A/N This is a remix of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Anybodywho likes Dumbledore, don't read this. If you are against him, read it. Review.
Twinkle Twinkle Dumbledore's Eyes
Twinkle twinkle Dumbledore's eyes,
Why do you keep doing that?
So bright and blue, so annoying,
Like fingerprints on Aunt Petunia's wall.
Eyes bright, Eyes alight,
You drive me so insane every night
I wish that I may wish you away,
But Merlin knows I'm not allowed.
Twinkle twinkle Dumbledore's eyes,
How I wonder what you do,
when all alone, do you twinkle
Or do you just suck on lemon drops?
Time to get high
with twinkling eyes so bright
Your lemons drops are your life
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Have your eyes ripped out tonight.
Ooo baby
Twinkle twinkle Dumbledore's eyes,
How I wonder what you want
You want a girl who'll be all yours,
But McGonagall already has a boyfriend
Someone sweeter than you for sure,
He happens to be Voldemort
I wish that McGonagall is smart
and won't break up with that hot tamale
Ooo baby
Twinkle twinkle Dumbledore's eyes,
How I wonder what you are,
Are you an illusion,
Or are you real to me?
Eyes bright
Eyes alight
You'll go to bed tonight
Wishing you will, wishing you might
Have the kids who hate your eyes expelled.