Sheepeater244: Looney-toon madness
You'd probably all be happy if I just said they all died and bug bunny lived happily ever after eating carrot and everything….yay for him…..but to bad I'm here to tell a story
There once was a bunch of chickens called Bob, and Joe I don't know why his name is Joe, because for one his mum named him jack but people were blaming him for killing a giant and dragging Jill down a hill and pushing humpy-dumpy off his wall, I don't know where that came from, humpy-dumpy doesn't own a wall and to top it all off Joe's is a girl, but who cares about them this story is about looney-toons! (I'm hungry)
This is the story of how Daffy dies…yay
Bugs: Let play brute soccer
Daffy: What that?
Bugs: It's soccer but you can do any thing to win
Daffy: So I could hit you with a plank with a nail in it
Bugs: like this
Bugs hits Daffy
Daffy: You're despicable
Bugs: So do you want to play?
Daffy: Sure as long as I win
Bugs: Ok go get some people to play
Daffy: Ok I get tiger woods
Bugs: Ok I get David Beckham
Daffy: I get duck dodgers
Bugs: Really? Just go find them
Bugs hits Daffy
Bugs: That's so fun
So they go find some people
Four horn leg horn: Hello
Bugs: Do you feel like hitting Daffy right this second
Four horn leg horn: Yes
Bugs: Great, then you should come play brute soccer with us
Four horn leg horn: Ok then
Duffy's try
Daffy: Do you want to hit Bugs right now?
Marvin: No!
Daffy: Damn
Marvin: I want to hit you
Daffy: Ok came and play with us
Marvin shoots Daffy, Bugs tries again
Bugs: come and join our fun filled, Daffy hitting soccer game
Taz: BABBBBBYYYABBB (Sure)
Daffy 2nd try
Daffy: Were playing a soccer game do you want to play?
Sylvester hits Daffy
Daffy: I think that's a no
At the game
Team red (Bugs team)
Players/ 10
Team blue (Daffy's Team)
Player's/ 1
Bugs: and the game begins
Daffy gets hit, shot, hurt, slammed, stabbed, punched, kicked, slapped, cut, ran over, smashed and snapped
I think Daffy Dies yay
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