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A/N: Hai Hai! Momoko-desu! You all missed me didn't you… cough or my update… But hey, I can dream… Anyway, I tried to update ASAP. But eh… Exams and
Stuff… SUMMER school (yes, I failed math…) kinda threw me off… Moving on, here's the second chappie, dun dun dun DUN! I hope you like it, and please review!
EDITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anata: Chapter 2
Kakashi's classroom where we left off last time…
"DAMN YOU KAKASHI!"
Sakura screamed again for the second time today, man, today just wasn't her day! First her alarm doesn't go on and she was late, and now she's STUCK with not one, not
two, but FOUR jerks for who knows how long!
Sakura: Why me? Why Kami-sama? Was it because I forgot to "try" and speak with my mother, even though SHE never called me after what, 2 YEARS! Was it because I
couldn't resist and NEARLY spent the rent on clothes, what is it! Of all the damn people in our class why them. This should be illegal!
As she silently fumed on the spot, she slowly made her way to the envelope, she might as well take a look, and perhaps this would just be one long, dumb joke.
"Hey!"
Sakura exclaimed as suddenly Shino of all people grabbed the document first. He quickly glanced through the contents of the envelope before pulling out seven envelopes and an official
looking document.
Glancing down calmly at the piece, Shino read aloud.
"To Hatake Kakashi's Third form class. Congratulations! You have been very randomly selected to participate on a great project. Because I thought of it! I think the
results of this year would greatly help my novels, but that isn't the ONLY reason, you'll find that out a little later… Meanwhile I hope you'll all follow the codes of conduct listed
after this letter. Have a great year and don't forget to hand in your homework, and projects! They'll still be worth marks!
Sincerely with my deepest deepest regards-"
All the students started to gag at that point.
"your most beloved, amazing, stupendous, handsomely brilliant, Jiraiya."
When Shino finished reading, a slight frown creased his usually stoic face.
"Yo, what's the rules Shino?"
Kiba asked, his small pet dog Akamaru barked in question as well.
"They seem rather strange…"
Replied Shino, after handing the sheet to Sakura, who had a puzzled expression on her face.
"Wha-? What is it…?"
After scanning the page quickly, her eyes got wider and wider, as her cheeks flamed, you could swear she had veins pooping out of her face by now.
"-Rule #1 You can NOT change teams.
-Rule #2 You will ONLY have ONE bathroom and ONE bedroom for ALL of you to share, but you will each have your own bed.
-Rule #3 Meals must be eaten TOGETHER to simulate a family, and to have some 'bonding' time.
-Rule #4 You are to spend some time together as a team/family at least once a week.
-Rule #5 All rules are subject to change, and we may add new rules whenever we see fit. Failure to obey these rules will result in the
lowering of your grade and at worst case scenario, your expulsion from Sunset Academy…"
Breathing slowly now, Sakura's eyes glinted dangerously, as she impatiently pushed the fly-away hair of her pony-tail away.
"Hn, so basically we're stuck with a few people, and forced to spend long hours together. How annoying."
Sasuke coolly remarked.
Inner Sakura: Oh! Of course our pretty-boy over there doesn't care! He's a GUY! Why the hell am I on the other hand the ONLY girl in this group, this is so fricken
INSANE!
"YAY! This is GREAT, isn't it Sakura-chan? You and I can be together 24/7 for a WHOLE year or even MORE!"
Exclaimed Naruto excitedly, at this point, the news was REALLY sinking in, and Sakura felt a little dizzy as her eyes began to roll to the back of her head-
THUD
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Sakura-chan, what's wrong? Are you feeling okay? Maybe it's the heat! Wake up Sakura-chyaaaaaaaaan!"
Naruto was making a scene now, and Sakura slowly fluttered her eyes open again, groaning she sat up.
"Ugh, shut up Naruto"
Naruto gladly complied, grinning madly.
Cocking her head, and frowning slightly, Sakura asked.
"What are you giggling about Naruto? Geez, it's not that big a deal, it was the heat, besides, call the others over here, we should all introduce ourselves then grab our envelope, as
it should have keys and maps..."
"Hehe, sure Sakura-chan! Oi! Sasuke-teme, Neji, uhh… Gaara! Come over here!"
Naruto yelled exitedly.
