WOAH! Now, steady there. Did you notice the rating change? You didn't? Well look again! That's right, I've changed the Nating from T to M just for this chapter. That means there's adult themes in this one. And by adult themes, I mean if more-than-just-friendly intimacy bothers you, then don't read this chapter. You might be able to get by reading the rest of this story without reading this chapter. I'm warning you now, and I do NOT want to be held responsible if you didn't read this warning. It's here for a reason. Anyway, if that doesn't bother you, then read on, dear readers, read on. And to all my lovely reviewers -- you guys are too awesome for words.

So Stupid
Ch.5

Faint music drifted lightly into the barn, like leaves in the wind. The notes rubbed against each other, drifted apart, twirled with one another in a dance only they knew. They fell upon Link's ears and he slowly, gently awoke.

Link placed a hand up to one eye and rubbed it a moment as he sat up. The music he could hear was soft and comforting. Navi still lay asleep on top of the little radio. The Hylian smiled, and extended a hand to the nob to turn it off, only to find that he didn't need to -- the radio wasn't playing. Curious, he walked to the door of the barn and quietly opened the door and slipped out. The sun was just barely rising in the east -- the sky a dusty lavender. The air, cool and moist, was filled with the scent of morning and grass.

Link scanned the ranch and walked in the direction of the music. As he drew closer to the horse coral, Malon walked out from behind one of the horses she was brushing and spotted Link. The singing stopped abruptly.

"Oh! Oh, good morning, Link. I hope I didn't wake you." The blonde smiled and leaned on the gate.

"Not at all, Miss Malon. You have a very beautiful voice, you know." She smiled a little and turned to the horse she was brushing.

"Do you really think so?" Link walked into the coral and stood behind Malon. He could feel her warmth on his skin, her scent was filling his nose, making him dizzy. He longed to touch her, to hold her, to be with her. He couldn't, but oh, he wanted to. Zelda wasn't anything like this. Who needed Zelda and her royalty anyway? Link knew he'd much rather live a poorer existance with Malon on the ranch than a rich one with Zelda in a stuffy castle. He wrapped his arms around Malon's small waist and kissed her neck. "Link?"

Malon turned and looked at Link. Her brown eyes beckoning and every one of her thoughts conveyed in that single word. She was shocked, eager, curious. She wanted him, and he knew it. Link lifted a hand to the the back of her head and pressed his lips to hers, caressed her with them, tried to put all his feelings of want into that kiss. Turning completely, Malon pressed her body against Link's, wrapped her arms around him and allowed Link to deepen the kiss.

They broke apart a moment, looked at each other and smiled. Malon took his hand and led him to a large storage shed on the other side of the property.

"Come on, there's an old sofa in there." Link needed no further encouragement and picked her up and dashed to the shed. Upon opening and closing the door, they immediately fell upon the old sofa, Malon on top. She giggled a little bit.

With Malon stradling his waist, Link was warm all over. Little arrows of desire all ran to the same spot and every place Malon touched him with her lips or hands felt as if it were on fire.

"You are so beatiful, you know that?" He murmered against her lips. "And friggin' amazing, too." She lifted her head from his and looked into his eyes, smiled a bit.

"I could say the same about you." He smiled pulled her close to him once again and let his hands drift to the bottom of her blouse, where it was tucked into her shirt. Slowly, he pulled it out, then let one hand escape beneath it's folds to caress her smooth back and the other resumed work on the front of her shirt.

Malon's hands weren't still either. They were busy with the buckle on Link's belt and before either one of them realised it, they were both naked and Malon was beneath Link, her red hair splayed out over the arm of the sofa, eyes closed as Link kissed along her neck.

"Oh my god, you're amazing, you know that?" Malon gasped. Link lifted his head and kissed her full on the lips.

"I do now." His hand drifted between her legs to the warm, moist fold between them and he inserted a finger gently. He could feel her walls around the digit and imagined them elsewhere. The redhead gasped and layed her hands on Link's back as he began thrusting it in and out. Link withdrew his finger and took her legs and placed them on his shoulders.

Slowly, tantalizingly, he kissed from her knee to the inside of her thigh, and repeated the process with the other leg. When he got to the center he breathed hot air onto her and watched her reaction. Just as slowly as he'd kissed down her legs, he leaned down and kissed the warm, pink area. Malon gasped and arched her back oh so slightly. Link smiled and drew his tongue out and licked from just below her slit all the way up to her clit, then gently sucked her there.

"Link!" It was a gasped word, filled with lust and need. Link pushed a finger into her slit and focused his tongue on the little nub above it, pushing his finger in and out. He added another finger and curled them up just slightly. The result was a gasp and a low moan. He did it again and felt his own aching need with his other hand.

He was so turned on, it was almost painful. He withdrew his lips and fingers and kissed up her stomache, briefly delving his tongue into her navel, and up to her lips. His kissed them and looked into her eyes.

"Is it okay?" Malon smiled.

"It's more than okay, Link." He smiled and kissed her again before aligning himself infront of her and pressing himself in. She was hot, tight and wet. The sensation made him dizzy and he gave a low, gutteral moan. Malon leaned her head back and gasped as he pulled himself out and thrust himself in. His mouth licked and kissed her neck and her nails scratched lightly across his back.

Soon, the speed was picked up and they were both moving in tandem. Loud gasps and moans were emitting from pealed lips as their bodies moved frantically. Sweat beads dotted their skin and just as soon as it had begun, it ended in a blaze of pleasure and, quickly after, exhaustion.

"That," Malon gasped, "Was amazing."

"More than amazing." Link gasped, his head lay on her breast as they both breathed deeply. Sweat made hair cling to their sticky bodies. Looking into her eyes, Link smiled. How could a being so amazing exist? Link got up and moved toward his clothes strewn about the room.

"We'd better get dressed before someone suspects something." Malon sat up and moved toward her clothes as well.

"You're right. Besides, I have to cook breakfast." Link smiled.

"How about afterwards you show me how to properly ride a horse?" Malon looked at him and smirked.

"Oh, I can show you, but first we have to see Ogni off. He's going to the town market today to sell someone down there a couple of cuccoos and to buy some horse feed and the like. He'll be back the day after tomorrow." Link nodded and they stepped out of the storage room together into the cool air.

TBC

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