The New Leaf Generation
First Day as a Team
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto.
"Oy Arashi?" asked Konohamaru, walking up to Arashi, rolled into a ball on the ground, "Why you in the feeble position? We got to start training. But first, breakfast."
"Scary things sensei," said Arashi, eyes bugging out, "Last night, my dad was screaming in pain, so naturally I went to take a look. And then, oh my eyes! They burned so much!"
"I'm sure it couldn't have been that bad," sighed Konohamaru, "You're like twelve, I'm sure you know the boogie man doesn't exist. And where are your goggles?"
"That's not important," asked Arashi, turning to face his sensei, revealing numerous bags under his eyes, "Do you really want to know sensei?"
"Yes," replied Konohamaru.
"Ok," said Arashi, now on his feet, "Let's just say, I saw my parents were putting Slot A into Slots B, C, and D."
"Huh?" said Konohamru, "Arashi what do you mean by-oh! Oh! You mean that! All three?"
"Yes," said Arashi, "All three. And my mom made my dad push really hard."
"You poor child," said Konohamaru, patting Arashi on the back while thinking, "Damn, Hinata's really rough. I hope Naruto's goods haven't been damaged too much. I hope not all of the Hyuugas are this rough, or else, Hanabi will own my balls if we get married."
"Are you going to be ok?" asked Konohamaru, placing his hand on Arashi's.
"Hai," replied Arashi, "I just need some ramen."
"Good let's go," said Konohamaru, teleporting Arashi and himself to Ichiraku ramen shop.
"Ohayo sensei," said Kei, stashing a familiar orange book in his back pocket, "What's wrong with Arashi?"
"He walked in on his parents doing it," replied Konohamaru, "You must know all about it, considering you've got Icha Icha Paradise vol. 1 in your back pocket."
"You sure are perceptive sensei," replied Kei, pointing at Arashi, "Is he going to be okay?"
"I hope so," said Seito, "It's really bad to see that. I remember when I walked in on my parents. I still have nightmares to this day."
"Too much information," said Konohamaru, "Now eat, we have a mission today."
"Really?" cheered Arashi jumping onto a chair, "Then let's eat! One bowl of miso ramen please, old man!"
"Hehehehehe," Konohamaru chuckled to himself as he watched his team interact, "I can't wait to see the looks on their faces. It'll be priceless."
"Are you freaking kidding me sensei?" asked Seito, struggling to keep his composure, "Grocery shopping for the elderly home is a mission?"
"Yeah what's up with that sensei?" asked Arashi, "A five year old could do this crap."
"Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" laughed Kitsune, "This is priceless!"
"Shut up you fox," thought Arashi.
"If my powers are being wasted on a trip to the local Albertson's," laughed Kitsune, "I've decided to take a few of your techniques away."
"Nani!" thought Arashi, "You can't do that!"
"Relax you brat," said Kitsune, "God, now I know why mother is always so bitter. I'm only taking away Hiraishin and Rasengan."
"But those are my best techniques!" thought Arashi, "Why are you doing this?"
"So you'll work and learn new techniques," said Kitsune, "Oh yeah, your contract with foxes is now over. You'll have to get a new one now. See ya brat, I'm going to sleep."
"Damn fox," muttered Arashi.
"What was that Arashi?" asked Konohamaru.
"Nothing," replied Arashi.
"Ok team, here's what we need to get," said Konohamaru, "We need, eggs, carrots, cookies, crackers, milk and ice cream. Get to work, I'll be outside waiting for you."
"Aren't you helping sensei?" asked Kei.
"Nope," replied Konohamaru, "I'm way too cool to do D-ranked missions. See ya guys!" Konohamaru waved and with a poof, he disappeared.
"Let's get started," said Kei, "Seito, you get the cookies and crackers, Arashi, you get the eggs and carrots, and I'll get the milk and ice cream."
"Hai," sighed Seito and Arashi.
"What kind of old person eats cookies?" asked Seito, "Shouldn't they all be diabetic."
"Probably," said Kei, "Oh well, see you guys at the cash register." Waving, Kei disappeared in a puff of smoke.
And so, the mission had begun.
"Good job team," said Konohamaru as the four ninja left the elderly home, "It only took us twenty minutes to complete the mission."
