The New Leaf Generation
Ramen and Introductions
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto
"Italics" thoughts
"Bold" Kitsune
"Normal" dialogue etc.
"Underline" emphasis and title of books
"I am so bloated!" yelled Arashi rudely as he let loose a loud burp.
"Sweet Jesus!" yelled Kitsune, "Have some manners!"
"Screw you fox!" thought Arashi.
"Wow Arashi," replied Konohamaru, "I didn't know you could put away thirty bowls."
"It's not a problem is it?" asked Arashi as he grabbed his napkin and wiped his mouth, "You do have the money right?"
"Of course," said Konohamaru as he reached in his pant pocket to pull out money, "So, where you headed to know?"
"The Academy!" cheerd Arashi as Konohamaru payed the bill, "I'm going to meet my new Jounin instructor!"
"Perfect!" thought Konohamaru, "He's still clueless."
"Well I'll go with you," lied Konohamaru while he got out of his chair, "I need to go visit my old Academy teacher."
"Who?" asked Arashi as he too got out of his chair.
"Iruka-sensei of course!" said Konohamaru cheerfully.
"Sweet!" cheered Arashi as he headed back to the Academy, "Let's go Konohamaru-san!"
"Ok Arashi," replied Konohamaru as he followed Arashi.
Soon, they reached the Academy and Arashi was about to open the door, when Konohamaru said, "Wait Arashi."
Arashi stopped just before his hand touched the door. Arashi quickly discarded his hand and said, "Yeah Konohamaru-san."
"I've got another challenge left for you," said Konohamaru with a smile.
"Oh really?" asked Arashi with a smile on his face. "Now I have a chance to win again!"
"Kid," replied Kitsune, "Your pushing it."
"If you can beat meto the third floor classroom using the stairs," answered Konohamaru, "You don't have to tell your dad of my superiority to him. But if you lose, you have to take me to Ichiraku's for dinner and pay for our dinner."
"Deal," said Arashi as he ran, "Ha! You didn't say I couldn't get a head start!"
Konohamaru merely laughed at Arashi's antics and said, "Going up!" Konohamaru performed a handseal and focused his chakra to his feet. Soon, he was taking a brisk walk to the third floor, via the wall. Meanwhile, Arashi was running like he never ran before. "Almost there!" panted Arashi as he raced up the stairs. Unfortunately for Arashi, Konohamaru was there before him by two minutes.
When Konohamaru reached the third floor classroom, there were only two people there, Hatake Kei and Uchiha Seito. "Hello boys," said Konohamaru to his new students.
Seito smiled slightly and gave him a nod and Kei smiled while saying, "Hello sir. Who are you?"
"You will refer to me as Konohamaru-sensei," replied Konohamaru, "For I am your new sensei. Please head to the roof and I will meet you there shortly."
"Hai Konohamaru-sensei," said the boys as Kei used Shunshin no Jutsu (Body Flicker Technique) to disappear in smoke and Seito jumped out the window and walked up the walls.
"Impressive," murmered Konohamaru just as Arashi burst through the door.
"Yes!" Arashi cheered, "Besides the fact of getting lost I still beat Konohamaru-san!"
"Ahem," coughed Konohamaru. Arashi turned to see Konohamaru standing in front of him.
"Ah!" yelled Arashi, "Konohamaru-san! But how? I didn't see you when I got lost or when I was running!"
"Simple," replied Konohamaru, "I walked up the wall to this classroom."
"Hey!" yelled Arashi, "That's cheating!"
"No," answered Konohamaru, "I said 'if you can beat me to the third floor classroom using the stairs,' I didn't say anything about me using the stairs, only you using the stairs."
"Aw!" whined Arshi, "You tricked me!"
"Yup," said Konohamaru as he walked out of the room, "See you at Ichiraku's, bring money. Oh yeah, your new Jounin instuctor said for you to meet on the roof of the Academy." He waved to Arashi and poofed to the roof.
"Huh," said Arashi, "That's weird, oh well! Got to get to the roof!" Arashi started to walk the other four fleets of stairs to the roof.
Meanwhile, Kei and Seito were hanging around the roof when their sensei appeared. "Hello Konohamaru-sensei," said Kei with a small smile, "Did you find Arashi?"
"Yes," replied Konohamaru, "He will be arriving shortly." Suddenly, the door burst open, and Arashi stepped onto the roof.
Arashi examined his surroundings and pointed at Konohamaru with an angry stare while saying, "You liar! You said you'd be seeing me tonight!"
"I am dobe!" yelled Konohamaru, who was fed up with Arashi's constant yelling, "Now, we will be introducing ourselves. Tell us your name, a like, a dislike, and a hobby. Let's start with you with the black hair."
