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" It shows Troy and Sheila dazeing off in thier booth before looking to the camera."
Troy: Oh...welcome back to...D TV!.
Sheila: Indeed and welcome to the final match of episode one.
Troy: Yes tonight we saw Raven lose to a cat, and Kim go axe physcopath on bonnie...But nothing will compare to our main event tonight...IN A EGYPT DEATHMATCH OF HELL!.
" Sheila blinks slowly."
Sheila: Did you have to yell that?
Troy: Yes sheila I did it added more pazazz to the match.
Sheila: Uh...huh lets' go to the ring shall we.
" It shows' the ring filled with sand with mini pyramid's scattered through it with one yugioh character in each cornner waiting as peppy enters' the ring looking dizzy as each character goes to the middle of the ring to listen."
Peppy: Ok listen I need to get to a vet and get this wound checked out now if you four are going to pussy willow around my ring and take forever to fight I will...repeat...I will kill your sorry ass on the dot now I want a quick...clean and old school fight so if I may say so...LET'S GET IT ON!
" The bell ring's as the camera goes to the booth."
Sheila: Why did you have sand put in the ring troy?
Troy: Well that sand is really from eygpt and it is not only a good touch to this theme match but if no one is killed every five minute's it will summon a duel monster from the shadow realm and it will kill one person on the dot.
Sheila: And you belive that will really happen?
Troy: I don not know I just read it in the booklet but lets' hope it does happen.
" Back in the ring it shows yugi, kaiba and marik huddled up as joey looks' confused in his cornner."
Troy: What could those three be up to?
Sheila: Looks' like they're making a plan to me.
" It shows kaiba walk over to joey."
Kaiba: Sorry joey but we have decided that your dueling skill's are just to low your out of here.
" Joey backs up into the turnbuckle as kaiba, yugi and marik surround him and begin punching him from all sides as he fall's to the ground where they start kicking him hard on the ground."
Troy's voice : The horror!...they are beating joey to death with a three on one massacure...I just can't watch!
" Next marik picks up joey bleeding all over and throws him up into the air where he lands on the turnbuckle impaleing him through the chest as his body goes limp after a few twicthes."
Sheila's voice : Joey is no longer a second rate duelist but a second rate deadman hahaha.
" It shows kaiba looking at yugi with hate in his eyes."
Kaiba: That's it you think you can duel huh?...you think your the best huh?...YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME ON HUH?
Troy's voice : Big talk from kaiba but can he follow up on it?
Yugi: Kaiba we do not have to do this we can be friends.
" Yugi holds out his hand to kaiba who just blinks slowly."
Kaiba: F.u you asswipe.
" Kaiba picks up yugi by his shirt collar and headbutt's yugi in the face hard causeing yugi to have a black eye kaiba then continues to headbutt him over and over in the face."
" In the booth troy and sheila are watching in awe,"
Troy: How many headbutt's can a midget sized duelist take!
Sheila: Ummmm...so far I have counted 16.
" Troy sweatdrop's."
" Back in the ring kaiba is headbutting yugi in his face that his black and blue gushing out blood as his body is not moveing."
Troy's voice: Being a Ceo kaiba's hard head is giving him a sure advantage.
" Kaiba goes in for another headbutt but yugi tilts his head down and kaiba headbutts his spikey hair hard as kaiba drops yugi to the floor and grabs to his face in pain."
Kaiba: Im blinded!
Yugi weakly: I did not want to do that but you left me no choice.
Troy's voice: Yugi's sharp as nail's hair has given him just the chance he needed.
" Yugi take's out a card from his pocket and hold's it outward towards kaiba walking around with cut's on his face blindly."
Sheila's voice: And he has taken out a card but for what?
Troy's voice: The sand's power may just be able to activate now.
Yugi: Dark...
" Marik comes up from behind yugi with his millennium rod and smahes it into yugi's skull causeing his brains' to fly everywhere before his jaw drops open as he fall's to the ground with the rod sticking out of his head as marik laughs."
Troy's voice: And the king of games' is out of here!
" Marik walks over to kaiba who is looking around punching air blinded."
Marik: Goodbye you fool.
" Marik punches kaiba in the gut over and over again until he hunches over in pain holding to his sides."
Sheila's voice: Marik is takeing control of this fight like the pharaoh he is.
Troy's voice: Sheila that was yugi the pharaoh is dead marik is a tomb keeper.
Sheila's voice: Huh really wow I should have paid more attention to my announcer note's.
" As kaiba is hunched over marik bends down and then jumps into the air skull bashing kaiba in the head hard causeing the top of his skull to fly off with chunks of his brain before he fall's to the ground."
Troy's voice: Oh My God agood move " The tomb keeper smash" A move rarely seen out of egypt.
" Peppy walk's over to marik who has blood splattered on his face grinning like a madman."
Peppy: The winner is Marik!
" The bell ring's as peppy points to marik who is laughing loudly."
Marik: Fool's you shall all die by my hand!
Peppy: Maybe so but you got to wait for a diffrent match for that now get out of here you nut.
" Marik walks to yugi and yank's on the rod pulling off yugi's head as he carries the head connected to the rod out of the ring with him."
" Back at the booth troy and sheila are laughing."
Sheila: That was one hell of a main event!
Troy: Yeah but we did not see if the sand really was cursed or not.
Sheila: Troy maybe in a diffrent match, maybe in a diffrent match.
" Sheila pat's troys' back as he sigh's deeply."
Troy: Im troy treece.
Sheila: And Im sheila mcgrey.
Troy: Goodnight Goodfight.
" The screen goes black."