What if during one long night, Jeddy and Zoi make a bet with the others and send their prince up on the moon, with only half of his clothes on? What if is he ends up in the Moon Palace's garden and is luckily found by five crazy princesses? And, most importantly, what if his generals follow his lead and go on the Moon to retrieve him? Add some very angry characters we all know and love and you get complete madness and one hell of a romance story. This is my version of how the senshi and the shitennou met and fell in love with each other, during the Silver Millenium. Hope you like it!


"Are you two sure about this?" Jadeite glanced over at the other blonde general and the dark-haired one. They glared back at him and he simply rose up his shoulders. "Just checking…"

"There's no point in assuming facts before actuallygetting up there." Kunzite appeared on the balcony, along with his other three friends and pointed at the moon in the night sky, without even looking at it.

"Yeah… we should just barge in, grab Endy and get it over with!" Nephrite said grumpily, crossing his arm over his chest and sighing very unpleased with how things worked for him. Jadeite glared at him, Zoicite looked away, trying to make himself invisible, while Kunzite just exhaled loudly.

"Look, if we fight now, instead of putting up a plan that might actually work and get all of us through, we could manage to get Endymion back before his parents and the others would even notice it." Kunzite said, once again making sense and proving to the others why he was the shitennou leader.

"Well, now! We wouldn't even have to do this… if it weren't for some people around here who just had to make a bet the other night and start enchanting ancient spells all around the palace, now would we?" Nephrite spoke, starting to get very annoyed with the fact that he had to go up on the moon with the others in order to retrieve their prince. He had soooo many other things to do and most were much safer than flying to some unknown place and saving prince Endymion… but, in the end, he remained their friend and lord… so they pretty much had no choice…

"Well, it's not like we were all alone or something…" Jadeite spoke sardonically.

"Yeah… and besides, Neph I thought you loved astronomy, the space and stuff like that…" Zoicite completed.

"I like stars… I'm sorry, Your Smartness, does it occur to you that the moon is nota star?" the auburn-haired man was starting to get really angry.

"No… considering the moon is actually the only natural satellite that the Earth has…" the wavy-haired man spoke, stepping backwards.

"Is that so?" Nephrite mocked him and started walking towards the two blondes with a wild sparkle in his eyes. Still, thanks to Kunzite's strong arm, the two managed to survive.

"Let's just all calm down and form the plan I was talking about earlier. Ponting fingers now won't do any good. It would just delay us and I'm pretty sure that all of us had other plans for the next days, including the prince himself. Am I correct?" the silver-haired leader rose and an eyebrow and glanced at all of them. Nephrite decided to try and calm down for the moment, remaining quiet, while the two blondes nodded their heads like mad. Letting out another deep sight, Kunzite spoke one last time. "Alright, let's see what we can do…"


"Do you think he's alive?" a curious voice wondered out loud.

"How should I know?" an angry one answered.

"I have an idea! Poke him… and if he answers, then he's alive!" a much bright one said.

"Yeah… and let me do that!" a sadic one pleaded and a loud "No" was heared. "Why not? Maybe this way the strangers will learn that is illegal to enter the palace's gardens without approval and half-naked!" the same voice spoke further.

"Makoto, we all know what you're capable of! You really don't have to prove yourself all over again…" the first voice apoke again, this time louder and more determined.

"Yeah, but…"

"I see him breathing! He's alive!" a fifth voice was heared, this one appearing even a bit shy. A gasp filled the atmosphere.

"Damn!" the voice called Mako pouted.

"I think he might be wounded." The shy voice stopped the others, sounding suddenly very close to him.

"So?"

"Rei, you're being heartless!"

"No! Just careful! Maybe Mako-chan's right!" the same angry voice said again.

"Finally!"

"No! No hurting! This is my territory and I get to decide!" the same curious voice spoke, this time more determined and stronger.

"Fine!" a choire formed of two voices onlyagreed.

"So… what are we going to do anyway?"

"I don't know… Maybe we should get him inside… in one of our rooms."

"Hmm, like the guardians will ever let us through, carrying a half-naked stranger who just popped out of nowhere straight into our garden!"

"Mina!"

"Sere, you know I'm right… unless…" the cheerful voice became thoughtful.

"Oho, the Goddess of Love is thinking… this is bad." A muffled voice mumbled.

"Hey, watch it! I'm still your leader and I can still beat all of you… even Makoto!" the cheerful voice turned angrily to the others.

"Alright, alright! Enough already! So, what do you think we should do, Mina?"

"Hmm, I'll need your help to pull this off. Sere come with me!" the voice ended fastly and steps were heared running away from the place in thenext moment.

"Are you two sure I can't wake him up?" Mako asked again, a bit bored, with a glint of hope in her voice.

"You heared Sere…" the angry voice, said a bit disappointed.

"Guys!" the shy one called to the others as soon as she heared the groan coming from the half-naked stranger and saw him moving his head a bit.


You'll probably ask why I haven't written also the part where Endy actually becomes the bet's target and ends up on the moon. Well, that's because I didn't feel like it and I thought it would be more fun to just see the consequences. I want reviews!