I owe huge amounts of inspiration to shoeboxproject on Livejournal.
Also, this is a multi-chapter story. It doesn't end here.)Chapter 1: History of Magic
From Ronald Weasley to Harry Potter; passed under their desk during History of Magic
If I hear one more thing about Goblin Wars, I'm going to shrivel up and die.
From Harry Potter to Ronald Weasley; written on the side of his "notes"
Here, here.
From Ronald Weasley to Harry Potter; on a blank piece of parchment
How does Hermione do it? Look at her, scribbling away. She's abnormal, that one.
From Hermione Granger to Ronald Weasley; levitated discreetly to his desk
PAY ATTENTION! I am not giving you my notes this time, if you insist on passing them.
From Ronald Weasley to Hermione Granger; levitated less discreetly to her desk, and then floating off into the classroom
Hmph.
From Harry Potter to Ronald Weasley; on the same blank piece of parchment
Do you think we should take notes? If she really won't give us hers, we're screwed.
From Ronald Weasley to Harry Potter; on same parchment, including a crude drawing of Hermione with warts
She'll give them to us. It's Hermione, come on. Take a look at Seamus – I don't think he'll be able to read his notes with the drool on them.
From Harry Potter to Ronald Weasley; on same parchment, including Ron's new drawing of Hermione with warts and an afro
Do you think you could stop levitating your note? It's hitting Neville in the face.
From Neville Longbottom to Ronald Weasley; thrown so it hits Hermione instead of Ron, and then hastily grabbed from the middle of the aisle
MAKE IT STOP!
From Ronald Weasley to Neville Longbottom; thrown more accurately to hit Neville
Sorry, mate. This is what you get for actually paying attention.
From Neville Longbottom to Ronald Weasley; thrown so it hits more closely to Ron, but involves a lot of bending and grunting to receive
Am not. I'm thinking about something else.
From Ronald Weasley to Harry Potter; on same parchment, accompanied by a crude drawing of Neville with warts
Big news! Neville's thinking about something! Shocking, I know.
From Harry Potter to Ronald Weasley; on new parchment, accompanied by a new drawing of Neville with warts and an afro
Thinking about what? I'll find out.
From Harry Potter to Neville Longbottom; thrown to him, with surprisingly good aim, on parchment without any of Ron's drawings
What are you thinking about? Surely not goblin wars or anything like that.
From Neville Longbottom to Harry Potter; levitated so that it accidentally attacks Seamus, wakes him up, and then proceeds to Harry
Nothing important. Erm…. Plants.
From Seamus Finnigan to Neville Longbottom; thrown angrily to Neville, missing, and hitting Parvati full in the face
ARGH. HATE YOU.
From Neville Longbottom to Seamus Finnigan; thrown lightly to land on the floor five feet away from where it started
Sorry! Would you like my notes? Yours seem to be wet.
From Seamus Finnigan to Neville Longbottom; thrown less angrily, but still badly, to hit Lavender in the back of the head
YES. And they aren't wet, they are damp. From… sweat. I'm hot. And… sweaty.
From Ronald Weasley to Seamus Finnigan; sent after reading Neville's notes, and accompanied by a snort
DROOL!
From Hermione Granger to Ronald Weasley; stuffed in the back of his robes
Stop it. Now.
From Ronald Weasley to Hermione Granger; at first, attempted to be stuffed down her robes, but after her scandalized look, placed on her desk
Sorry, Hermione. Too late.
From Harry Potter to Neville Longbottom; thrown with difficulty, as Hermione was trying to restrain him
Not plants. Something else. People don't look like that when thinking about plants.
From Neville Longbottom to Harry Potter; on a new piece of parchment with a picture of his Mimbulus Mimbletonia
I really like plants.
From Ronald Weasley to Harry Potter; on Neville's last parchment, after adding warts and an afro to his Mimbulus Mimbletonia
It's a girl. That's what he's thinking about. We will find out. WE WILL!
From Harry Potter to Ronald Weasley; accompanied by drawing of Neville
If you add any warts or afros to this one, I will lose the will to live. And yes, we will find out, but I will not take part in this.
From Ronald Weasley to Harry Potter; stuffed in his mouth
FINE!
From Ronald Weasley to Hermione Granger; in the form of a paper airplane which hit her on the nose
Please ignore what happens next, Hermione. It's for your own good.
From Ronald Weasley to Neville Longbottom; in the form of a better paper airplane, which glides nicely onto Neville's desk
If you don't tell us who you are thinking about right now, we shall do something that let me just say, your favorite part of the body will never be the same.
From Neville Longbottom to Harry Potter; accompanied by a whimper
No, no. Make it stop. I am not thinking about anyone. I LIKE PLANTS!
From Harry Potter to Neville Longbottom; accompanied by a drawing of just what would happen to his favorite part if Neville didn't give up his information
He won't give up. Just give in.
From Ronald Weasley to Harry Potter; written full across his History of Magic notes
What did he say!
From Harry Potter to Ronald Weasley; full across his own History of Magic notes
Evidently, he really likes plants.
From Hermione Granger to Ronald Weasley; on one of the abandoned pieces of parchment now littered around Harry & Ron's desk
He really does like plants. And Ron, if you perform that jinx on Neville, you know what it will do. And Neville really wants children one day.
From Ronald Weasley to Hermione Granger; chucked at her so it hits her ink bottle, sending the contents flying
ENOUGH ABOUT PLANTS!
From Hermione Granger to Harry Potter; chucked so it hits Ron hard in the back of the head, and then continues on to land in Harry's lap
He's gone crazy. He better buy me a new ink bottle. And all this note passing has distracted me, and now I've missed really important information. I should stop you both right now, it's distracting. Neville likes plants, for heaven's sake!
From Harry Potter to Ron Weasley; passed due to the fact that Ron was now pelting his shredded notes at Neville's head
CALM DOWN!
From Neville Longbottom to Ronald Weasley; written on one of the larger pieces thrown at his head
Professor Binns will notice! And I'm not thinking about anyone important anyways!
From Ronald Weasley to Neville Longbottom; after a loud "Aha!" which caused half the class to turn around, and then stare in awe at the pile of notes around Neville and Ron's desks
Aha! But it is someone!
From Neville Longbottom to Ronald Weasley; passed from Parvati to Lavender to Seamus to Harry to Ron, as now everyone in the class was watching this
Yes.
From Hermione Granger to Ronald Weasley; thrown back to him as she walks out the door
Class is over.
"This is not over, Neville!" Ron shouted, as Neville pelted out the door.