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Disclaimer: I don't own whoever makes teddy bears, but why would I want to?

Obi-Wan collapsed on the hotel bed. "Ah, home sweet home. This is the life."

Adi came into the room after him. "Obi-Wan, get off of there, you're dirty. We're going to have to sleep on that, you know."

"Right. Sorry."

She stared at him. "You're still not moving."

"I think my muscles froze."

"Would the sound of your spine being broken make them move again?"

He leapt off the bed. "Hey, what do you know? They're working now."

"Yeah, I thought so." She glanced around the room. A TV, two twin-size beds, a couch and a large cabinet filled the room. She sat down on the one of the beds. "When do you think Mace and Yoda will be here with all our stuff?"

"I don't know. Soon, hopefully." Obi-Wan stared out the window. "Hey, they have a pool! Awesome!"

"Wait, how can they have a pool on a desert planet?"

"Oh, you think the pool has water in it."

"The pool doesn't have water in it? Than what's in it?"

"Um…you don't wanna know."

Just then a knock sounded at the door. It swung open, revealing Yoda and Mace beset with tons of luggage. Well, actually, Yoda was just using the Force to levitate the luggage into the room and Mace only had his teddy bear, but you get the picture.

Yoda set the luggage down next to the TV. "Ah, a burden, that was."

"What are you talking about?" Obi-Wan turned to the Jedi Master. "You just carried it up here using the Force."

Mace plopped on the bed. "And I'm exhausted from all that hard work."

"Oh, come on, you only had that stupid teddy bear."

Mace jumped to his feet. "Don't insult the teddy."

"Oh, I'm so scared. What are you going to do, beat me with it?"

"Actually, I was just going to insult you, but now that you mention it…"

Adi watched as Mace whacked Obi-Wan with the teddy bear. "So, Yoda, what should we do now?"

"Patience, I suggest. Come to us, the enemy will." He chuckled. "Besides, fun to watch Mace kick Obi-Wan's butt, it is."

"Got that right. I could watch this all day. In fact, I think I will."

As the Jedi watch Obi-Wan being brutally beaten with a stuffed animal, we turn our attention to the other new guests at the hotel…

Wade the Battle Droid entered the room. "Well, this is where we're going to be staying until we find The Cheese Dog. Come on in, you guys."

Jango and Anakin struggled through the doorway, carrying the bags. Anakin stopped and looked around. "Wow, this place is pretty nice."

Jango kept going. "I wish I could see what you guys are talking about." He walked straight past the one twin-sized bed and rammed into the wall.

Wade grimaced. "Ow. That had to hurt." He surveyed the space. "Let's see, we have a TV, a small fridge, a couch, and…" He stopped. "Oh no. We only have one bed and the couch, and that means, with the three of us…" He wheeled around to face Anakin. "Anakin, you have to take the couch."

"I can't do that."

"Why not?"

"Because, that couch is all rough, and I chafe real easy. I can't sleep there."

Wade gulped. "Perfect. Jango, we have a problem."

Jango stood. "Yeah, I'm fine, thanks for asking. What do you want, Wade?"

"Um…I think one of us is going to have to share the bed with Anakin."

Jango froze. "Oh no, please no. Why can't he sleep on the couch?"

"Because he doesn't want to sleep there, and we have to do what he wants or he won't work with us. So he can have what he wants."

"Yippee!" Anakin jumped for joy. "I get the bed!"

Wade and Jango stared at each other. "Couch!" they said in unison.

Wade shook his head. "That won't work. Let's, um, play rock-paper-scissors for it."

"Why can't you do it? You're a droid. You have nothing to worry about."

"What are you talking about? I've got to be good for the ladies."

"Wait. The droids have ladies?"

"Yeah. Droidekas. You know, Destroyer Droids."

"Those are girls?"

Wade nodded.

"Wow. That's surprising. Did you know one?"

"Know one? I'm not so limited, my dear friend. In fact, I was quite the ladies' man in my day."

"Really? What do you mean?"

"Well, let's just say I'm the reason they put shields on the droidekas."

"I really didn't need to know that."

"Hey, you asked." Wade sighed. "Fine, I'll take the bed. But you owe me one."

"Good. I hate to lose." Jango walked into the wall again.

Wade bowed his head. "This is going to be very long trip."

So, will the villains find The Cheese Dog? Will the heroes find the villains? And what will happen to Wade the Battle Droid? Not like you care. Anyway, tune in next time to find out.

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