"You mean it took us," said Arashi, pointing at himself, Seito, and Kei, "twenty minutes to complete the mission. Sensei, why didn't you help us?"
"Cause it wasn't my mission," replied Konohamaru, "Do you guys want to take a look at the sketch I drew?"
"No," said the three genin.
"You're loss," said Konohamaru, "At any rate, we have a few choices on how to spend the rest of the day. We could either train or do another mission."
"There's no way I'm going to go grocery shopping again," said Seito.
"Ok," said Konohamaru with an evil grin, "Then I guess we'll go train using Gai-sensei's method."
"No," said Kei, eyes bugging out as he dropped Icha Icha Paradise, "Seito you've doomed us all! Sensei we'll take the mission!"
"What are you talking about Kei?" asked Seito.
"Yeah Kei," said Arashi, "How bad could this training be?"
"You don't know Gai-sensei like I do," said Kei.
"I'm sorry Kei," said Konohamaru, "But Seito already said he wanted to train. Let's see, since you're just starting this type of training, I think 100 should do. Ok you three, 100 laps around Konoha."
"Nani!" yelled the Uchiha and the Uzumaki, "Are you serious."
"He is," sighed Kei as he started to run, "What are you guys waiting for?"
"There's no way I'm running 100 laps around Konoha sensei!" yelled Arashi.
"I was hoping you'd say that," said Konohamaru, "Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" In a puff of smoke, the monkey king Enma appeared next to Konohamaru.
"Why'd you summon me Konohamaru?" asked Enma.
"Help with training," replied Konohamaru as he handed Enma a katana, "Arashi needs a little motivation. Arashi, if you don't start running Enma is going to chop you up with this katana."
"Like you'd endanger my life," said Arashi.
"He's all yours Enma," said Konohamaru. Enma nodded and swung his katana at Arashi.
"Ah!" screamed Arashi as he jumped back, narrowly avoiding the katana's cold steel blade. Arashi's eyes widened when Enma starting to run at him like a madman with a chainsaw.
"Better start running Arashi," said Konohamaru.
"Crap!" yelled Arashi as he turned and ran like a person who had diarrhea and had to get to the bathroom, while Enma ran after him.
"Now Seito," said Konohamaru, turning to face the young Uchiha, "Are you sure you don't want to run laps?"
"Positive," said Seito, "If you're planning on summoning, forget it. Unlike Arashi, I can handle your little cronies."
"Such arrogance," chuckled Konohamaru, "No wonder you got all the girls in the academy."
"Damn straight," said Seito with a smile, "I even dated a few of them."
"You're such a funny kid," chuckled Konohamaru, "Luckily, I've prepared for this. Oy, dogs!" Seconds later, dogs escaped came running up to Konohamaru, barking and wagging their tails.
"Where's you get all these dogs?" asked Seito.
"I borrowed them from the Inuzuka clan," replied Konohamaru, swiftly placing a genjutsu on the twenty something dogs, "Good dogs! See over there? It's a cat!"
"What are you talking about sensei?" asked Seito, "I'm not a cat."
"Maybe not," replied Konohamaru." but I placed a genjutsu on them, so they'd think you were a cat.
"Crap!" yelled Seito as he started running realizing what his teacher was planning.
"Ok doggies," said Konohamaru, pointing at Seito, "See the cat? Go get him!" In flurry of barking and dust, the dogs darted after Seito, leaving spectators confused.
The laps should take about... six hors," said Konohamaru, "and it's noon. So I can either spend time with Hanabi-chan and her team or I could peep and draw sketches. I think I'll do the second one, I don't want to deal with any more brats." Chuckling to himself, Konohamaru body flickered over to the bathhouse.
"Lucky for me," chuckled Konohamaru as he waited for his students, "There were a lot of beautiful women in the bath house today. I even got to see Hanabi-chan. If she is as rough as Hinata, I won't have any regrets. Oh look, Kei's coming." On cue Kei came running up to Konohamaru and proceeded to collapse in front of him. "Hello Kei," greeted Konohamaru, "Lovely evening isn't it?"
"I pant hate pant you," gasped Kei, thanking divine forces for the rest he was given.
