It was just one night before UA officially opened for the new school year. Many students would be taking the chance to rest up or travel closer to the city. But Mineta, he was still in the celebratory phase.
Sero and him were both walking together in their casual outfits. Sero just looked laid back but Mineta was clearly pumped "You're really excited for some party huh?"
"Why wouldn't I be?" the midget grinned "I'm going to be going to UA. The girls are going to be desperate to get along with all of this!"
"Yea" he chuckled "I'm sure they're going to be dying to get some of you"
"You really think so!?" he started drooling "I bet they'll start tearing their outfits off before I'll even have to ask!"
His taller friend silently frowned, rolling his eyes a bit as they finally got to a large building not too far from the UA compounds. Even just looking outside they could see multiple people that were partying it up.
"This is exactly what I was looking forward to!" Mineta almost squealed in excitement.
"Just don't get into any trouble. I don't see UA being fond of their students getting fined for drunken disorder"
The shortie just laughed "I'll be fine. Only noises the people around us will hear is the sounds of a woman's incessant moaning!"
Sero frowned "You know Mineta, you should go run in before me. I think I saw a girl inside of there with skinny jeans"
"You did!?" his eyes bugged before he sprinted into the building. Inside he found the partying was even roudier than outside. He rubbed his hands together, just trying to find the woman with the skinny jeans but didn't find anyone.
"Ah, man… did he trick me?"
Minoru groaned, finding the majority of the women around were already around with other guys that were, well, more normal. He drooped a bit, seeing that things were likely going to be exactly like every other party or prom he'd been to.
While he appeared down, he slowly started smiling again when he noticed the women talking to other guys were all rather… scantily clad. "Maybe this isn't so bad after allllllllll" Mineta giggled, rubbing his hands together.
He started walking up to a group of girls who were all talking amongst each other. None of them noticed him effectively staring at their asses.
"What do you suppose you're doing sir?" from behind him he could hear a strong, angry female's voice.
Mineta flinched, refusing to turn back around as a majority of the students in the room were now staring at him and the person speaking to him. Just about everyone could see he was starting to sweat up a storm.
Oh god… he audibly gulped. The person behind me must have gotten jealous that I wasn't paying attention to her. I've never had to deal with a jealous woman before.
After a few moments, he turned around, giving the woman a charming smile "I'm sorry sweet cheeks, was there something you wanted me to stare at on you?"
Suddenly, three vines wrapped themselves around him and raised him in the air so he could be face to face with the woman speaking to him. She was an elegant woman, with pale but smooth skin and quite the rack on her. Her irises were pure black as she stared right at him. But, the most prominent thing about her was her green vine-like hair.
Mineta grunted in pain as she started squeezing him "What do you think you're doing staring at women in such a manner?"
"I-I was, um, lost?" he smiled nervously.
Her glare only hardened at his smile "Lost in your sin you mean?"
That's when he finally noticed the cross necklace wrapped around her neck. "Oh, I didn't know people even followed Christianity in this side of the world"
"Don't try to change the subject from your debauchery" she scowled "Tell me, truthfully, what you thought you were doing"
"Listen lady" he started flailing around in her grasp "I just got into UA, I'm just trying to enjoy the occasion!"
She stared at him, clearly shocked by what he had said. This is exactly what he needed to go back to smirking "I see now. You're impressed that I got into UA and you want to go out with me right?"
"No, not in the slightest!" she now just looked disgusted "You got into UA when you look at women in such an inappropriate manner? That doesn't sound right at all"
"I'm Minoru Mineta, I was given the acceptance letter and in the articles my name is mentioned" his smile only grew wider the more distraught she looked.
The vines women looked like she was about to have a crisis at what he was saying before Sero finally came over to them "Hey, I know he's a little gremlin, but can you let him go? He's honestly probably getting off on this"
"Are you his friend?" she turned to him.
"We're, like, best bu-" Mineta tried to explain before one of her vines wrapped around his head to cover his mouth.
He chuckled awkwardly "We're not really friends per-se. We spoke a good bit before the entrance exams and all… that…"
"So he actually did make it into the school?"
Sero just nodded with a shrug "I was just as surprised as you when it came to him passing, guy didn't even study for it"
She frowned, slowly letting him back onto the ground "I hope before we are accepted into UA that you will find a way to control those disgusting urges of yours"
"I make no promises" Mineta grumbled, rubbing the back of his head.