"My name is Uchiha Seito," replied Seito, he's not as cold as his father, but still quiet, "I like defeating powerful opponents, I dislike a certain blond loudmouth, and my hobby is to train."
"Hm," thought Konohamaru, "He's kind of like Sasuke, but not cold at all, except with Arashi I guess."
"Gr!" growled Arashi as he glared at Seito's comment of him.
"Ok," replied Konohamaru while he sweatdropped, "Next, how about you, with the silver hair."
"Hai Konohmaru-sensei," said Kei, "My name is Hatake Kei. I like sparring with people at my own skill level and I dislike those who break the rules and let their comrades fall. My hobby is this new book I got from my father's library." Kei rummaged through his vest and pockets and showed his new team a book labeled, Icha Icha Paradise.
"Kay," thought Konohamaru, "He's exactly like Kakashi, emphazizes on teamwork and reads porn."
"Good Kei," said Konohamaru, "Next, it's you blondie."
"Hey!" said Arashi, "Don't call me that!"
"Just introduce yourself," moaned Seito.
Arashi glared at Seito for a second and said, "My name is Uzamaki Arashi. I like Ramen and dislike Seito and a certain person when he tricks me! My hobby is to eat every kind of ramen there is!"
"Damn," said Konohamaru, "I have a loudmouth like me on my team."
"Thanks Arashi," said Konohamaru, "Now for my favorite part! You guys have one more test!"
"Say what?" asked Arashi with a look of awe.
"What do you mean Konohamaru-sensei?" asked Kei with a look of sarcastic despair, he already knew this would happen.
Seito just looked amazed.
"That's right," said Konohamaru, "Meet me at, um, any of you got a training ground we can use?"
Everyone sweatdropped at this statement. After a fewseconds, Arashi said, "Let me ask Grandfather if we can use the Hyuga training ground." Arashi performed the necessary handseals and poofed to the Hyuga mansion.
The three waited forfive minutes before they heard horrible screams of pain and agony. "W-w-what the hell?" asked Kei in complete horror. Suddenly, Arashi landed on top of the roof, creating a large crater.
"Holy shit!" yelled Konohamaru as he rushed to help Arashi, "What the hell happened!" Konohamaru examined Arashi, who had bruise upon bruise, and fresh smoke was emitting from his body.
"Well," replied Arashi in a weak moan, "I poofed in Hiashi-sama's room and asked if we could use theHyuga training ground. He approved and told me we were training because I missed training with him yesterday. Anyways, we fought for about five minutes when I actually landed a hit on him. Hiashi-sama got so pissed off, he beat me to a pulp using Juken and throwing me all the way here. So, here I am."
"Why would he beat you?" asked Seito.
"Well," answered Arahi as his vision started to blur, "This was the first time a child had landed a hit on him since he became Hyuga head of clan. It took Mother, Aunt Hanabi, and Uncle Neji until they were eighteen before they were that strong."
"We get to use the training ground right?" asked Konohamaru.
"Yeah,"murmered Arashi as he steadily rose from his previous position.
"Good," said Konohamaru, "Meet at the Hyuga Masion at 9:00 am to get your test. Sayonara! Oh, Arashi, remember Ichiraku's at 6:00 pm!" Konohamaru poofed off the roof and in front of the Hokage Tower.
"See ya," said Kei as he jumped off the roof and landed safetly on the ground.
"Ok!" yelled Arashi as he limped to the door, "See ya Seito!"
"Hn," Seito muttered in reply. Arashi used Hiraishin no Jutsu (Flying Thunder God Technique) to focus on the shuriken he left in his room to transport there.
"Hm," said Seito as he examined the scene that took place, "So the dobe's stronger than I thought." Seito merely shrugged and used the stairs to leave the Academy.
Meanwhile, Konohamaru was discussing Arashi with Naruto.
"So," said Naruto, "He summons a nine tailed fox eh?"
"Yup," replied Konohamaru, "Worried Boss?"
"Not sure," said the Rokudaime, "Konohamaru, got any plans?"
"Sure do," said Konohamaru with a smile, "I'm going to Ichiraku's with Hanabi."
"Oh really," replied Naruto with a grin, "Just be sure not to do anything stupid. Otherwise, I'll kill you."
"Don't worry," said Konohamaru as he prepared to leave, "Arashi'scoming with andpaying for my dinner so I'll behave for his sake."
"Wait Konohamaru," said Naruto as he took off his Hokage uniform, "I'm going too."
"Why?" asked Konohamaru, "Isn't Arashi being there enough protection for Hanabi?"
"Yeah," replied Naruto as he grabbed the cup of instant ramen he was cooking, "But I need to spend some time with my son.
