Summary: James recalls his tireless quest to win the love of Lily Evans, set to the tune of Blink 182's "What's My Age Again."
Disclaimer: The original song belongs to Blink 182, and the characters belong to J.K. Rowling. The parody lyrics are mine.
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James:
I asked her out, but she turned me down
I asked again, and she shut me down
So I made fun of Snape, but so did my friends
But then she turned up and yelled at me.
And after that she walked away from me
She didn't like me 'till I was seventeen
I always knew that she was made for me
And we'd get married
She told me to act my age…
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the train home
I asked her out again, and she said, "no"
She said she'd hate me
Always, without fail
I didn't understand. She couldn't see…
And after that she stormed away from me
She didn't like me when I was sixteen
And was still amused by pranks and jinks
I saw nothing wrong with me
She told me to act my age…
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away from me
She didn't like when I was sixteen
She said I acted like I was is second year
But Lily, can't you see?
I Promise I'll act my age
But what's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked up to me
Started to like me when we were seventeen
So many years ahead to fall in love
And that's how I got Lily
Now I guess I'll act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
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