Before the vined woman could do something else Sero just smiled warmly "Thanks for not going too hard on the little guy. I know that can be hard to avoid"
"I prefer to not commit actions of violence…" she nodded slowly, looking down at Mineta "I will pray for you"
"You can do a lot more than pray if you're worried about me" he aggressively licked his lips, making her even more uncomfortable before walking away.
Mineta smiled a bit, stopping the licking gesture once she was away "I don't know what her problem was, embarrassing me in front of everyone. But I at least know how to scare her off when class starts up"
"Her and the rest of the girls" Sero deadpanned "At least on our first week I really would appreciate it if you tried avoiding staring too much"
The midget just scoffed "Then none of the girls are going to pay attention to me! Sure, the charm might be a bit off, but practice makes perfect doesn't it?"
"I- well, I guess that is technically true, but I still wouldn't-"
"But nothing" Mineta smiled "This is the start to my popular phase!"
Sero sighed, just accepting that this was how their school year was going to go "But sure" Mineta continued "First week you'll get clean Minoru! That way you'll get the chance to hit on some ladies before I swoop them all up!"
"How sweet of you" he joked "But thanks. I don't want the entire semester to be me stopping people from knocking you out"
"Right, good one" Mineta chuckled a bit "Now, how about we get back to this party?"
"Sure, just don't bet on anything good going down" the tape-dispenser mused, walking back to a table with punch and other snacks set out on it.
The next day rolled around and Mineta was bouncing in excitement. Like everyone else he was given a uniform for the occasion. The outfit wasn't anything glamorous; just a gray vest, white undershirt, red tie, and green pants.
He was so enthusiastic he didn't even wait for Sero in the morning, instead rushing straight to the school. On the way he could see quite a few girls and guys in similar outfits, with the girls only changing theirs to have black leggings and green skirts.
Sero better find me a big hipped big tiddy lady as a reward if I'm not going to be allowed to hit on women for the whole day. Mineta was biting his fingers as he tried to not stare up at the women.
Thankfully, this mostly came off as first day jitters so not many people looked at him all too funny.
"Let's see… I'm in 1-A…" Mineta walked into the building's bottom floor, finding it to be very clean and orderly. He went to the first room on this floor, finding it was 5-B.
"Oh man…" Mineta whimpered slightly as the realization hit him that he'd have to go up four flights of stairs just to get to his room every day. Please tell me there's an elevator!
He started looking around on the floor level. Eventually he did find an elevator… that was currently out of order. A small whimper escaped his lips as he looked back to the stairs.
"Guess it's one of those days…" he grumbled, going back over to the stairs before having to climb up them. With how tall he was, each step was effectively its own challenge.
With enough effort and force, he managed to make it onto the top floor. If I didn't have that training I'd be dead by now…
After catching his breath again, he looked around for a few moments, not taking too long to find the room he was looking for. 1-A. The door, just like the ones he passed on the bottom level, was massive. Almost five times his height.
"I wonder who's on the other side" he giggled a bit, visualizing a classroom only made up of women. With one deep breath, he tried to open the door. However, it wouldn't open.
"What the-" Mineta scowled before slamming himself against the door, using all his might to try swinging the door open. But, to no avail. "Ok, I got this"
He slowly backed away from the door, shaking his arms around. Once he got the numbness out of his limbs, he lowered his shoulder and ran at the door. Before he could make contact with the door someone on the other side seemingly opened it for him.
Mineta didn't have the chance to stop himself before slamming into something hard. He groaned weakly in pain. "Hey, you ok little man?"
"Just fine…" the midget slowly raised his head to see that he had run straight into one of his male's classmate's six-pack. It almost felt like he ran right into iron.
The other boy had long shoulder-length hair as well as very noticeable thick, jagged, tan-colored eyebrows. Mineta stared at him with a blank expression, clearly not all too pleased.
"I'm happy you're ok! I wouldn't want something dangerous happening to one of my classmates on the first day!" he grinned "Oh, and I'm Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu!"
"Uhu…" he didn't wait any longer, pulling away from the taller boy as fast and as hard as he could. This is the last kind of person I want to run into head first.
"Was nice getting to meet you!" the muscular boy grinned, just waving him off as Mineta went to the seat with his name on it. Thankfully, it was near the back of the room, only sitting in front of one person in the back right.