"Fine," groaned Konohamaru as he opened the door, "Just don't be too protective of your sister-in-law. I might want to do thingswith herlater." He was replied with a kyubi powered punch from Naruto. Konohamaru was sent flying into the wall straight ahead of him and he formed a big crater on impact.
"That should knock some sense into you!" yelled Naruto as he powered down, "Come on let's go!" Naruto walked down the corridor, passing Konohamaru as he walked.
"Damn Boss," said Konohamaru as he rubbed his new bruise on his cheek, "Can't even crack a joke without getting sucker punched." Konohamaru followed Naruto out of the Hokage Tower and to the Ichiraku Ramen Stand.
"Man!" mumbled Arashi loudly as he waited for Konohamaru, "Where the hell is he?" He was answered with a thwack to the head. "Ow!" yelled Arashi in pain, "What was that for!"
"For foul language!" yelled a voice. Arashi received another thwack.
"Ow!" yelled Arashi again as he turned to see who hit him, "Aunt Hanabi, why'd you have to hit me so hard? Hiashi-sama already beat the crap out of me today."
"Sorry Arashi-kun," replied Hanabi, "But you can't go around using foul language like that. Understand?"
"Hai Aunt Hanabi," sighed Arashi, "What are you doing here Aunt Hanabi?"
"I'm waiting for my date," replied Hanbi with a small blush on her face.
"Ooh," said Arashi with excitement, "Who is it?"
"His name is Konohamaru," answered Hanabi with an even greater blush, "But I call him Konohamaru-kun."
"Eww gross," said Arashi as he stuck out his tongue, "You like my new sensei?" He was answered with another thwack to the head. "Ow!" yelled Arashi as he rubbed his newly formed bunp, "Gosh, why you got to be so rough."
"Kid," said Kitsune, "Let me tell you something. Never get a woman pissed at you. It will come to haunt you later on."
"Why have you been sleeping so much lately?" thought Arashi.
"I don't need to help you unless you're in dire need of assistance," said Kitsune, "And in this case, you needed help."
"Thanks fox," thought Arashi sarcastically.
"I'll have you know," said Hanabi, "That Konohamaru is a sweet kind man, and, if things keep going on like they are, you might have a new uncle."
"Well, well, well," replied a voice, "I didn't think we would be talking about marriage this soon Hanabi-chan."
Hanabi turned around to see it was Konohamaru with her brother-in-law, Naruto.
"Konohamaru-kun," said Hanabi quietly with a very noticable blush, "Hokage-sama."
"Hanabi," said Naruto with a grin of stupidity only he can manage, "You know you're family. Just call me Naruto."
"Hi Hanabi-chan," said Konohamaru, giving her a warm hug, "I hope you don't mind Hokage-sama and Arashi-kun joining us."
"Not at all," replied Hanabi with a smile, who regained her composure, "Oh, looks like the food is here!"
As she said this, a bowl of ramen ten feet tall and wide was brought over to them.
"Food!" yelled the three men as they jumped into the bowl of ramen, splashing its soupy contents.
Hanabi merely laughed at their stupidity and jumped into the bowl as well.
Hours later, the two Uzamakis departed the ramen stand and headed back home. When they reached the Hokage Mansion, Naruto said, "Hinata-chan, we're home!" He was answered by deep silence.
"Hm, no answer," said Arashi as he and his father walked through the door.
Suddnly the door slammed shut behind them. The two turned toward the stairs to see a very, very pissed off Hinata. "Uh," said Naruto as he cowered before his wife, "Ohayo Hinata-chan."
"SHUT IT!" said Hinata, "GO TO YOUR ROOM ARASHI!"
"B-b-b-but," stuttered Arashi in complete fear.
"NOW!" yelled Hinata as if she were possesed by all nine tailed beasts.
Arashi squeked in fear and poofed into his room.
"NARUTO!" yelled Hinata in the same terrible voice, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TODAY IS!"
"U-u-u-uh," stuttered Naruto as he was on the verge of crapping himself, "T-t-t-t-t-tuesday?"
"NO!" yelled Hinata, "TODAY IS OUR ANNIVERSARY!"
"W-w-w-w-whoops," stuttered Naruto.
"UZAMAKI NARUTO!" yelled Hinata, "YOU BETTER BE READY IN FIVE MINUTES TO GET LAID, OR ELSE YOU MIGHT NOT GET TO HAVE CHILDREN AGAIN!"
Instantly, Naruto was in his and Hinata's bedroom getting ready. For the rest of the night, Arashi was kept awake by the howls and screams coming from his parents' bedroom.
This chapter is done! I bet you didn't expect the suprise ending. Anyways, R&R and no flames.