A/N: Geez, he sure is the "quiet" type eh? ;;;
Sadly, yet again for the ZILLIONTH (A/N: I like that number… 00;;;) time, the only response he got were an assortment of "hn's" and grunts. Once they were all gathered around
Sakura quickly went to business.
"Okay, listen up, err, 'boys'… I'm not exactly estatic about this new plan of Jiraiya's either-"
Sakura stopped suddenly, being interrupted yet again by Naruto.
"Ano…"
"What is it THIS time Naruto?"
Cocking her eyes impatiently, Sakura softly blew wisps of her hair away from her face, whilst shooting Naruto down with death glares.
"Oh, eh, heh, nothing just, I was kinda happy I could spend some time with you Sakura-chan… ne…?"
Naruto started, his face slightly crestfallen, an air of utter dejected-ness surrounding him. At his new appearance, Sakura's expression softened as she smiled warmly to him.
"Naruto... Well hey, I'm not saying I totally hate thi-"
"WHOOPIE! YAY! Hehe, see? I bet you secretly wanted to be with-"
BAM
Veins popping out of her face slightly Sakura gave him one of the hardest punches she could muster.
"So much for sympathizing with you, anyway, you three, I'm sure you're at least SLIGHTLY more level headed than this-"
"Idiot."
"Loser"
"Baka"
The three of them calmly inserted, and Sakura grinned slightly at this.
Sakura: Hey maybe they're not so bad after all, they seem to have some kind of humour… Except they seemed serious, but what the heck, it's the truth anyway.…
"As I was saying, I think we should think of how we're going to work this out, how are we going to survive? We need to plan out who will do what chores, that sorta stuff. You
know like make out a schedule so we can take turns-"
Sakura tried to reason, sadly her attempt FAILED.
"Well, that's easy, you're a girl Sakura, so you should stay home and do the laundry, clean the house, and cook."
Neji stated coolly as if that was the most simplest and rationalist idea possible.
"Uhh, no… Actually I was thinking of-"
Began Sakura again…
"I agree, what else could she do anyway? I don't want to eat Naruto's cooking, it'd be instant ramen everyday."
Sasuke swiftly interjected.
Sakura: God dammit! It's as if they planned this whole thing, what is this the 19th century? Why should women be oppressed by such, such… AUGH!
Inner Sakura: That's right Sakura, sounding like a constipated rhino just about describes them.
Sakura: I wasn't asking for your opinion, thank you very much, hmph…
Inner Sakura: Why you're so welcome dear, now as I was saying, why complain? You have 3 gorgeous hunks to play around with, I say P-A-R-T-Y! Oh, but there IS that slight problem with Naruto, you know, he is quite the ahem I don't think I need to speak further.
Sakura: You know, Naruto isn't that bad… He's really nice to me and he's kinda… cute…
Inner Sakura: Oh hohohoho. Ah I see you're having a little crush on the kid eh? But that aside, you better snap out of it and talk to those he-men about the sleeping
arrangements, I wouldn't mind sharing a bed with panda-boy over there though, mreow, he looks so cute!
Sakura: Uh thanks, but no thanks, that's enough talking to you for one day, I think I need to use my brain now, not talk to my horny alter-ego.
Inner Sakura: Suit yourself, but hey, I for one don't want to be a 40 year old virgin.
Finally snapping out of her discussion with herself, Sakura got to task once again.
"Ahem, as I was saying I feel that men and women alike should share the responsibil-"
"Alright so I guess it's decided, do you agree too Naruto?"
Gaara cut in rather monotonously, but a soft smirk was playing on his lips. Eyes sparkling, Naruto could only manage to nod rapidly as he was envisioning HIS Sakura cooking for
HIM, waiting for HIM to come home every night with dinner ready, as if they were, dun dun dun DUN, MARRIED! Just as Naruto become a mass of hot air floating around in
the room, a scream resonated from the south-east corner of the room, latitude-… Ah nevermind…
TO BE CONTINUED!
A/N: Hehe, sorry if this chapter was very short, and with lots of grammatical errors… It's late and I'm too tired to read it over… Also I'm sorry for taking so long to update!
Thank you very much for reviewing me! Mukyaa Ahem Now this embarrassing author will make her exit… Before I make a
scene…