Now I won't have to bother about the teacher yelling at me for not paying attention… Oh, I'm such an idiot! Mineta slapped his forehead as he took his seat. I bet the teacher is going to be a total MILF and I have one of the worst views in the whole room!
He slammed his face into his seat, not even paying any mind to the other students in the room. Somehow even managing to not check out the few girls already in.
"Good morning everyone" a feminine, and elegant voice spoke over the room.
Oh, it's MILF time! His head shot back up, lasering in on the entrance to the room.
While there wasn't a MILF at the door, it was still a breathtaking view in front of him. The woman had long black hair that was done up in a ponytail, and she had a full figure. Even in comparison with some pros, this university student would still blow a majority of them out of the water.
How did those get so big… he giggled, making a squeezing motion under his chair.
The other students in the room greeted her back as she walked to his end of the room. "Oh crap, she's actually going this way" he worried, accidentally saying that openly.
She didn't seem to notice, however, just smiling politely. That's until she saw Minoru sitting at his seat with a dumb grin. The beautiful woman frowned slightly before taking the seat right behind him.
He glanced over his shoulder to see the name 'Momo Yaoyorozu' on her desk. Huh, that's kinda familiar… but more importantly… I'm sitting next to the class hottie!
"Hey there" Mineta grinned at her.
"Good morning" she smiled slightly in turn "It's a pleasure to meet one of my classmates"
"The pleasure's all mine, honestly" a smirk slowly formed on his face. And to his surprise, she blushed slightly.
"I hope we get along well"
Mineta smirked, happy his father's flirting lessons came to use "I'm sure we will" she nodded, still faintly blushing.
While his conversation was going well, multiple other students were coming into the room, one after another. After a point he could see Pony and Sero coming inside.
The seat in front of him was holding some weird kid with white and red hair, though it was rather annoying how many women stared at him. His name was apparently 'Todoroki'. To his right, meanwhile, was the snake girl from the entrance exam. The paper on her desk named her 'Mongoose'.
After a point, everyone was now in the class. "Where's the teacher?" One of them asked.
"Maybe he's in a different classroom?"
"I'm right here" the door suddenly opened, revealing an older man inside a giant yellow sleeping bag cocoon.
Only his face stood out, showing he was very pale and had unkempt hair. His facial hair was also totally unkempt. The man looked like he was sleeping before getting there.
"I will be your teacher… call me Erasure Head, or Aizawa…" he yawned "Or whatever"
The students all glanced at each other. None of them seemed to have heard of him before.
"It is a pleasure to be in your class sir!" a tall man with glasses raised his hand.
"…thanks" he murmured slowly.
"What might we be doing today?" Another harry kid asked more casually "I remember hearing there was a welcoming ceremony"
The man stared at him for a moment, until his eyes suddenly closed. They stared at him for a moment before realizing he was snoring.
He's just sleeping!?
None of the students knew how they should respond to something like that. All they could do was stare at each other before his eyes suddenly shot back open.
"You won't be going to the welcoming ceremony. I like to do things a little differently" he still looked pretty bored and tired as he spoke "Just change into your track suits, we'll meet in a training area"
The students had varying degrees of concern but nodded either way. "Great… seee you all down there" he yawned before suddenly passing out again.
The students made their way down to the changing room, getting into the same outfits they wore for the entrance exam. Mineta opened his locker to find his outfit had a little note.
"Hello Mineta. With your quirk's information, we've developed your costume to make it so you'll be able to bounce off your grapes without issue"
"Oh, that's useful" he smiled a bit before changing into the outfit while his male classmates did the same.
They all made their way to a small area of dry ground that looked like it would be used to train for the Olympics. Their teacher was standing there waiting for them. He was wearing a baggy black outfit that consists of a long-sleeved shirt and matching pants that tucked into his boots. He also wore a utility belt and a wrap scarf around his neck.
"Fancy costume" Pony beamed next to him. "I hope mine comes out that nice!"
"I'm sure… will be hot on you" Mineta smirked, getting a faint blush out of his classmate.
Aizawa stared threatening at the two of them "Keep it down, there's a few thing I had… forgotten to mention in class"
The students all looked to him, assuming this was just going to be some new rule he didn't mention. "Shishida, what's your score on the ball throw in High school?"
