What would happen if Sora told…..?
Disclaimer: I own none of these charcters, So I don't get my ass sued of. If I did own any of these characters, the story would be seriously messed up, and Sora would get screwed over a lot more.
Did you ever wonder what would happen at the very end of the first Kingdom Hearts
If Sora had pissed off Mickey Mouse? Well this is what happens when you do….
After Sora's battle with Xheanort's heartless….
Mickey: Remember Sora, There will always be a door to the light.
Sora: Screw you! Mouse man! There's no such friggn' thing as the door to the light!
Mickey: You just made yourself a powerful enemy, Sora!
Sora: You don't scare me, Rat!
In Castle Oblivion….
Axel to Vexen: NOW you can tell me I don't respect my elders!
Vexen's options are:
(I won't give up!)
Or
(It's all over!)
Vexen: Hmm, What could "I won't give up!" do?
Mickey Mouse suddenly leaps out of nowhere
Mickey: Don't give up, Vexen!
Sora: What the f..
Mickey: You disobeyed me, Sora!
Now you face the consequences!
Sora: What the fu…
Mickey: Does "Screw you! Mouse man!" ring any bells?
Sora: Uhh, no.
Mickey: Don't play dumb if you can help it, Sora!
Sora: Who said I was playing?
Mickey: That's it Sora, Just for that, I don't reunite you with you're ho!
Sora: Who? I have a ho! Cool!
Mickey: Kairi, Dumbass! She's a ho,She's your ho!
Sora: She? Kairi's a girl?
Mickey: No, She's a transsexual prostitute, But enough of this! Now you die, Sora!
Sora: You're just a rat man! I can take a rat man!
Mickey: Well this rat man's gonna kick your ass!
(Draws keyblade and proceeds to kill Sora)
Mickey: It's time to (beep) up in your (beep)!
Sora: It's so (beep) ing weird to hear (beep) ing Mickey Mouse cursing me out!
Chapter Two
Mickey: Screw this! Light, Give me power!(Revives Vexen)
Sora: What the fu (Vexen kills Sora)
The end!