Kosuke was on his way home. As he was walking, it began to rain. "Aw, man…what luck."

He had no umbrella, so he was pretty much screwed over if it began pouring. Suddenly Kosuke's jacket began vibrating. "Huh?"

His cell phone was going off. He took it out of his jacket and looked at the caller ID and answered. "Emiko…Hello?"

"Kosuke!"

"Hi, Honey."

"Hey, sweetie, um I need your help. Are you almost home?"

"What's wrong?"

"Well, um…how do I explain it?"

"…?"

"Satoshi and Krad separated and turned themselves into women."

"Very funny Emiko."

"I'm not kidding!"

"So…what? They became gender confused?"

"No, their separation turned them both into girls."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute…you mean they actually separated? For real?"

"Yes, dear."

"NO WAY!"

"…Yes. Are you almost home?"

"Um, I'm about ten to fifteen minutes away."

"Sigh…alright, please hurry."

"This ought to be fun."

"What's that supposed to mean, Kosuke?"

"Nothing, Emiko. I'm just saying that I've never fixed anything like this before."

"Uh-huh. Hurry up and get here."

Click.

"I love you too, Emiko…"

Kosuke put the phone back in his pocket and sighed. "Great, she's gone mad."

Kosuke was now talking to himself. "Maybe I should just keep my big mouth shut. All I said was 'this ought to be fun'…why did she get so mad?"

Just at that instant, the rain became a down pour. "Greeeeeat…this is just what I needed."

At the Niwa home, Satoshi was sitting on the couch quietly sipping his tea. Krad was still sitting with his legs wide open and Dark was trying not to fall asleep. Towa stood near by with a full tea pot. Krad held up his tea cup impatiently, "Hey! Miss. Towa, may I have some more!"

Towa was staring into oblivion thinking to herself. Krad had been asking for the past five minutes for a refill. He was quickly losing patience with her, "SATOSHI! MAKE YOUR GIRLFREIND SERVE ME TEA!"

Satoshi slammed his cup down on the coffee table and yelled at Krad, "SHUT UP KRAD! MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET OFF YOU OWN LAZY BUM AND GET IT YOURSELF!"

"WELL, SHE HAS THE FRIGGIN TEAPOT!"

"MAYBE SHE HAS A LOT GOING THROUGH HER MIND!"

"Or maybe she's P-M-S-ING!"

"I THINK YOU'RE P-M-S-ING KRAD!"

Towa finally came back to reality. "Oh my, I'm so sorry!" she bowed down respectfully numerous times over and over and ran over to Krad and filled his cup. "Please forgive me."

"TCH, 'bout time."

"BE NICE KRAD!"

Krad ignored Satoshi and loudly took a long sip of his tea. "SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRP!"

Satoshi rolled his eyes at him and just crossed his legs and leaned on his fist, resting on the armrest of the couch. Krad continued. Towa sat down on the couch next to Satoshi.

"I hope Mr. Niwa gets home soon."

"Me too…" mumbled Satoshi.

Emiko looked out of the window as she paced back and forth waiting for Kosuke to arrive. "Where is the little turd?"

Dark turned back into Daisuke. Daisuke looked at his mom, "Who are you calling a 'turd'?"

"YOUR WHOREMONGER FATHER!"

Daisuke fell silent. Oh no…what happened? Why is mom like…THIS? Daisuke got off the couch and into the kitchen. "I'm hungry…" his tummy growled. Daisuke walked over to the fridge and he began to raid it. "GRAPES! Ew…"

He looked a little longer. "GASP!"

He found a magnificent treasure that could satisfy all of the richest kings in the world; something SOOO grand, his mouth became a fountain of drool as it began to decompose itself.

"S-STRAWBERRIES!"

Yes. A whole bowl awaiting Daisuke's lustful appetite. Numerous perfectly red strawberries with a bit of shine to each of them. Each individually taunting him with their perfect shape and color. Daisuke reached in to take them. He cradled the large bowl of fruit in his arms, as if it were the most precious thing in the world. "ITS ALL MINE!" Daisuke picked one up and savored the first moment of it dropping in his hungry mouth. As soon as his mouth was about to devour the succulent fruit, Kosuke slammed the door open and Emiko started yelling. "'BOUT TIME KOSUKE!"

"SORRY EMIKO! WHY ARE YOU SO MAD!"

Daisuke was startled and dropped the whole bowl of strawberries on the dirty, dirty floor. His eyes swelled with tears, "N-no…my darlings…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" it seemed that there was dramatic music playing from the phantom of the opera as Daisuke threw his fists in the air and fell to his knees. "WHY DID YA HAVE TO GO! WHY?"

Daisuke slammed his fists on the floor as if his best friend just died in battle, "I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!"

Daisuke looked up and saw Satoshi standing over him with a "trying not to bust out laughing" expression on his face. "Um…you done yet?"

"S-SATOSHI! HO-HOW LONG WERE YOU STANIDING THERE!"

"TOO long…"

Daisuke blushed. "You, know Daisuke, your mom kicks butt."

"Huh?"

"Go out in the living room, you'll see."

Daisuke jumped to his feet, slipped on a berry, caught himself, and walked into the living room. His eyes widened at the sight of Kosuke tied and gagged on the floor as Emiko was literally KICKING Kosuke's butt. "MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD WALK A LITTLE FASTER, EH? AND MAYBE NEXT TIME I CALL YOU WONT HINT TOWARDS DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT OTHER WOMEN!"

Kosuke was being savagely beaten by Emiko's furious feet in his gluteus maxims. He spit out the dirty gym sock which was gagging him and screamed like a woman in labor. "EMIKO, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE STOOOOOOP! OWWWWWWWWCHIES!"