Tekken Fag Tournament: Pre-Competition

RandomnessRules: Hello! This is RandomnessRules and Wait-For-Sleep here!

Wait-For-Sleep: Heyloo! xD. Welcome to Tekken Fag Tournament! This is where every Tekken character from Tekken to Tekken 5, shall compete to win the title of The King Of The Stupid Fag!

RandomnessRules: every week, three or sometimes four contestants will be voted out, and YOU are the ones who decide who shall be out!

Wait-For-Sleep: But first, there's some people that we're gonna edit out…

RandomessRules: Ganryu, you're fat. The exit's down the hall to your left. Get the hell out!

Ganryu: (bows head…and then suddenly becomes indignant.) Hey! Fine! I don't care! You're just jealous because you don't have such a beautiful and sexy body as me!

Randomness Rules: …

Wait-For-Sleep: And, Xiaoyu and Miharu?

Xioayu and Miharu: Yeah!

Wait-For-Sleep: Get out here! You're too dorky, I mean who the hell would bring a school uniform to a fighting tournament? NERDS!

Xiaoyu: Jin Jin!

Jin: Yup?

Xiaoyu: She called us dorks!

Jin: (walks away, pretending he can't hear)

Wait-For-Sleep: HA. (Xiaoyu and Miharu leave, sobbing.)

RandomnessRules: And all scientists are automatically disqualified. Not faggy enough! That means you, Boskonovitch! You too Abel!

Boskonovitch: Doesn't matter, I'll just invent a cure for dumbass fanfic authors!

Abel: Ja!

(Both scientists stick their tongues out and flounce off)

Lee: I'm gonna win this!

Hwoarang: (from behind the stage) Hehehe…of course you will… (Jin and Hwoarang are having an evil conversation. Let's take a closer look…)

Jin: Why do you want to fight me?

Hwoarang: Cause I'm a bigger fag than you Kazama, and I'm gonna WIN this tournament!

Jin: Really?

Hwoarang: Yeah!

Jin: You wanna bet on that!

Hwoarang: Actually yeah!

Jin: Well, you know what? You can't! Grandpa stole all my pocket money and Kazuya's too mean and cheap to gimme more! (Heihachi runs past in his nappy with a big fat purse with a shit load of money in it.)

Hwoarang: Hehehe…

Jin: What you laughing at?

Hwoarang: I have an idea…

Two minutes later, a microphone has been rigged up behind the stage curtain.

Hwoarang: Lee Chaolan wins by default!

Lee: (in the crowd assembled around the authors) What! Yey! Why!

Jin: Because you're such a big gay.

Lee: Yey! Ooh yeah! Wait… (Lee looks into space with a confused expression on his face) Hmmmm….

(Hwoarang and Jin laugh manically)

Hwoarang: But I'm still gonna show you I'm the biggest fag, Kazama!

Jin: Bring it on! I'm a WAY bigger fag than you!

Hwoarang: I'm such a fag, that I'm a cannibal!

Jin: (Begins to look scared) You gonna eat me?

Hwoarang: No, because if I'm a cannibal fag, then I eat fags, and I'm a bigger fag than you, and you're not a fag, so why the hell, if I was a fag that's a cannibal that eats fags, why the hell should I eat you, because you're not a fag, and I'm the faggiest thing to walk this Earth, Kazama, so I'm a way bigger fag than you.

Asuka: (appears out of nowhere) Shaddap! I'm a bigger fag than you, you stupid non-fag!

Hwoarang: What the hell? I wasn't talking to you!

Jun: (also appears out of nowhere) So ye were talkin' 'boot me then!

Hwoarang: No! I was talking to Kazama!

Asuka, Jun and Jin: WHICH KAZAMA!

Hwoarang: The one that isn't a fag!

Asuka: Which one's that?

Hwoarang: God, I can't believe you're making me say his name…eeww…JIN. (Shudders violently.)

Asuka: So, if Jin is not a fag, and you were referring to Jin, does that mean that Mom and me are fags?

Hwoarang: Uhm…yeah, sure… no, Jun and Jin aren't fags.

Jun: How dare you? I'm a total fag! Why are you picking on me?

Hwoarang: Because you're Kazama's mom.

Asuka: WHICH ONE!

The whole escapade happens again…and again…and all because Asuka was being a dumbass…

Twenty minutes later…Hwoarang, Asuka, Jin and Jun appear from behind the curtain, each very angry with each other.

Wait-For-Sleep: Great! Now I have to go over everything again…no wait…because I didn't say anything, I was busy telling everyone about your argument…hmmm…

RandomnessRules: But, Hwoarang, I'm sorry, you're just not faggy enough for this tournament!

Wait-for-Sleep: You're just too kool.

Hwoarang: WWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

(The authors wipe their faces dry…Hwoarang tends to spit when he shouts. The authors learned this the hard way.)

Wait-For-Sleep: We are sorry, but you are too cool! Oh, and for the same reason, Asuka, you're out too.

Asuka: What! How dare you?

Hwoarang: Haha you're out!

Asuka: So are you!

Hwoarang: Oh…

Asuka: Anyway, how dare you chuck me out! I'm such a fag, I punched a care bear!

Hwoarang: Yeah, and I'm so faggy that I trip up little girls on the street for no reason!

Asuka: What! No you don't!

Hwoarang: Yeah I do!

Asuka: No, you don't! You're too scared that they'll chase after you and kick your ass!