The large hary man pushed up his glasses "I suppose 89 meters"
Their teacher grabbed a tennis ball and dropped it into Shishida's hand. "Use your quirk and throw the ball as hard as you can"
"Yes sir" he nodded, holding the ball firmly. He walked to a circle in the ground with two horizontal lines going in different directions. The beast boy hunched forward as he stood there, grunting like a wild animal would as he grew bigger and bigger.
When he finally finished, he had large fangs sticking out of his mouth. He turned around, spinning in place before tossing the ball as hard as he could.
Jurota Shishida: his quirk- BEAST. He can turn himself into a giant monster filled with pure instinct and strength! I wouldn't want to piss him off!
Aizawa was now holding a small remote in his hand before showing the screen to the others. On the screen they could see the beast managed to throw his a whole 710 meters away.
"That's so manly!" Tetsuetetsue cheered proudly "I wanna try next!"
"You won't be starting yet" the teacher frowned "This will be a later event. But, I want all of you to know that whoever comes in last will be immediately removed from the course"
Mineta hadn't been paying much attention up until he stated that bombshell. His eyes bugged out of his head. I worked this hard to get into UA and I can just be kicked out right after!?
Everyone around him looked just as shocked and scared as he was. They all became so silent you could easily hear a pin drop.
"No questions?" he smirked a bit "Good, let's get going for our first event"
He lead them all to the first event without another word. At this point they found two runner lanes with a robot standing at the side on the end "This is the 50-meter dash. Pretty simple… use your quirks to make it to the other end"
Oh of course one of these had to be based on running… Mineta grumbled, looking at the others to see he was only as tall as most of their legs.
"First up. Sero and Iida" he announced.
Minoru watched as his friend walked onto the first of the runner lanes, while a taller boy walked to his side. He had short blue hair and glasses, and was a rather muscular. Mineta could see the back of his legs had car engines.
"Get ready…" suddenly a loud 'pop' went off, telling them both to go ahead.
Sero smirked confidently, raising his elbows before shooting two strips of tape. They attached to the ground past the finish line as he flung himself towards the end. At the start, he actually managed to take a lead over Iida.
However, this lead wouldn't last long when Iida lowered his head and started sprinting twice as fast as he was going. The engines on the back of his calves were spewing gas the faster he went.
"Tenya Iida, 3.04 seconds" and then after a few moments, Sero would pass by "Hanta Sero, 4.5 seconds"
"Ah man…" the tape-dispenser groaned in defeat.
"Not bad you two" Aizawa looked down at the screen "Next up, Mina Ashida and Minoru Mineta"
Oh of course I'm going to be the first one to embarrass himself. He looked down, already accepting his defeat when he saw who he was up against.
Mina was pretty average height for a woman, but her skintone was far from, with it being a nice light pink color. On the top of her head she also had small, yellow, crooked horns. She looked to be one of the most physically fit women in the class, with nice healthy thighs and… a big firm rear.
Mineta drooled slowly as his motivation came back to him. She was looking at him, clearly confused by his expression. He quickly wiped away the saliva when he remembered what Sero wanted "I wish you luck"
"Hey, thanks. Hopefully I don't leave you too far in the dust" Mina smirked back at him, though it was clearly in jest.
Aizawa frowned at them "Get ready"
Mina turned to ignore him, getting down into a runner's position. He just stared at her though, noticing that her chest moved around a bit when she dropped down into her position.
While he was distracted the 'pop' went off, telling them to go. From Mina's feet, liquid seemingly formed from her feet as she slid along the path.
Mina Ashido: her quirk- ACID. From her pores she can produce acid of different acidic levels! Who'd guess it would be so useful for sliding instead of melting people's faces!?
The midget was snapped out of his stupor watching Mina's butt sway from side to side. A small grin formed before he pulled out two grapes, throwing them before bouncing on them and forward.
I should've seen the potential in this challenge! If I'm fast enough I can watch Mina's boobies bounce from side to side!
Grape after grape he threw and bounced off them, actually managing to make it past Mina. Once he was ahead of her, he swiftly turned his head around to watch Mina's boobies do exactly what he was hoping for. But this distraction resulted in him missing his next bounce.
The acid user looked shocked as Mineta cartwheeled past the finish line after he failed the landing. "Minoru Mineta, 5 seconds. Mina Ashina, 5.10 seconds"
Mineta couldn't appreciate the victory, as he was lying face down in the dirt with bruises all over him "Hey are you ok Minoru?"
