Pointless Crack!fic Inspired by K.A Rose (goddess of fic) and the fic "Baby Reno" by MikariStar
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of these characters, although if I did...well, lets just say Sephiroth would wear less and get more screenplay, as would the Turks. And Cloud? erm who?
Hope you enjoy!
How to Weird Out Cloud Strife
The doorbell rang just as Reno finished stuffing the last of the padding down his shirt "Hold on yo!" he yelled as he ran to open it.
"What yo?" he demanded crossly yanking it open to find Cloud standing there.
Strife stared at him wordlessly before turning on his heel and striding off muttering "I need to scrub out my brain" to himself.
Reno kept his expression confused until the door was closed then grinned evilly as he walked into the kitchen he and Rude shared and marked off 'Cloud Strife' on the "fuck up with AVALANCHE's HEADS'" list they had made earlier.
Next time Rude could wear the padding.
Meanwhile Cloud sat in Seventh Heaven surrounded by empty bottles rocking on the stool. It would be a long long time until he got the image of a pregnant Reno out of his head.