Summary: A song parody of Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust." The lyrics are based on the book seven release date speculation, recent information from JKR about two more character deaths, and the lyrics do contain SPOILERS from Half Blood Prince and the "Order of the Phoenix" film.
Disclaimer: I do not own JKR's wonderful characters, nor do I own Queen's original song. I only came up with the parody lyics.
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"Will Voldemort Bite the Dust?"
(To the tune of Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust")
Harry walks warily down the street
His wand ready at his side
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
There's not a single soul in sight
Is he ready, hey, is he ready for this?
Is he ready for the final showdown?
Well, he's gonna have to be
Has to run Voldemort out of town.
And…
Voldemort will bite the dust
Voldemort will bite the dust
And another page turned and another page turned
We hope Voldemort bites the dust, hey
Hey, you gotta read to the end
If you hope Voldemort bites the dust
I really don't think I can wait that long
I want Book 7 now
I need to know what happens next
Yeah I have got to find out
Should we worry which characters die?
And who can't stand the heat?
I can't wait for next summer, hey
For the book and fifth movie
And…
Sirius will bite the dust
Yes, Sirius bites the dust
And another ticket sold and another ticket sold
Wish Sirius didn't bite the dust, hey
Hey, but that's the way it went
So sad Sirius bit the dust
Another character bites the dust
Like Cedric bit the dust
Like Dumbledore bit the dust
Another two will bite the dust
There are plenty of ways Harry can kill that man
He just needs to know how
He's got to beat him, gotta cheat him, but can't use his wand
Find another way to knock him down, yeah
He's getting ready, getting ready for this
He's standing on his own two feet
Out of the darkness, light there will be
And Voldemort will face defeat
And…
Voldemort will bite the dust
Voldemort will bite the dust
And another page turned and another page turned
We hope Voldemort bites the dust, hey
Hey, you gotta read to the end
We know Voldemort will bite the dust
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