He slowly looked up, finding Mina crouching over him "Wasn't the brightest idea to just turn your head away from where you were running"
"Hehe… my bad" he rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly "Nice job using your quirk though"
"Thanks. Yours was pretty useful too" she chuckled "Before you kinda bit the dust"
Mineta giggled, not paying attention to her teasing insult. Instead he was focusing on how her chest moved while she spoke or laughed. From there, multiple other students would take their part in the challenge before they moved to the second task.
They were now inside a nearby building. On the ground were multiple small machines that were made to be grabbed. "These will measure your grip strength, so make sure to grab a hold as firmly as you can…"
"Well, this challenge is going to suck" Mineta grumbled, grabbing the smallest of these machines. Now holding it, he grabbed it as firm as he could. The screen at the top of the machine rolled through numbers before eventually landing on 12.1 kg's.
The midget whimpered slightly at his score, before looking up to some of the others. Tetsuetetsue had steel-like skin as he grabbed his, resulting in a score of 400kg's.
"Alright!" he cheered, pumping his fist.
But that was still nothing compared to the class's largest student. Mezo was a tall, muscular young man with pale gray hair swept forwards, covering most of his face, and bent downwards at almost a right angle over his eye. He has six arms, all attached to each other by a web of skin.
Shoji grabbed one of the machines, resulting in a strength score of 545.5 kg's. "That's such a manly grip!" Tetsue beamed at him "You've gotta arm wrestle me sometime!"
The taller boy seemed surprised by that declaration "I guess we could if you wanted to…"
After that, the next challenge was the Standing Long Jump. They stood before a long pit of stand with a runner line leading up to the jump.
First to jump would be Pony, who was just pumped up as she stretched all her limbs out. "Wish me luck Mineta!" she smiled, leaning down to stretch out her legs.
He just smiled up at her, giving a thumbs up without saying anything. The 'pop' went off as she started running on all fours. When she reached the sand she jumped into the air, sprawling her hands out before shooting out her horns and grabbing onto them.
Without any issue she floated straight over the sand "Easy!" she cheered.
After her was the most plain looking boy in the entire class. Tsubaraba was a young man with short brown hair, spiked up at odd angles on his head. His eyes are oval-shaped, along with his large pupils. "Wish me luck" he smiled back at Mongoose, who immediately got flustered at his smile.
With that out of the way he lightly jogged to the sand pit before giving a small little jump. Most of the students expected him to land face first into the sand when he breathed out deeply and landed on top of a glass block that no one but himself could see.
He smirked to himself before doing this over and over again to bounce his way over the sand. This led into the next challenge: Repeated Side Step, the one challenge Mineta was actually confident over.
Before the round timer started he put down multiple grapes on each side of the line. At the 'pop' he slammed himself into one of the grapes before bouncing from side to side at lightning speeds "Oh yea!" he cheered, only getting a good bit sick at the constant speedy motion.
In the end he managed to make 200 side-steps before the time limit was up. Easily outdoing the others as his ego and smirk grew wider. But this ego would soon dissipate with the next challenge, the long throw.
None of them could outthrow what Shishida managed to toss, with Mineta being at the very bottom for throw lengths. His distance was a measly 25 meters.
With the main events primarily over, there was now only three left. Right after the throws was the seated toe-touches and sit ups, which was just more failures Mineta couldn't outperform anyone on.
"I'm going to die…" Mineta whimpered, clutching his head as a few bits of blood trickled down the side of his head.
"Hopefully not yet" Aizawa leered down at him. Once again the fear was outperforming the exhaustion in his head "Because we still have our last event"
He wanted to ask 'what the hell could be left!?' but knew that would just get him in trouble, so he kept his mouth shut.
"This final task will be a long distance run" the teacher smirked "Just to see how much stamina you all still have"
This just never ends! He whined miserably.
"All you have to do is run around UA's perimeter and come back here. Score will be based on who makes it here the fastest" Aizawa gestured to a starting line.
While a good chunk of the students were at least somewhat tired from the quirk usage, but some were still pumped up and prepared. Mineta stood next to Momo, assuming he would at least not look too bad with how unathletic she looked.
