.
"I'm assuming that this is payback for us drawing on your faces?" Shikamaru asked.
"What did you expect?" Ino asked.
"Well, I'd think that beating us up would have been enough," Kiba muttered. Akamaru barked.
"Obviously not," Tenten replied.
"Well, are you gonna give us our clothes back or not?" Naruto asked.
"Um…" Sakura pretended to think about it.
"No," the four kunoichi said, laughing their heads off.
"God dammit," Neji muttered.
"What's it gonna take for you to give up the clothes?" Sasuke asked.
"Well…" Sakura said. The other three leaned in to discuss this with her.
"Well?" Sakura asked. "We can't just keep their clothes forever, even if it is hilarious with them in shower curtains, bed sheets, and table clothes."
"If they want their clothes back, they'll have to take it from us," Tenten said.
"Yeah," Ino said.
"Then it's settled," Sakura said. The four of them turned back toward the others.
"If you want your clothes back, you'll have to get it from us," Tenten announced.
"Fine," Neji said.
"Could you at least tell us which bag is ours?" Sasuke asked.
"That's yours and that one is Shikamaru's," Ino said, pointing to the bags.
"Kiba's, Neji's, Shino's, Naruto's, and Chouji's," Tenten said, pointing to each.
"And then Lee's is that one," Sakura said, pointing to the one in the corner.
"Well, this will be fun," Kiba said. Akamaru growled in agreement.
"Well then, let's get started," Naruto said. The eight others, still in shower curtains, bed sheets, and table clothes, disappeared. The girls scanned the clearing for their teammates.
"Well, what do we do?" Kiba asked, looking at the others.
"What can we do?" Naruto asked.
"We could distract them," Shikamaru suggested.
"That might just work," Neji said. "Dammit, where's Lee?" He asked, looking around. He spotted a blur making a beeline toward the girls. The girls screamed and turned away for some reason and a victorious Lee headed back to his cabin with his bag.
"What did he do?" Sasuke asked.
"All I know is that he got his clothes," Neji replied.
"What's that?" Ino asked.
"What's what?" Sakura asked.
"That," Ino said, pointing.
"It's…Lee?" Tenten said, seeing what Ino was pointing to.
"OH MY GOD!" Sakura said.
"He dropped his curtain," Ino said, horrified. The four screamed and turned away. A breeze swept past them as Lee grabbed his bag. All was silent and the sound of a shower curtain fluttering down could be heard.
"I think I'm scarred for life," Ino said.
"Never…again…" Tenten said, breathing hard.
"Bastards, they probably had Lee do that on purpose," Sakura said.
"A-Akamaru!" Hinata said, pointing. The others turned to see the dog dragging Kiba's bag to his owner.
"They're distracted," Kiba muttered. "Quick, Akamaru." Akamaru barked and dashed toward Kiba's bag.
"Yes!" Kiba said. Akamaru dragged Kiba's bag toward him and woofed happily.
"KIBA!" Sakura yelled, getting up.
"Sakura, calm down," Ino said, pulling Sakura down.
"Forget about h-him," Hinata said, quietly.
"Kiba and Lee?" Neji asked.
"And Shino," Shikamaru said, pointing. The five remaining shinobi looked to see Shino's bag floating up and Shino himself walked back to his cabin.
"Damn him and his bugs," Naruto huffed.
"Why is Shino's bag floating away?" Tenten asked, while Ino and Hinata tried to calm Sakura down.
"One word, bugs," Ino said, still struggling to keep Sakura still.
"Great…" Tenten said sarcastically.
"Damn, now it's just us," Sasuke said.
"Shikamaru?" Neji asked, expectantly.
"Chouji, use your Baika no Jutsu," Shikamaru said. Chouji nodded and started the hand signs.
"And grab our bags as you roll over them," Shikamaru reminded him.
"If the have any sense, they'll run, right?" Naruto asked.
"Exactly," Shikamaru said.
"HOLY SHIT!" Sakura said.
"What?" Ino asked, letting her go and looking around. "Oh no…" Ino said. A gigantic flesh colored ball was rolling toward them, and only half covered in shower curtain.
"Chouji?" Hinata asked.
"Yeah," Ino replied.
"What do we do?" Sakura asked. "If we run, the others can get their bags…"
"And if we don't, we'll be squashed," Tenten finished.
"Uh…grab a bag and jump when I tell you to," Ino said. The four stood and each grabbed a bag. The giant meat ball was coming closer.
"Ready…" Ino said. The others nodded. "JUMP!" The three obeyed and leapt into the air.
"Damn," Shikamaru said. The four had managed to dodge the attack and keep Chouji from getting four of the bags. Chouji grabbed the remaining bag. He shrank back down to his normal size and looked in his bag. Discovering that they were his, Chouji abandoned the other and headed back to his cabin.
"It didn't work," Naruto said, exasperated.
"Well, at least Chouji got his clothes back," Shikamaru said.
"And I care why?" Neji asked.
"All we have left is four of the bags," Sakura said, pissed.
"Well, then we'll guard one each," Ino said.
"That way we'll make sure that they don't get their clothes back," Tenten said.
The four kunoichi sat on their bags and waited.
"We have to distract all of them at the same time," Shikamaru said.
"Why?" Naruto asked.
"Because, dobe, if we only distract one or two of them, then the not distracted ones can still guard the bags," Sasuke explained.
"How do we distract them?" Neji asked.
"Kiss them?" Naruto suggested.
"For once in your life, you actually suggested something that might work," Shikamaru said.
"I don't care anymore, I just want my clothes back," Neji said.
"Well then, here's the plan," Shikamaru said.
The four kunoichi were bored out of their wits. The four others weren't doing anything. Suddenly, each of them felt lips on theirs.
What the hell? Sakura thought. She looked at the person who was kissing her. Sasuke?
Oh my god! Naruto's kissing me! Hinata thought, giddily.
Neji? Neji… NEJI! Tenten thought, forgetting that they were supposed to be guarding the bags.
Damn, he's a good kisser, for a lazy ass…Ino thought, kissing Shikamaru back.
After a few minutes, the kunoichi broke away from the others, gasping for breath.
"What just happened?" Tenten asked.
"Those bastards!" Ino said, after regaining her composure.
"W-what happened?" Sakura asked, slightly unsteady.
"They g-got their bags b-back," Hinata said.
"Oh well, I was getting bored anyway," Sakura said. She said a good bye to the others and left for her cabin. Hinata followed her.
"Well, that was fun," Ino said, heading toward her cabin.
"Yeah," Tenten said, heading toward hers.
"We got them," Shikamaru said.
"Yeah," Neji replied. Sasuke smirked.
"Except for one little thing," Naruto said. "WE STILL HAVE PINK HAIR!"
And… I'm back from the dead! It was actually quite fun there. Ah well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Next time, the OC's! Wooo! Well then, I'm off to bake some muffins. Any questions, please fell free to ask. And……….REVIEWWWWWWWWW! Hyper, sorry…Uh, I guess that's all. -pheonixphire