''The Way Of The Dragon''

Every thing in this fic is thought up. Any kind of similarity is pure coincidence. Its characters belong to Takao Aoki-sama, I only own the idea and the plot. And I may fix the first, second and third chapter cuz they suck.

"Talk" Takao's ability Actions

NOTE: UUUHPDATE :3 Don't you just love Tala and Takao and their interactions? I sure do. XD MUCH THANKS TO THE BETAS!

Oh well…despite having terrible school days and life generally sucking I managed quite a good portion of humor… ENJOY and PLEASE review! They mean a lot to me…

Chapter 8 / Tala to the rescue /

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In which everybody saves Takao's ass.

Shit. Fuck.

What am I going to do? I so did not plan this…

What should I do?

"I…."

The door bangs open and new-mom flies into my room with a frilly pink apron and a spatula in one hand and a plate of cookies in the other. Talk about an entrance…

Nevertheless, that was excellent timing. I am surprised at my own luck. Heh.

"Takao-kun another friend of yours came over!" She sings and shoves a cookie into Rei's mouth.

Alright, I admit, sometime she can be a little pushy and hyper. No wonder Bryan's like this…

Anyway, back to the story…What friend?

Turning my head to the door I spot….Right. Scratch the luck part. I spot the guy that has a thing for my ass. Great! Not only will I have to blabber out my SECRET ability I will also probably get Ass-Raped by my friend.

…Wait….But what if….Heck this could probably work!

My eyes glint mischievously. If I play this card well I could get out of this alive AND keep my secret.

Alright. Good thing I'm such a good actor! (He's lying…)

This'll probably ruin my school reputation but what the heck! Screw it.

…Do I even have a school reputation?...Probably the kid who was stupid enough to get hit by a truck reputation or something of that crap.

Anyway back to the story and my magnificent acting talent! (He's lying again.)

"Ah! Loverrr-!" I lunge myself at the redhead. Tana or something like that was his name….

"You came! Finally!" I sigh melodramatically and press myself at his chest. Whoa. It's quite muscular. This guy must work out often…..

Er… Right, back to my master plan. I push my 'lover' out on the hallway.

"Listen I don't have much time to explain. I'll pay you, just get me the fuck out of here! Those two are insane psychos and they want my brains!" Sorry Max. You're a-ok. I sorta explain to him while pressing my back against the door.

One of them, Rei, bangs against my poor wooden door and screeches something.

"We are not through yet mind reader!"

Psycho. He's beginning to scare me…

Just then the redhead hoists me up on his shoulder and makes a mad dash towards the stairs.

I can see my door banging open and Rei storming out, skidding to an abrupt halt. He then whirls around and yells something but I can't make out what since the red head keeps jumping 3 steps at a time and suddenly we're near the front door and I can hear my new-mom yelling from the kitchen to 'bring me home at 7 PM!'

And then we're out on our front yard and the red head is running like a maniac out onto the side walks and then down our little lane.

Somewhere in my mind an idea sparks that this is not happening and that this is totally fit for a movie script. I sigh to myself and watch my house getting smaller and smaller.

"Hey I think we can stop now…" I try to twist myself to get of but his hold just tightensas he keeps running, and then we're passing our baker and I can hear Rei yelling something from somewhere way up near the location of our house, but it doesn't really matter because my head keeps bobbing up and down as my favorite stalker keeps on jumping every 5th step again, and I'm getting dizzy and all that really maters is that my secret's safe right?

Right?

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And then I wake up with a head splitting headache.

I blink the sleep from my eyes and survey my surroundings. It appears that I'm at the public library.

"Have a nice nap?" A voice asks from somewhere and I hoist myself slowly in a sitting position on the small cream colored library couch.

That damn redhead is smirking at me and I realize I had been sleeping on his thighs, next to his crotch.

I blush and look around to hide the damn thing as best as I can. My favorite stalker just looks smugger.

"How did we…" But before I can even ask the almighty one supplies me with an answer.

"I know the head girl that works here, so she wasn't too surprised."

Oh? So you often carry young, underage men, who are lying passed out on your shoulder, into the fucking public library?

"Hey if you'd be her you wouldn't be surprised!" He raises his hands in defense.

I must have said that out loud.

"No you didn't." The redhead grins wolfishly at me.

I narrow my eyes at him. How did this redhaired bastard of a stalker…

"I too have a name you know. It's Tala. Ivanov Tala."

But how did you…?

"Oh the same way you did. By the way I am honored to be your favorite stalker." He grins impishly at me and I pale.

How did he know? How the hell did he know I can do thiiiiis!

"That's easy. You were quite literally screaming in your head what to do and that they're going to find out about your secret mind reading tricks." Tala casually leans back on the couch.

"So now tell me Takao-chaaan." He purposely stresses with the 'chan' and pats my cast lightly. Think you've got the upper hand huh? Well wait and see wolf-boy. "How come you can read minds?"

"I have no idea. And this is the honest truth." I shrug and lean against the couch once more, still watching him from the corner of my eye.

He looks perplexed and confused. "When did it start?"

"About a week or two ago. I don't know. I lost track since I was in the hospital."

"Oh right you got hit by the truck…thanks for saving my little brother." He smiles honestly, at least I assume that's an honest smile and I nod my head.

"Tell me did you have these 'powers' before the truck incident?" He then softly inquires and my eyes widen at him…

You don't suppose…?

Yes I think your mind reading abilities were triggered by that impact. I hear his voice ringing out clearly in my head yet his mouth doesn't move and keeps on smiling at me.

This is freaking me out.

What? The fact that we can have a mind conversation? I find it rather amusing. He smiles at me and shifts against the couch to get a more comfortable position. His icy blue eyes never leave mine and its sending shudders down my spine.

"By the way I never got the payment for rescuing you." He smiles seductively and leans towards me. Oh shit? Is he going to..? Wait! He can read my thoughts! Fuck!

He's leaning closerrrr!

"IVANOV!" SMACK. Crash

"OW! Goddamnit! What the fuck….KAI!" (Here I thought of breaking it up but I'm not that mean…xP)

I breathe a sigh of relief and watch as Tala picks himself from the floor.

"The fuck Kai! Why did you throw a book at me!"

"Ivanov, if you have time to seduce this…whatever it is…Then I suggest you start on our project which is due next Friday. I do not want to get an F just because you can't keep your dick in check." I'm slightly offended at the first part. But what the heck this Kai-guy saved my ass.

Kai-guy come around the couch and picks the discarded book from the floor. HEY! I know this guy! He's from my chemistry class! So his name's Kai huh. Come to think of it he has a nice voice.

I must've been grinning stupidly in front of myself and daydreaming again because Kai turns to Tala and asks him where he picked up such a psycho.

Alright, nice voice or not you're going down Mr. Wise ass!

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