''The Way Of The Dragon''

Every thing in this fic is thought up. Any kind of similarity is pure coincidence. Its characters belong to Takao Aoki-sama, I only own the idea and the plot. And I may fix the first, second and third chapter cuz they suck.

"Talk" Takao's ability

NOTE: YES I HAVE UPDATED! Because Takao is love! I love writing in Takao's POV :3 He's just too fun to write! AND I love you reviewers: And of course my beta :D REVIEW RESPONSE AT THE END! FIRST TWO CHAPTERS REWRITEN! NEW TOTALY NEW!

Chapter 7 / Someone can't keep secrets /

In which Takao almost blows his cover, new pervs are found, it has review response and a lot of politeness is shared! XD Enjoy!

''MAX!''

''TAKAO!''

''MAX!''

''TAKAO!''

Insert another few minutes of me and Max shouting our names at each other. Just because we can, so nyaah! (I'm showing you my toung now by the way…)

Yes we are immature like that. Shut up.

''Ahem.'' A figure steps from behind Max.

''Oh, hi Rei-san.'' I greet him, still on the floor mind you. He gives me a small smile and a nod.

''Right.'' My dad comments from the side. ''I'm going to go back to work, you boys are old enough to take care of yourselves, just don't burn anything.''

I have to get my son a therapy.

''I heard that and I sincerely hope you meant Hiro!'' I yell at him and he whirls back to me sending me an odd look.

Shit. Damn it! I forgot about the whole I-can-hear-thoughts-and-you-can't.

Quick Takao! Use your mighty brain and think up something smart to defend yourself!

''……guuuh….''

Oh yes….very smart.

''I…I think I heard the dog! Yes the dog! Scruffy! SCRUFFY!'' I proceed to ramble on as I try to get on my legs. Which is hard. Picture this, a broken leg, a nice, fine polished floor (which is very, very slippery) and a guy with zero balance.

''-Ooompf!''

Flat on my nose, again. I should start making a diary of this. Siiigh…

''Will any of you so called friends grace me the charity and pick me the fuck up!''

''Now now Takao-kun, there will be no swearing in this house.'' New-mom smiles and strolls into the kitchen, Scruffy trailing behind.

Yeah…thanks a lot you traitor!

''So how long will it take your leg to heal?'' Max questions while being draped over my bed like a big, lazy cat.

Yes, we're chilling in my (very messy) room.

Rei's flipping through some of my old American comics.

These Americans have no taste. Where are the panty flashes? The big boobs? (1)

Hey! I heard that buddy. I invite you to my house…well technically, no, you invited yourself! I don't even know anything about you! And on top of that I give you food and water and I don't even get a thank you Takao or that's nice Takao! I am so underappreciated here!

''Hm? Oh, thank you Takao-kun.'' He takes the water glass form my right hand and sips on it casually.

That….was my water actually.

Aw skip it.

''TAKAO!''

Something plushy hits my face while Max screams like a banshee.

Wha…?

''Takao, I've been yelling my voice hoarse for the past 10 minutes and all you do is stare at Rei, like you're in love with him or something!''

Or something would be the right term.

Max growls and prepares another pillow, presumably to lunge at me again. Honestly. I have such an impatient friend.

''You know this isn't good.'' the black fur ball,- er I meant neko-jin on the floor comments and puts away my comic.

''Huh? What? Takao being in love with you?'' Max chirps and a pillow collides with his head.

Thank you, you can shut up now.

''No Max.'' Rei sighs. Him not going to school this long, I mean he barely met the people and now he has to stay home for a week. It's not good if he skips so many classes.

Uh, I can hear you, you know!

''Jeez thanks Rei.'' I comment bitterly. Rei just blinks at me.

''I…For what? I didn't say anything…''

Shit…Whoops. I made a doo doo again.

''I didn't say anything Takao-kun. I just…thought…it…'' Realization dawns in his eyes.

No. No. No. Nononononononono! Please no! I am one of the worst possible secret keepers! I utterly and unbelievably suck at keeping my newfound powers a secret.

Woah. That was a mouthful.

''Takao.'' Rei asks slowly his eyes fixating on me.

Uh..scaaary.

Max opens his mouth in a small ooh and props himself further on the bed. I bet he's enjoying this!

Rei is in his scary mode. I hear that little whisper from Maxes head. That is sooo not helpful right now.

''Takao are you..a mind reader?'' Rei asks slowly coming dangerously close to me and trapping me behind the wall. Uh-oh. Big cat eyes…

mommy….

(1) It is so true! Almost every manga artist makes these HUMONGOUS boobs. Especially Oh!Great. Go read his work! (Tenjou Tenge, AirGear)

I am so mean I know!

CLIFFHANGER! XDDD

Review response!

Ray 4 Ever – Thanks! I adore you you know that! My beta:3

x.bleed-x.me.x-black.x – I'm glade it makes you giggle! I adore takao so much just because in a way he's like me so it's easy to write him XD Thanks for the review!

Chibi Freak – Oh! I'm honored you know it:3 Thanks!

LiahWoodsKainTalalover – Oh god I am so sorry I confused you! I meant step brother! XD Bryan is Takao's step brother! I mis typed it XDD Thanks for the review anyway! And pssshhh everybody talks about taka's behind! XDD

takuya – Thanks! And here it is!

KittyMay – TAKAO'S BUM IS LOVE! Here it is!

living-the-dream – I'm sorry! I get wrapped in takao too much! The next one will have some of either I promise! (i just don't know which) XD Thanks for the review!

Tysonkaiexperiment – Oro? And who are you may I ask? –pokes Kei-

-turns to Tke- Maaa… no need to call me –sama, -chan will do :3

Otherwise I feel old (but you did boost my ego with the honorific XD)

Rosota: Hmpgh…you are no better then the other foolish mortals Reya-baa-san

Oh shut up.

Nilly Chan – I'm very glad you liked it! Thanks for the review!