I don't own anyone from the Naruto series, or the series itself, and if I did, Naruto would have already died, and the series would be called, "Rock Lee" or "Kakashi". Yeah, so the only characters I own are the ones I own, and if you've read/watched the series, you will have no problem identifying which ones are mine. If you haven't read/watched the series, shame on you.
"Damn it! Kakashi sensei is late AGAIN?" Naruto whined. "Shut up Naruto, I'm sure he has a good reason," Sakura said rather dryly. "Humph," Sauske sat down, "just like every other day since we met him…" The three genin stared down at the river. "Damn! What's taking him so long!" screamed inner Sakura. "Hey, sorry I'm late, I had to take care of some business" said a voice behind the three extremely angry genin. They spun to see the ever cool tempered jounin, Kakashi. Naruto's face turned bright red, "What kind of business take two and a half HOURS!" Kakashi held up a book, the latest in the Icha Icha series in fact, "You'd never believe how long the line was this morning." "He made us wait two and a half hours just because the waiting line for his dumb, perverted book was a bit lengthy? I should give him a piece of my mind!" inner Sakura was pissed.
And so, another day of training want by as usual, and, as usual, ended with, "Hey Sauske, want to walk me home?" "Not really" "Oh! I will Sakura chan!" BANG "I never asked you Naruto!" Kakashi smirked and walked off, waving with one hand, the other one reaching into his pocket for this Icha Icha Paradise book.
"I'm home, Kana" Kakashi said as he entered his apartment. "Okay, I was just starting to prepare dinner, Kakashi," said a woman with shoulder length black hair, and dark brown eyes. She was wearing the Konoha headband proudly across her forehead, and was dressed in a simple outfit, a pale lilac kimono, matched with a baby pink obi. Kakashi walked over and pecked her on the cheek, "great I'm starving," and pulled out his Icha Icha Paradise book. "Is curry rice ok?" Kana said, as she tied her hair back in a loose bun to keep it out of the food. "That's fine," Kakashi sat down at the small dinner table.
A while later, Kana joined Kakashi at the dinner table, and placed a serving of curry rice in front of him, Kakashi removed his mask. "Itadakimasu" they said in unison before they began to eat. "It's especially good today, Kana" Kakashi said. "Uh huh, sure Kakashi, that's what you say every night," Kana replied, "Oh yeah, I'm pregnant" "Oh, that's nice dear," Kakashi said… "Wait, WHAT!" Curry rice flew out of Kakashi's mouth, he was truly surprised, which is a rare sight indeed. "I said, "Uh huh, sure Kakashi, that's what you say every night, oh yeah, I'm pregnant." Need me to repeat that again?" Kana smirked. There was a long awkward silence. "I, uh, seriously hope you're kidding, Kana." Kakashi managed to say, "And if you are, that's just cruel."
The next morning, Kakashi was late as usual, but he looked much more sleepy than usual, and that was also a rare sight to behold, because Kakashi always looked tired.
Please comment. I want to be able to type up the next chapter this week, please send me your ideas!