"Aw, don't be like that Kei-kun," said Konohamaru, "Look, here comes your team mates."
"Help!" screamed Arashi as he ran away from Enma, while heading towards Konohamaru, "This crazy monkey is trying to slice me up into sushi! Shit!" Arashi tripped on a small rock and fell flat on his face.
"You're mine brat!" roared Enma, sending the katana straight towards Arashi.
"Ah!" screamed Arashi, rolling out of the way just in time to dodge the katana.
"I grow tired of this," said Enma, "I'm leaving now Konohamaru, and I'm keeping your katana."
As Enma disappeared, Arashi leaped for joy and laughed, "Hahaha! I beat you, you stupid monkey!"
"Although that may be true Arashi," started Konohamaru, smiling evilly, "He managed to make you do 100 laps."
"Huh really?" asked Arashi, "I hadn't noticed."
"Baka," said Kei, still on the ground, "How did you not notice running around Konoha 100 times?"
"I dunno," replied, "Kei why are you on the ground? Anyways, I'm tired, I'm going to eat ramen now!"
"Get these dogs away from me sensei!" yelled Seito as he ran past Arashi. Suddenly, twenty something dogs ran past Arashi.
"Sure," saidKonohamaru, performing a hand seal, "Kai." In a matter of moments, the dogs abruptly stopped in their tracks, dust flying everywhere. "Bye doggies," said Konohamaru, waving at the dogs as the burst into smoke.
"I thought pant you said pant the dogs pant were from pant the Inuzuka pant," gasped Seito, grasping his knees and slumping over in exhaustion, "not summons."
"They are from the Inuzuka," replied Konohamaru, "But that doesn't necessarily mean they can't be summons either. As long as you have a contract, you can pretty much summon almost anything."
"Great," sighed Seito, "I'm going home, need some sleep."
"Yeah and I'm going to Ichiraku's!" said Arahsi cheerfully, "Got to go eat some ramen!"
"Oh?" asked Konohamaru, "Did you really think training is over? We're just getting started."
"What are you talking about sensei?" asked Arashi.
"Glad you asked," answered Konohamaru, "Running laps was just a warm up. Now I only need you to do 300 sit ups and 150 push ups and will be done for the day."
"Only?" yelled Arashi, "Screw you I'm leaving."
"I didn't want to do this Arashi," sighed Konohamaru, "But if you don't comply. I'll tell you what else your parents do while they think your asleep."
"W-w-w-w-what do you mean by that," stuttered Arashi, stricken with fear.
"Oh, I think you know what I mean," replied Konohamaru with a grin, "Now get started."
"Hai!" said Arashi as he complied with his sensei, "One, two, three, four..."
"Ok, your turn Seito," said Konohamaru with a big grin planted on his face.
"I don't think so," replied Seito, "I'm not afraid of you, and you've got nothing on me."
"Oh, I think I do," said Konohamaru, grin still plastered on his face, "I wonder, did you happen to tell your mother about your little 'dates?'"
"No, why?" slowly replied Seito, silently fearing his sensei's influence.
"No reason," replied Konohamaru, grinning that evil grin that could drive anybody insane, "I just thought I should tell her. You know how mother's get."
"No," said Seito, despair splattered across his face, "You wouldn't."
"Don't underestimate a Sarutobi my student," replied Konohamaru, "Oh how I would love to see your mother jumping for joy that her 'little boy' is growing up, while at the same time crushing you with that bone breaking hug of hers."
"You're more sadistic than Ibiki," mumbled Seito as he got to the ground and started performing sit ups, "One, two, three, four..."
"What can I say," chuckled Konohamaru, "I learned from the best... which happened to be Ibiki. So Kei, am I going to have to threaten you in to sit ups and push ups?"
"No," replied Kei, rolling on the ground so he lay on his back, "I don't even want to think about what you were going to say to me. One, two, three, four..."
"One of these days I'll have to thank Ibiki for teaching me to be sadistic basterd," chuckled Konohamaru, watching his students sweat their asses off, "And Gai-sensei for teaching me such an effective training method."Originally, I was going to have the team fight a mist team, but I decided against. This chapter is filler, being it does not advance the main plot that much, and part of the main storyline too. Well I hope you enjoy, sorry it took so long by the way, R&R.