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Disclaimer: I do not own Nutri-Grain bars. In fact, I don't own pretty much anything. Not even my dignity. Yep, I sold that on eBay for ten bucks. Wow, that would make a great country song!

Obi-Wan groaned. "I feel woozy."

"Expected, that is, Obi-Wan." Yoda patted the Jedi's forehead with a cool cloth. "Make one very woozy, drinking a hundred lattes will."

"Ow, my head…Do you think I should have stopped at the ninety-ninth one?"

Yoda sighed. "Jedi these days…Sicken me, they do."

Adi and Mace burst into the room. Mace surveyed the hotel room, now filled with empty Starbucks cups and half-eaten Nutri-Grain bars. "What in the heck happened here?"

Obi-Wan struggled to a sitting position on the couch. "Well, I came back from Palpatine's office really depressed, so I sat and watched lots of soap operas, and there's an all-you-can-drink Starbucks in this hotel…"

"Yeah, I get it." Mace furrowed his brow. "But what's with the Nutri-Grain bars?"

"I have no idea, actually."

Adi stared at Obi-Wan as the male Jedi tried to get to his feet. "Wait. You said you went to Palpatine's office? How did you get there?"

"Oh, it's all very simple." Obi-Wan leaned against the wall to support himself.

"Then how did you get there?"

"I have no clue."

"That's great. Did you see Shaak Ti?"

"Oh, yeah. We talked." He turned to Yoda. "She's in love with you, by the way."

Yoda danced for joy. "Yes! Happy, I am!"

"Duh, you're dancing for joy."

"Well, dialogue, I needed. Now marry her I will, and make Yaddle jealous, I will!"

"Yoda, don't you think she's a little young for you?"

"Nonsense! Little difference, nine hundred years make."

Mace motioned towards the doorway. "If you're done with your pointless chat, I suggest we go and look for Anakin. He ran away after I defeated Jango and his battle droid sidekick. Alone."

"Hey, don't look at me." Adi rolled her eyes. "I wasn't the one who ran out all macho-like and just had to defeat the bad guys."

"Right, but, regardless, I believe that I—"

Wade the Battle Droid walked into the room. Everybody stared at him. He looked back at them. "What? Do I have something stuck in my gears again?"

Obi-Wan turned to face Mace. "Who the heck is he?"

"Yeah, who the heck is he, Mace?"

"Is he, who the heck, Mace?"

"What?"

"Sorry. Speak backwards backwardly, I did."

Wade shook his head. "As usual. No one appreciates me. I am, drum roll please...Wade the Battle Droid!"

They all continued staring at him. "Who?"

"You know, Wade the Battle Droid? I was in The Phantom Menace, remember? I just had one line, 'Roger, roger,' but I knew that the part would be the starting point to a grand career! I didn't sign on for the two sequels, though. I didn't want to be typecast."

"How can you typecast a droid?"

Yoda furrowed his brow. "If in the sequels you were not, than how come a squeaky voice, you have?"

"Freak helium accident. It happened when all us battle droids were at a special social event. Our guest speaker was R2-D2! Man, does that droid know how to talk or what?"

Mace lit his lightsaber. "We will not be hostages to be bartered with, droid guy!"

"That's Mr. Droid Guy to you, bub!"

"Will you two just SHUT UP!" They stopped talking. Adi took a deep breath, and then exhaled. "Okay, why are you here, Wade?"

"Because I needed some more screen time. The author really thinks I'm cool."

"Well I don't." Mace chopped him down.

Adi glared at him. "You idiot, he could have helped us."

"No, he was going to destroy us."

"He's a battle droid, for Pete's sake, you can cut through them like butter! There's no way he could put up a fight!"

"He's no ordinary battle droid. He's Wayne the Battle Droid!"

"His name's Wade."

"Oh, come on, I think I would remember his name, seeing as how I'm the one who killed him."

Obi-Wan left the room. "Okay, while you guys are arguing, I'm going to get some more lattes from Starbucks. Bye."

Yoda waddled to the door. "Yes, and leave to see if have a soap opera channel this place does, I do. Farewell."

Mace and Adi found themselves left in the room with nothing but trash and Wade's remains. Adi closed her eyes. "This stinks. Palpatine will have taken over all of Coruscant by the time we're done here."

"Oh yeah, that reminds me. I promised Shaak Ti I'd rescue her. Gotta go." Mace pulled a ski mask over his head. "I have a Chancellor's office to break into."

He leapt out the window. Adi ran over to the window just in time to hear the sound of a large crash and cracking bones. Mace glanced up. "I'm okay!"

Adi sighed. "And just when he was starting to get cool again…"

Can Adi round up the Jedi? Will they be able to find Anakin? And what Mace? Will he be able to break into Palpatine's office? All these answers are here, next time on Jedi Nites