Hellooooo, people! Here I am, once again, updating this fanfic. Thanks for your reviews and enjoy your reading.

I don't own Sailor Moon... but, hell, a girl can dream, can't she?

"What is it, Ami?"

"I think he's waking up…"

"Wha…?"

A groan stopped whatever Rei would have wanted to say. The three remaining girls stared down at the half-naked young man, one blushing like mad, the other adopting an angry look on her face and the third cracking her knuckles. The young man opened his eyes and passed a hand through his hair, groaning once again. His back hurt from sleeping for so long on something cold and rough. He slowly opened his dark blue eyes, getting used to the light surrounding him. He stood on one arm and planned to get up…. However,the totally unknown landscape and three at least unusual and strange girls stopped him from doing so.

In complete silence, with a very flushed look on his face, his eyes travelled on each one of them, trying to understand if he was supposed to know them or if they were supposed to be there and then.

He noticed that the one standing closest to him had a worried look imprinted on her chil-like features. Her big blue eyes revealed her innocence and her pale skin a certain sensibility. Unlike her, the othert two girls standing several steps away, seemed much stronger and even older. One of them had impossibly long and black hair, her bangs partly hiding a pair of burning amethyst eyes and her entire appearance seeming rather exotic. The other one was much taller, with even a boyish constitution, but clear features which revealed her feminity. She had brown hair held in a high ponytail and sparkling green eyes, which stared at him with a bored or disappointed look.

"Um… who are you?" Endymion asked dumbly, not realising yet that he didn't have any kind of shirt on. Instantly the blue-haired girl looked away, blushing madly, the raven-haired beauty glared at him, while the amazonian girl chuckled out loud.

"I believe the right question here would be, who are you!" the angry brunette pointed a finger at him.

"Milady, forgive me, but I believe you are making one huge mistake." He stated, staring right into her eyes and getting up. "What are you three ladies doing in my gardens?" he asked while he looked around and noticed all the red roses which surrounded them… identycal to those in his royal gardens. In response, the brunette threw daggers at him, while the tallest girl stared at him as if he had grown a second head and then burst out laughing, not giggling anymore. "I'm sorry, have I said something unappropriate?"

"Well, you could say that!" the amazon said between two breaths of air. "For start, you might want check out your whereabouts… and to excuse yourself for not presenting yourself to us in a more… common way." She explained and giggled some more, this time accompanied by the blue-haired girl. Staring down at himself, the man turned bright red and attempted to search for his shirt. The search soon enough proved itself prizeless and he gave up.

"Alright, you must excuse my lack of respect… but these are still my gardens… and I still demand to know what you three are doing here!"

"I beg your pardon?" the black-haired girl burst out loud, forcing the tall one to extend a strong arm in front of her and stop her from doing anything deadly. "Your gardens!"

"They were mine and my family's the last time I checked!"

"You have nerve, sir!" she bit every word and he took few steps behind.

"Oi! We're back!" the cheerful voice filled the atmosphere and, from behind a large green bush, two blondes appeared. The young man stared dumbly at them, noticing that they held almost identycal features: long blonde hair, clear blue eyes… not to mention two bodies to die for.

"Ahem, before starting to drool down here, you might want to get changed!" one of them sent him a dirty glare and pushed some sort of uniform at him. Receiving the clothes, he studied them closely and then looked at them once again, with a very confused look on his handsome face.

"Where am I? Isn't this the Golden Kingdom of Earth?" he asked, staring at each and every one of them. Suddenly, the girl stared back at him, with their jaws dropped.

"Earth!" they asked in unison.

"What? I have to pass as a cook!" Nephrite's voice filled the entire council room, forcing three pairs of eyes to stare back at him.

"Could you repeat that please? I doubt the queen has heard you yet!" Zoicite said sardonically, rolling his eyes.

"Guys, could we just calm down and get on with it?" Jadeite sighed and supported his head with his hands, elbows propped on the table.

"For once I agree with him. In order to get Endymion back and fast, we need to work together. And, yes, Nephrite, that means that we have to go along with the papers that I got us." Kunzite spoke as he tried almost desperately to keep himself calm down. The last thing he needed rightnow was to blow up like others.

"Yeah… but a cook!"

"Look, I'm supposed to be a monk! I highly doubt that cooking is worse than abstinence!" Jadeite complained, almost with tears in his eyes.

"Priest, Jade, priest! Zoicite nearly shouted.

"What's the difference!" the short-haired blonde. Noticing the sudden silence, he turned around and saw all of them sweat dropping.

"Anyway, how are we going to be able to track him down?" the wavy-haired blonde asked, putting his librarian papers into his hidden pocket.

"Well, I made it look like we've ended up each from a different planet and it shouldn't be a problem… I believe!" Kunzite emphasized the last word, glaring a Nephrite, who resumed himself to just gazing darkly and not mumbling anymore. He just shrugged and the silver-haired man let out a relief sigh. "Alright, we will repeat the process that some of us have already got acquainted with the last time and hope that we'll end up in the same place as him. Now, until we actually leave, I'll need all of you to get familiar with your "home worlds". Now, Zoi, you got Mercury, Jed, Mars, Neph, Jupiter and I got Venus."

"Ooo, the planet of loooove!" Jadeite sent him the most meaningful gaze possible. In response, the blonde ended up running like hell from the room, trying to dodge Kunzite's boomerangs, some with grace and some with pain.