"This is going to be rough" the midget sighed a bit "But hopefully I don't get last"
She smiled encouraginlgy "I'm sure you'll do fine Mineta. Your grapes make you rather fast"
"I guess…" he looked up at her "You're pretty smart, do you have a plan for how you're getting past this?"
"Quite a few ideas" Momo nodded "I'm specifically thinking of something rather special"
"Bet that'll go well" Mineta looked away from her, noticing that their teacher was glaring again. He gulped before getting into an athletic positon. All the while he could hear the girl next to him doing something as she turned away from the scene.
POP
Mineta started running with all the other students, but as shown before, his speed is far slower than the rest of his classmate's. The only other student around where he was was a girl with brown hair shaped like a mushroom who was a few feet ahead of him.
However, he didn't see Momo push past him either. As he panted, desperate for air, he turned back around to see her gym outfit was popped open so that the front of her body was only covered by a bra.
But more importantly, the beautiful woman was driving atop a motorcycle with a small grin. She was revving the vehicle as she started zooming towards them.
Momo Yaoyorozu! Her power- Creation. If she knows the compounds making up an object she can perfect recreate it through her own fat, pretty handy if you're a neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd.
Her power is seriously over powered!
"See you at the finish line Mineta" she smiled, waving as she started driving next to him. As she was about to pass him, a genius idea came to his mind. Time seemingly slowed down when she passed right by him. He pulled two grapes from his head, using them to bounce a bit ahead of Momo before pulling out two more.
She looked up at him, surprised by his sudden movement before he latched onto her back with his grapes.
"Wha- what are you doing Mineta!?"
He just giggled in his usual lewd tone "I'm taking a ride to the finish line! I've done enough running around for one day!"
Momo wasn't sure how to respond to this action, staring at him as she continued to drive and the other students would have to try to avoid being hit.
"F-fine, but I still want to make it to the end first" she frowned with a faint blush.
If I'd be allowed to wrap my arms around you for the whole ride. "Uh, well I'm not too bothered about my ranking so sure…"
The creator silently nodded before going back to focus on her driving. Considering it was a fully functional motorcycle she managed to blaze past most of the others.
Mineta could feel a furious stare at the back of his head. Feeling confident, he glanced behind himself and found Ibara slowly running in the overall pack. She looked infuriated by his clearly perverse plan, but before long he was out of view for most of them. By the time they made the whole way around, they were in first and second place when she came to a stop.
Aizawa silently frowned but didn't say anything to either of the students. He just waited for the others to show up. After they had all arrived, they were given a moment to rest and relax as the robots measured up their results.
"Ok everyone… we have your full results now" he yawned a bit "There will be no arguing over the results either"
1st: Momo 11th: Mineta
2nd: Tetsue 12th: Ibara
3rd: Shishida 13th: Koda
4th: Pony 14th: Shoji
5th: Sero 15th: Jiro
6th: Iida 16th: Tsubaraba
7th: Todoroki 17th: Kamakiri
8th: Tokoyami 18th: Mongoose
9th: Setsuna 19th: Kinoko
10th: Mina 20th: Camie
I wish I could be more appreciative of not being last… Mineta frowned as he glanced at the person who came in dead last.
Camie stood at the middle of the ground with an expression filled with regret and fear "I-I can't believe I, like, got last place…"
"Sorry" multiple of the other students apologized to her for her placement. The teacher, meanwhile, just stared at her.
"I think I have one last thing to point out" he frowned, causing the students to tense up again "I… lied!" on his face a massive mocking smile formed.
WHAT!? Mineta internally screamed, staring at the teacher with a look of pure shock.
"I thought it was obvious that he was just trying to motivate us. I suppose I should've said something earlier" Momo shrugged slightly.
You think? Mineta and multiple other students now stared at her.
"So, um, does that mean I'm totes staying now?" Camie nervously tapped her foot into the ground.
He just nodded, waving his hand dissmisilvey "Yea, you're still in the course. But don't take that as the chance to slack off. I'll be just fine to expel any of you at a given time"
The scarf around him started floating in the air as his eyes flashed a bright red. "We'll do our best!" most of the students quickly spoke up to not incur his wrath.
He yawned a bit, slowly pulling his sleeping bag from a nearby bench "That's all for your first day… I'll be seeing you all tomorrow for your normal classes…"
"Excuse me sir" Iida spoke up, looking ready to ask something before their teacher just dropped on the floor inside his sleeping bag. He was snoring just like he did earlier.
