Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo. But, of course, after "Wii", who would want to?

"Die, Yoda, die!"

Yoda chuckled. "Beat me at this game you will not, Obi-Wan, for mastered it, I have."

Obi-Wan sighed and dropped his Xbox controller. "What's the point? All we ever do is play Jedi Academy. I wish someone else was here, like Adi, or Mundi, or Mace…Heck, I'd be happy if Jar Jar showed up. Tells you how messed up I am right now."

"Agreed."

At that moment, Mace entered the Council chamber. Obi-Wan nodded at him. "Hey, Mace. Did you come to get your stuff for the trip?"

Mace stayed in the same spot. Obi-Wan furrowed his brow. "Mace? You all right, buddy?"

"Too…much…caffeine…" Mace collapsed on the ground. "I drank so many lattes that I got caffeine hangover…oh my spine."

"Your spine? How did you hurt your spine?"

"Um…maybe this conversation is better left for another time. And by the way, if some alien guy comes along wondering where his speeder is, I'm not here."

"Yes you are, you're lying on the ground and moaning in pain."

Yoda shook his head. "In trouble, you are, Mace."

"Thanks, Yoda. I didn't realize that."

"Use sarcasm, you should not."

"What's sarcasm?"

Just then Adi ran into the room. Yoda smiled. "An intelligent person to talk to, I finally have."

"Sorry, Master Yoda, but we're short on time." Adi pointed out the still-broken window. "I've learned that Chancellor Palpatine is sending Anakin and two other minions to Tatooine to get something. Apparently this item could complete Anakin's turn to the Dark Side. We must go quickly and stop them!"

"Okay." Obi-Wan turned to Mace. "Mace, how are you getting to Tatooine?"

"I don't really know. I was still lamenting my caffeine hangover."

Obi-Wan realized that Mace was still on the ground. "Oh. Right. Never mind, then."

Yoda shrugged. "Matter, this does not. A transport, I have. But a long time, the trip will take."

Obi-Wan nodded. "Yeah. I guess I better get something to do on the trip." He whipped out a Nintendo DS. "This oughta do it!"

Mace leaped behind Adi. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! What is that!"

"This?"

"It looks like a...a mutant Game Boy Advanced."

"No, man, this is a Nintendo DS. See, it has two screens instead of one. Like they say, 'Two screens are better than one.' Smart thing by Nintendo. But just as I thought they had regained their sanity…" His voice dropped to a scared whisper. "Wii."

Mace covered his eyes. "No more! No more!"

Adi rolled her eyes. "Why did I even bother coming back?"

She and Yoda left to prepare the transport for launch. Mace eyed the DS. "Will that thing bite me?"

"No, it can't hurt you." Obi-Wan sighed. "Listen, Mace, I don't think you've fully recovered from when Count Dooku called your duels boring."

"MY DUELS AREN'T BORING!"

"Well, actually, you only do one, and it stinks."

"This from the guy who fights General Grievous for, what, ten seconds?"

"Okay, so that duel stunk too. But that doesn't excuse your behavior."

"Fine." Mace lowered his head. "I'll try to be better."

"Good boy." He patted Mace on the head. "You get another latte."

"Yay! Latte!"

Will the four Jedi ever get to Tatooine? Will Mace suck it up and start acting like the way-too-macho-cool guy in the movies? And what did this chapter have to do with anything? All answers that will probably not be in the next chapter, but still, stay tuned for more Jedi Nites

P.S. I HATE COFFEE

P.P.S. I actually have people reviewing! Awesome! Maybe I'll start the whole answering the reviewers at the beginning of the story! Boy, that would be cool.