Titans Gone Wild!

Summary: With fans and desperate news reporters trying to get the scoop on the titans, things get a little complicated… RobStar RavBBish

A/N: This idea came to me out of my feelings for Star stalkers, fake magazines, and news shows that won't give stars any privacy… I hope you'll like it! Please review!

Chapter One (As Told By TV)

Another normal day in titans tower, Raven sat in the corner trying to read her book, but was having slight difficulties as Beast Boy kept making stupid faces, and talking while she was trying to read. Robin had gained control of the remote and was channel surfacing a-channel-a-second while trying to explain to Starfire how the TV worked. Meanwhile the TV barely got a word out per station, "Chickens…..taking….over…Pluto…Tuesday….milk…shoes…for…breakfast…..Titans…..Barbie's!"

"Whoa! Go back! That channel was talking about us! Discussing my good looks no doubt…" Beast Boy raised his head, proudly. Raven snorted in response. Because of her emotions she didn't feel safe laughing but had recently began snorting instead.

"Oh yes Robin, return the channels please, for I wish to know more of the Pluto-conquering-chick-corns!" Starfire nodded.

Robin began back-pedaling the channels, "No Star, not every channel tells the same story… How do I explain this? Each channel talks about something different…"

"So we may not milk shoes for breakfast?" Starfire asked. Robin shook his head.

"Wait there it is!" Said Beastboy.

Sure enough a large picture of the team was on the screen… The reporters continued talking, "Now I know all you folks out there in TV-land are wondering…"

"Robin… Are we in "VT"land? I thought we were on Earth…" Starfire twisted a lock of hair around her fingers.

"Shh! I'm trying to hear!" Said Beastboy.

"…Are the titans good or bad?", finished the reporter.

"What kind of stupid question is that!" Beastboy nearly shouted.

"Now it is to you that I do the "Shh"-ing." Starfire said to Beastboy, putting a pinkie over her mouth.

"….Do we really feel comfortable putting the safety of our beloved Jump City in the hands of teens?" The news anchor blathered on, "We asked some locals to see what they had to say on the matter…"

A the screen switch to the face of a total hardcore guy who was nodding his head, " The titans? OH yeah! Them! Yeah they're pretty cool. Savin' the city and stuff…Too goodie two shoe for my taste, 'cept Raven, she can call me anytime."

Raven snorted, Beast Boy turned slightly greener, "If he isn't careful he'll be getting a call from me!"

The shot switched to a girl, Junior in high school, dressed in pink from head to toes, she was talking a mile a minute, "Those titans are like… you know…. Like soooo totally cool. Like I mean really! Ya know? And they're all like …you know? And Raven and Beastboy just make like the cutest couple!"

A slight crash was heard and a long slash appeared on one of the windows, which was outlined in black. Raven winced, "Sorry…"

"Oh you KNOW you like me! We ARE the cutest couple you know!" Beast Boy danced around Raven in an annoying manner.

"Oh Friends why did you not tell us of your most glorious endeavor!" Starfire shouted.

"Because our "relationship" is nonexistent unless we're in Beast Boy's head." Raven said totally monotone.

"Ouch", said Beast Boy.

Raven shrugged, "Sorry had to be said."

Beast Boy gave her a playful shove, "Don't deny your true feelings. You like me, I can tell."

Raven raised an eyebrow, "Riiiiiiight."

The shot switched again to a girl whose straight black hair was pulled back in a ponytail, her black glasses were slipping off her nose. She pushed her glasses up, "Scientifically speaking the titans are quite dynamical. A force to be reckoned with, if you will. Right now we, the citizens of jump city, share a commensalism symbiosis relationship with the titans. Meaning that they offer us assistance, but we do nothing to help them. Think about that for a while."

Beast Boy starred at the screen no doubt trying to figure out what the heck she was talking about.

Then the screen changes to a girl dressed only in black, green, red and yellow, "I'm Robin's biggest fan!" Robin shivered at the sight of her. "Yeah we go everywhere together, movies, dances, sometimes he even takes me to battles, thinking about letting me join the team. I am his girlfriend after all…"

Starfire's lip shook, "Robin? I… I… thought that…"

"Not my girlfriend Star, and I'd never add her onto the team, that's be one Robin too many", Robin assured her.

"But why did she said things so untruthful?" Star asked.

"To get attention, I guess. Some people have weird obsessions." Robin said.

Star cocked her head, not fully understanding, "You and that…that girl… are NOT doing the going out?"

No no no, a thousand times no. Liars aren't my type", he brushed a stray lock of hair behind Star's ear, and she blushed. "Trust me, there I guys out there who say the same things about you… Lets turn this TV off before it does anymore damage…"

By that time the channel had gone to commercial, Cyborg walked through the door, "Hey yall, what'd I miss?"

Robin looked Star in the eye, "Nothing important."

"Oh yes absolutely most certainly nothing important. Less than important evil liar chlorbags! That is all." Star nodded.

"Well then… Ok", Cyborg scratched the back of his head.

"Hey look we're on TV… again!" Said Beast Boy. A commercial had popped up advertising teen titan dolls. "No way! I KNOW I'm taller than that!"

"They put me… in a pink cloak…That's… not right." Raven said.

"Hey and look at that T-Car replica! That is NOT cool man!" Some kid pushed the T-Car and it went a ways then fell to pieces.

"Why is my hair orange?" Asked Robin.

"And why is my hair black?" Asked an equally confused Starfire.

"Ok that's it. We are turning OFF the TV. I think we may need to talk to the media, because this is getting out of hand…"

A/N: Ok as I've been getting older (I'm 15), my writing has been losing it's funny edge… No I don't want it funny ALL the time, but I like stories that make you laugh at parts. In my other stories I've had to work really hard to get "the funny" back. SO tell me… How am I doing? Please read and review!