"Serves him right!" Zoicite mumbled, watching a fuming shitennou and another one laughing his ass off.

"Watch it! You're next!" the leader turned half to him and glared. The wavy-haired settled himself with simply rising his hands in surrender and shutting up.

"By the way! Kunz, what will you be?" Nephrite asked, after stopping laughing.

"A martial arts trainer." He spoke calmly and noticed three pairs of eyes glaring deadly at him.

"What!"

"As in the planet Earth?" one of the blondes stared at him, not believing her ears.

"Um… yeah!" he said, a bit embarrassed by the girls' reaction.

"Wow!" she could only state and then seemed to have fallen into her own thoughts.

"You're actually a citizen from the Golden Kingdom?" the blue-haired one asked with wide eyes.

"Um, yeah… But, actually…"

"How are men sown there?" the amazonian burst out suddenly, cutting him off and surprising the others with her daring question.

"Makoto!" three of them complained.

"Actually, she is right… the answer could prove itself quite an interesting and useful piece of information." Mina explained and looked at her friends. Everyone was sweat dropping. Not minding them, she gazed over at the young man. "Well?" In response he just pointed at his now full-dressed self. She just shrugged and looked at the other, leaving a pretty sad man back. "Happy?" she asked Makoto, who simply rose and lowered her shoulders, expecting something more than just… the former half-naked man. She had to admit that he could easily be classified as "hot"… but she personally liked taller guys, due to her own height.

"So, where am I anyway?" the man asked the five girls, trying very hard not to count the amazonian's reaction.

"You really have no idea, do you?"

"Not really."

"This is the Silver Alliance's capital. You're in the Moon Kingdom." The other blonde dropped the bomb.

"What!" he burst and seemed to start freaking out.

"Whoa, take it easy there!" the tallest girl shook him a bit, getting him back to reality.

"The spells actually worked?" he asked himself, not minding them anymore and staring into the void.

"What spells?" the strange blue-haired girl asked, finally making herself noticed.

"Last night I made a bet and together with some of my friends ended up reading some twisted spells from one of the old books in the library. Next thing I knew, I woke up here." He said and ended up staring into one of the blonde's eyes. He examined her carefully, studying her odd hair-style: she had impossibly long hair, clung into two ponytails, coming out from some kind of golden bundles made from the same "material", sat on top of her head, on each side of it. "Odango Atama..."

"What?" she asked puzzled, noticing his burning gaze upon her.

"Your hair… it looks like one of our traditional meals. They look like the odangos made of wild rice. They're some kind of meatballs… only made of rice and with a special sauce on them.

"Let me see if I got this right… You consider my hair-style similar to some kind of food?" she asked with her eyes almost ready to pop out of her head.

"Um… maybe…" he tried to defend himself and stepped back.

"Hmm, my mother was right! You earthlings are the most barbaric nation I have ever seen. Hm, odango atama!" she said angrily and turned around, almost running away from them.

"Sere!" the black-haired girl shouted after her, sighed when she didn't get a response and then glared at the young man. "Why you, how could you possibly tease her hair? Do you have any idea how a woman feels, any woman, when she is being teased about her hair? Idiot! You will come and apologize… Now!"

"Rei, take is easy!"

"I would, but somehow, I lost that control some time ago!" she said, trying to calm down, but clearly with no luck.

"By the way, what's your name?" the remaining blonde turned to him.

"My what?"

"Your name! You know, so that we could call you something, not necessarily "half-naked" guy!" the brown-haired teased him.

"Right! Sorry!" he laughed dumbly. "I'm… Darien!" he said, after a short hesitation that none of the girls lost, but seemed to currently ignore.

"Ok, Darien!" the blonde winked at him. "These are the mighty Makoto of Jupiter, the angry Rei from Mars, the brilliant Ami of Mercury and, yours truly, Mina from Venus!" she cheerfully pointed to each girl and then to herself. Darien seemed somewhat surprised by her reaction, but he was glad that at least one of them w as taking a liking into him. He smiled politely and bowed to each of them.

"And odango atama would be…?"

"Serenity… and she's actually a lunarian. But you really shouldn't call her that anymore… it won't be good for your health… especially if you want us to help you get home." Mina smiled sweetly, this time not doing some other unexpected gesture. Then, suddenly, a noise was heard coming back from where Serenity had ran to few minutes before. She appeared from behind a rose bush, with her cheeks red from the effort and breathing hardly.

"Sere… you ok?"

"Yeah… for now!" she answered to Ami.

"What happened?"

"We need to hide him… Now!" she shouted, when she saw that no one was doing something. "I was going to my room when I saw Haruka coming… apparently she rescheduled her visit… and she's here now! If she finds us here, with him, she'll have a fit and I'll be grounded until the day I die!" she complained and already moved towards the man, pushing him back into the garden, followed by the rest of the group too.

Ok, done with this chappie too. Now, if you want longer chapters you only have to ask for it, by clicking the submit button below and share your thoughts considering what I've written so far. Oh, sorry if I didn't describe the odangos well enough, but that's what I remembered from the series. Also thanks to:

illenutza

Elara

Dyra

serena221

This is about it, I hope you liked the new chapter as well and see'ya'll next time (probably tomorrow or Saturday I'll update….no promises though….)