Damn it! I still don't own Naruto! But you just wait, oh yes, just wait, someday I will and when I do, you'll be sorry you ever existed Naruto, and if you don't turn emo by the time I'm done with you, I'll send Gaara after you, and you KNOW how he's been looking for some companionship lately, heh heh heh…
After visiting the hospital, Kana and Kakashi walked home, and Kana carried Kohana in her arms. When they got home, Kohana was placed on the bed, and it was Kakashi's duty to watch over Kohana while Kana prepared dinner. Kakashi looked down at the little girl, "Eh, who does she look like, you or me? She doesn't really look like either, but she does look like you mother, all small, chubby, and wrinkly." At that moment, Kohana began wailing, tears were pouring out of her eyes and down her chubby cheeks. "You hurt her feelings, dear," Kana said. Kakashi sighed, took three steps back, and stuck his pinky finger in his ear, "Turn it off…" Kana laughed and walked over to Kohana, "She's just hungry," and promptly fed Kohana. "Hmmm…." Kakashi walked over to the stove and turned off the heat, "The gyoza are done," then put the plate of pot stickers on the table, and pulled off his mask, "Itadakimasu." "I'll be there in a few minutes," Kana put the now content Kohana down.
After dinner, Kakashi took a shower, while Kana made sure Kohana didn't fall off the bed. Being too weak to move herself, Kana instead cleaned up dinner. A shirtless (though masked) Kakashi emerged from the bathroom, "All right, your turn," Kakashi said, Kohana started to cry, "Not again." "She's fine, just pick her up and rock back and forth, don't forget to support the neck," Kana said as she walked off to the shower. Like she said, Kakashi picked her up and rocked back and forth. Kohana stopped crying, and instead, bit down on Kakashi's bare nipple. Getting no milk, Kohana resumed crying. It was a long night.
.: 2 years later :.
"Well, Kohana, it's just you and me," Kana said as she put now two year old Kohana in a cute pink dress, Kakashi was on a mission. At two, Kohana could talk fairly well, and, like all two year olds, loved the word, "NO!" She had her fathers silver hair, and her mothers face. "This will go nicely with your new hair ribbons, Kohana," Her mother told her. "NO! Daddy, get me daddy, daddy wear ribbon," Kohana pouted. She was also a daddy's girl, and enjoyed playing "have mommy capture daddy, tie him up, then play with his hair", in fact, that game was often played twice a week.
Knock Knock Knock. "Coming!" Kana said, "Kohana, stay right there, I'll be back in a minute" "NO!" again, Kohana pouted. "Ok, good, then I'll be back in a few," kana said, walking towards the door. Kohana knew the trouble she would be in if the didn't listen to her mother. Listing to her father was a given, for she was always rewarded with a pat on the head and an, "As expected of my child".
"Howzit shakin' everybody, life treatin' you good?" Gai flew past Kana and made his "nice guy" pose. "Ojichan!" Kohana wailed and jumped into his arms. "My my, you've grown since just last week, my little flower." Gai wiped away the tears streaming down his cheeks. "Ohio, Kohana chan," Lee said from behind Gai. "Lee sempai!" Kohana giggled. "How nice to see you two, what brings you around here this early?" Kana asked. "Oh! Well we were going to go out for some extra training, just me and Gai sensei that is, because it's our day off," Lee said excitedly, "and we wanted to take little Kohana chan along!" "Well, quite the overachievers you two are, sure, she could learn a thing or two from you," Kana smiled, "besides, she wants to be a great ninja just like daddy, right, Kohana?" "Uh huh! I'm gunna be better than daddy!" the excited little girl jumped up and down, "so I can go with Ojichan and Lee sempai?" Kana smiled, "Of course, but let me make one of my special boxed lunches for everyone. Why don't you go pick out some pants since you'll be running around all day?" All three saluted, "Yes mam!"
Kana walked to the kitchen while Kohana rushed off to go pick some pants. Gai and Lee sat down at the table. "You know, I can already see that she has a lot of talent like her father." Gai said. "We've been noticing too," Kana sliced up a cucumber, "She's been developing great reflexes lately. She might even be on par with Lee in taijutsu one day if she works hard enough at it." "It's true, she's defiantly a genius in the making," Gai looked out the window, "It's quite possible she'll be number one rookie of the year at the ninja academy one day" "OJICHAN!" Kohana came running out of her room and sat herself down in Gai's lap, "I'm ready! Let's go! Let's go!" Lee and Gai both chuckled, ah, youth.
.: 3 years later (Kohana is 5) :.
"Daddy! You said Ojichan and Lee sempai are coming today, right?" Kohana squirmed in her seat at the breakfast table, "Can I go watch them train? Can I?" "Sure, if they say it's alright. I don't see why not." Kakashi said. "Yes! Gochisosama" Kohana picked up her plate and ran to the sink. The plate slipped out of her hand, but she managed to catch it on its way down. Kakashi smiled.
Knock Knock Knock. "I'll get it!" Kohana ran to the door. On the other side of the door, there stood Gai and Lee, but this time they were accompanied by Tenten and Neji. "Konnichiwa Kohana chan" Neji and Tenten said in unison. Tenten blushed. "Konnichiwa Tenten san. Konnichiwa Neji san." Kohana dragged Gai inside, "Come in Ojichan, come in Lee sempai." "Greetings Kakashi! It seems that your precious little flower would rather train with her beloved uncle than her own father!" Gai chuckled coolly. "Did you say something, Gai?" Kakashi said in an even cooler tone of voice. "That was pretty good rival Kakashi. That reaction is somewhat 'modern' and it pisses me off" Gai clenched the air with his fist and closed his eyes, in a very dynamic kind of way. "All right, now it's 1 pm now, so you should be back by about 4 pm to greet you mother home from a mission," Kakashi told Kohana, "all right?" "Yes daddy!" Kohana smiled. Kakashi placed his hand on her head, "As expected of my child."
Yes! I got 2 out in one day! This one was quite a bit longer than the others, even though it's just about Kohana growing up. I got so confused when I was typing, becasue all of the main characters start with 'k', lol. I took the romance off of the rating, because as I get further into the story, I'm realizing, it doesn't have any romance in it. I suppose I'll have to add some. Anyway, like I always say, please rate, and please send me some ideas, so I can try to incorperate them in. I'm hoping to involve some other ninja not from Gai's team. What chracters do you think I should try to add in. I'm sorry this wasn't so actionish and I'm going to try to make it more actiony next time, with Kohana in the academy, I hope there will be more Kakashi heh heh heh...kakashi... drool