Hi, everybody. Sorry it took so long to get this chapter updated, my dad had surgery last week and things have been kind of hectic...Anyways, here's the reviewer responses.

miss-AZ: You know, I thought Starbucks hot chocolate had a weird taste to it, almost like a coffee-flavor or something...but hey, that's probably just me.

sunset.rising: I like that you love the story, but do you have a profile at Not that I'm trying to be nosy or anything, but I've started reading stories written by my reviewers and I was wondering if you've anything...Anyway, thanks for the review.

AceGray: Sorry, you can't be a random passerby, only Jonnie gets that right. (Just who is Jonnie? I don't really know. Ask Jonnie, he'll know.) And I never said Mace was cooler than Tom Cruise. Mace is way cooler, maybe because he doesn't have to change girlfriends every movie.

G-Anakin13: Another review from the streadiest reviewer. Thanks for your continued support. Sorry if I don't write a lot in response to you, but, in all fairness, your reviews our pretty short.

The madness continues! Let us return to the lives of our favorite heroes: The Jedi Knights!

Obi-Wan blew out a sigh of relief. "Man. That was a long trip. I'm glad it's finally over."

"Yeah, but I think we would have saved some time if Yoda hadn't gotten himself arrested." She rolled her eyes. "I thought I warned you about bopping little kids on the head with your walking stick."

"But want Mr. Fluffy, the boy did." Yoda hugged his stuffed Ewok. "Let the boy have him, I could not! That his parents sued, my fault, it is not."

"You broke his spine."

"See your point, I do not."

Obi-Wan entered the Council chamber. "Aw, dang it. This thing is still as broken as it was before. What happened to all the council anyway?"

"Well, Shaak Ti got kidnapped, Ki-Adi-Mundi got killed by those Ewoks, Anakin turned evil, and the rest of us left. No one's been in here since we last left."

"Wrong."

They wheeled around to face—the wall.

"Other way, you idiots."

They turned back around. Darth Maul stood in the middle of the room. Obi-Wan gasped. "Darth Maul! But you died!"

"Well, duh, all the villains in this are guys who already died. You think that limits the author?"

Yoda drew his lightsaber. "Defeat us, you will not!"

"I wouldn't attack if I were you, Yoda." Maul held up Mr. Fluffy. "Or else your slightly disturbing stuffed Ewok my have to go the route of a slow and painful death!"

Obi-Wan furrowed his brow. "But Yoda had that thing like two seconds ago. How'd you get it?"

"Plot device, my old friend. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to kill you all."

He ignited his awesome double-bladed lightsaber. Obi-Wan and Adi lit their weapons. Yoda simply waved his hand and Maul slammed into the wall, dropping his lightsaber and Mr. Fluffy.

Obi-Wan ran up and chopped Darth Maul in half. The Sith sighed. "Yet again, I become half the man I was."

"Have a nice trip, old buddy." Obi-Wan shoved Maul out the still-broken window. "See you next fall!" He dusted his hands. "Well, that's that. So are we going to Palpatine's office to get the chancellor?"

"Yes." Adi put her lightsaber away. "And this time, he won't get away."

"What? When did he get away from us?"

"I was just adding to the drama, you idiot."

"Oh. Right."

Back at Palpatine's office…

Mace awoke to find himself still in Palpatine's office. The chancellor had chained him against the wall. Mace struggled against his binds.

Palpatine looked over at him. "You will never get out of there, Mace. I've won this battle. Now I'll win the war."

"What war?"

"Good question. But sadly, I don't have the time to answer it."

"So in other words, you don't know."

"You just have to state the obvious, don't you?" Palpatine turned back to the TV. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to watch Spanish soap operas."

Mace bowed his head. "Then it's over. I guess I just didn't have what it takes."

Shaak Ti nodded. "Yeah, that's what I thought."

Mace looked over at her. "Shaak Ti? You're still alive?"

"Yeah. I was waiting for someone to rescue me. But I guess I got my hopes up too much."

"Oh, come on! I tried my best. Don't I at least get an A for Effort?"

"No. You get nothing. Like me." She sighed. "Well, now I'll never get to tell Yoda that I love him. I'm going to die here, like all the others."

"What others?"

"I was trying to add to the drama, imbecile. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm trying to starve myself to death. I really need to concentrate."

Mace clenched his fist. "No. This isn't the end for us, Shaak Ti. I won't let this be the end!"

He reached out with his hand. A hot dog flew into his outstretched fingers. "Yes! I've been looking for this thing everywhere!"

He scarfed the wiener. "Oh, those taste so good. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah." He reached out with his hand again. This time, his lightsaber flew across the room and landed in his palm. "Oh yeah. Now it's party time."

He activated the weapon and cut himself free. After chopping off Shaak Ti's binds, he leapt towards Palpatine. The Sith Lord drew his own weapon. "You can't win, Mace!"

"I know! That's why I'm fighting you!"

"What?"

While Palpatine pondered Mace's words, the Jedi Knight slashed through the chancellor's TV. Palpatine gasped. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You fiend!"

"No, you are the fiend!" Mace drew himself into a fighting stance. "Time to die!"

The two engaged in a very, very boring duel. Basically, Mace just sidestepped all of Palpatine's moves. Finally the Jedi Master got bored and jumped to the window sill of the giant glass viewpoint. Palpatine followed.

Mace broke the window. The chancellor shook his finger at the Jedi. "Oh, you're going to have to pay for that, mister."

"Not after I annihilate you!"

The two fought for a few more minutes. Mace spun his lightsaber around and disarmed Palpatine. The Sith Lord fell back and crawled to the edge of the window.

Mace put his purple blade at Palpatine's neck. "You are under arrest, milord. The oppression of the Sith will never return. You have lost."

"No. No, it's you will lose!" Palpatine furrowed his brow. "Wow, this seems awfully familiar."

"Yeah, almost like we're copying it from something or other."

"Ah well. Back to the story." The chancellor shot lots of lightning at Mace. The Jedi Knight blocked it back at the Sith Lord. Palpatine's face became all ugly and deformed. "No! All my plastic surgery!"

Shaak Ti closed her eyes. "Man, this is gross."

"I'm too weak. Help me, Tom Cruise. Help me!" Palpatine's lightning subsided. "I'm too weak. Too weak…"

Mace gripped his lightsaber tighter. "Now I'm going to end this!"

"No."

He looked up. Anakin stood in the room, lightsaber in hand. Mace stared at the Jedi. "Anakin? How did you get here?"

"Plot device. You can't kill him. I need him!"

"He's too dangerous to let live, Anakin! I must kill him!"

"But he's the only one that knows the location of The Cheese Dog! If you destroy him, its location will be lost forever! I need him!"

"I must destroy the Sith!"

They waited for a while. Shaak Ti raised her eyebrows. "Well? Are you going to kill him or not?"

"Quiet. I have to give Anakin all the time in the world so he can chop my hand off." Mace took a deep breath and popped his knuckles. "Okay, I'm good." He raised his weapon above his head. "I'm going to kill him now! I'm going to end this!"

Anakin lit his lightsaber. "NO!"

Oh no! What will happen? Will Mace destroy Palpatine? Will Anakin kill Mace? And what about the other Jedi? Can they reach the office in time? Find out next time in the final climatic chapter to Jedi Nites