Mineta just let out a deep sigh of relief knowing he got past that situation. Even if it wasn't exceptional, he at least was close to the top half.
He started making his way out of the area with all the other students. In the changing room he could hear the other guys patting each other on the back. Granted, it was mostly Tetsutetsu going up the rankings to congratulate all the guys on their achievement.
After congratulating Koda, who looked close to passing out by how excited he was, Mineta prepared for his 'encouragment'.
Tetsue grinned as he walked up to him, giving a large thumbs up "That side jump move of yours was so manly, I don't think I could ever bounce around as much as you did!"
"Uh, thanks" he smiled a little.
"Wasn't that impressive" another one of the students mocked, clearly annoyed. Minoru turned to see another one of his classmates with yellowish-green skin and a large green mohawk. He had a bug-like appearance, with little blades coming out of the sides.
Mineta frowned at him "Weren't you that kid in the bottom four? Kamakiri I think"
"That's because this challenge just wasn't fair!" he growled angrily "If I was just cuttin things I would've gotten top no problem!"
Kamakiri started swinging baldes from his forearm around frantically. "You should not be threatening your students on the first day!" Iida rushed towards them, immediately repremanding the sharp boy… who just ignored him and kept swinging his blade around.
I'm absolutely not dealing with this on my first day. Mineta internally deadpanned, just sneaking past the small group that had suddenly formed around him. Not like I care about rank anyhow.
Outside the changing room he found Pony seemingly waiting on him with an awkward smile on her face. Mineta smirked up at her "Is there a chance you were waiting on me?"
She stood there for a moment, trying to decipher what he had said "Um, well, I kind of need your help. You're basically the only student that can understand me when I'm speaking English… which I can't really fault them for"
Mineta stared blankly at her for a moment "Um… sure"
"Should… numbers?" Pony tilted her head, trying her best to speak his language as she pulled out her phone.
He stood there in a silent shock. After all the fear he felt that day over their teacher's threats and his attitude, as well as Ibara staring at the back of his head like she'd murder him, he thought it wouldn't end up being one of his best days yet.
"SURE" his eyes bugged as he pulled out his phone and aggressively tried getting the phone from her.
She didn't seem to mind, handing him their phone so he could put down her number "I-I-I'll message you right when I get home" he smiled nervously.
Pony smiled back, though hers was far more natural "See you then!" she waved excitedly before galloping away. He smiled and waved back until she was finally out of view.
The midget didn't even wait for his buddy to finish changing into his casual outfit as he started speeding back home, ignoring anyone he passed by until he finally made it into his room. He was a sweating mess, but he was still too excited to even bother caring as he plopped down on his bed and opened his messages.
What should I message her… he frowned, tapping his chin. Mineta started typing on his phone with a small grin.
Mineta: so, what's your policy on nudes?
He started at his message for a few moments before finally deleting it "I think she'd block me if I sent that…" the midget went to the drawing boards, spending the next few hours just trying to think of something clever.
Mineta: Hey, so when do you want to start your training?
This is all I can think of without being slapped… Mineta stared blankly at the screen before sending the message. It took some time, but eventually he'd receive a message.
Pony: I'm good whenever you want to! We could study together after our classes if we wanted to.
Mineta: Yea, sure, that sounds fine or whatever
Pony: Great! I can't wait to finally talk normally with everyone
Mineta: I'm sure it won't take too long for you to get the hang of it
Pony: well with how amazing my teacher is I'm sure of that!
The midget blushed faintly, continuing to message her in a back-and-forth manner. After a point, he didn't even have to stop himself from saying something inappropriate as he spent most of the night talking with her.
AN: And here's a little Thanksgiving special. A friend was looking forward to this next chapter so I got through it pretty easily. It's not nearly as long as the last two but I think just focusing on the Quirk Apprehension Test was fine. Got the names for all of his classmates as well, even if he hasn't truly met them all just yet. But next time we'll get to the real action with the first battle trial!
Class A: Mineta, Sero, Momo, Todoroki, Pony, Kamakiri, Tokoyami, Koda, Ibara, Mina,TetsueTetsue, Iida, Jiro, Kinoko, Shishida, Mongoose, Camie, Tsubaraba, Setsuna, Shoji