Hwoarang: Ssssshhhhh! You said that you'd never tell anyone that!

RandomnessRules(RR): May I suggest the Tekken Pussy Tournament?

Hwoarang: How dare you imply that I am a pussy! Miaow! (Hwoarang hisses and scratches poor RandomnessRules)

Asuka: HAHAHAHAHA HWOARANG IS A PUSSY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hwoarang: You're uhm…uhm… a dog!

Asuka: WHAT UP DAWG! HAHAHAHA that is such a lame insult, and I'd rather be a dog than a pussy anyway!

Hwoarang: (Glares)

Asuka: Hah.

Wait-for-Sleep: Yes, but anyways, this is the part where YOU, the readers, choose who will be fagged out of this tournament!

RR: The remaining competitors (in alphabetical order!) are: Alex, Angel, Anna, Armour King, Azor, Baek, Bruce, Bryan, Christie, Combot, Devil Jin, Devil Kazuya, Eddy, Feng Wei, Gon, Heihachi, all Jacks, Jin, Jinpachi, Julia, Jun, Kazuya, King, Kuma, Kunimitsu, Forrest Law, Marshal Law, Lee, Lei, Marduk, Michelle, Mokujin, Nina, Ogre, Panda, Paul, Raven, Roger, Roger Jr, Steve, Tetsujin, Tiger, True Ogre, Unknown, Wang and Yoshimitsu!

Wait-For-Sleep: I bet no one reads that big long list, but anyway-

RR: Hey! Don't diss my list! You couldn't do any better!

Wait-For-Sleep: I was the one who wrote it all down because you couldn't be arsed! –sighs- but anyway, YOU are the people who will decide who gets voted out next week! State your reasons and we'll probably broadcast it and make the person feel bad that they are not a fag! Oh and by the way, don't vote for Julia, I hate her and I want her to win. She's stupid, she thinks it's good to be a fag…hehe…

Julia: You bitch! It's people like me who stop the trees of the world from being extinct! My hot pants even said so!

Wait-For-Sleep: But Tree Hugger Bitch, it's good to be a fag, remember?

Julia: Oh…. DON'T CALL ME TREE HUGGER BITCH! The spirits will get you later!

RR: Did your hot pants tell you that too?

Julia: Yeah, how the hell did you know? You must be a spirit!

RR: -sighs exasperatedly- dumbass

Asuka: Hah. Tree Hugger Bitch is a dumbass.

Hwoarang: Hahahahaha

Wait-For-Sleep: Haven't you left yet?

Hwoarang: We decided that being a fag sucks, so we're gonna stay here and make fun of all the fags, mainly Kazama.

Asuka: I'm not a fag!

Hwoarang: I know, I mean Kazama.

Asuka. Oh. Which one?

Everyone in the world: AAARGH ASUKA YOU DUMBASS!

Asuka: I thought Tree Hugger Bitch was the dumbass

Julia: I'm not a dumbass!

Asuka: Notice how she answers to that one.

Julia: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH (goes and cries onto Michelle)

Michelle: What the hell!

Julia: MOMMY THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF ME.

Michelle: I'm not your mommy!

Julia: What!

Michelle: Julia, you're adopted. Didn't Namco tell you already?

Julia: No…

Michelle: Oh. Well now you know. And get off of me! I hate you! I didn't wanna be stuck with you, but Namco made me adopt you so they could just totally replace me! You think you're so spiritual, you just wanna be Jun!

Unknown: You just wanna be Jun!

Mokujin: You just wanna be Jun!

Tetsujin: You just wanna be Jun!

Combot: You just wanna be Jun!

Michelle: Ooft! Jun, they're all copying me!

Jun: Now now, children, don't copy each other!

Unknown: Yes, don't copy each other!

Jun: Stop trying to be me!

Unknown: YOU stop being me! All my life I've lived in your shadow, walked in your shoes, been followed about by a wolf thingy, and it's all because of you! I hate you!

Azor: I'm not just a 'wolf thingy'. I'm a COOL wolf thingy.

Jun: (to Unknown) Go to your room!

Unknown: You go to your room! KAZUYA!

Jun: OOOOOHHH! I've had enough of you! Bring it on bitch!

Jun and Unknown fight. Unknown copied every single move Jun did. So instead of sticking to her usual fighting style, Jun bitch slaps Unknown in the face, so Unknown cries and runs away.

Wait-For-Sleep: ANYWAY, to vote fags off, you have to review. Review us with the person you want out the most, and give your reason why. The four with the highest votes will be voted out next week. Hokay? So bye until next week.

(A/N) Okay, we know that there was some major Julia bashing in this.

Wait-For-Sleep: But Julia just really gets on my nerves. She thinks she's it. Well, she's not. Not at all. ¬¬

RR: And we hate Jin-Julia pairings AAARGH

Wait-For-Sleep: But I think one of the main reasons I hate her is HwoarangJulia. Dammit, it won't happen! Hwoarang is way too cool! And JinJulia won't happen either, because Xiaoyin is practically official. And Jin is a bit too cool for her. But Hwoarang is cooler. BUT bear in mind; we're not just bashing Julia, we're bashing every single character listed. Personally, I like every single character, this is just some fun. But I had to get rid of Hwoarang and Asuka because they are just too cool to be fags, but don't worry, they WILL make many appearances throughout this. Actually, they'll be in every single chapter. SO VOTE!

RR: Yeah! Whatever the hell she said!