Summary: A parody of Brie Larson's "Finally out of P.E." in which Harry thinks about how much he hates Snape and vice-versa. (Pre-HBP)
Disclaimer: The characters belong to JKR and original song to Brie Larson. The parody lyrics are mine.
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"Finally Out of Potions (Rid of Snape)"
To the tune of Brie Larson's "Finally Out of P.E."
Please note that in Harry's case, an "A" stands for "acceptable" (as in O.W.L. grades) and isn't the best he can get.
(Harry):
I'm late again
Got even lower marks today than yesterday
You hate me
That's why you take all the Gryffindor points away
And I try
But my potion skills suck
And I try
To put up with all your pointless stuff
I, I have a scar
But in your class
That won't get me far
Please, give me a "A"
So that I can be
Finally rid of Snay-ape.
I'm never gonna be an alchemist
But maybe an Auror
You don't care
You just want to see me fail; that much is sure
In my mind
I'm so far away
In my mind
I'm torturing you, Snape
I, I have a scar
But in your class
That won't get me far
Please, give me a "A"
So that I can be
Finally rid of Snay-ape.
You may think I'm just a stupid school kid
But I have courage you can't see
Just because I was the Dark Lord's downfall
Doesn't mean that you can degrade me
Dumbledore trusts you, but I'm not sure it's enough
I, I have a scar
But in your class
That won't get me far
Please, give me a "A"
So that I can be
Finally rid of Snay-ape.
I, I have a scar
But in your class
That won't get me far
Please, give me a "A"
So that I can be
Finally rid of Snay-ape.
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