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Sasuke's right eyebrow twitched. He was not feeling very happy.

Flashback

"Sasuke! Play with me! Play with meeeeeee!"

"No."

"Meanie! Why not? Looks, look, it's such a nice weather outside!"

"No."

"Whyyyyyyyy?"

"I'm busy."

Naruti pouted. "You're no fun. Fine, I'll go find someone else."

End of flashback

How did Naruto's boredom come to this? Sakura, Ino, Rock Lee, Shikamaru, Neji, Gaara, and of course, everyone's favorite blonde, Naruto were seated in a circle. Gaara was leaning in towards Naruto, about to kiss him.

Yep, Sasuke was one unhappy Uchiha today.

Why this of all things, why? Didn't they have better things to do than play Truth-or-Dare? Now, Sasuke understood Sakura's and Ino's enthusiasm for the game. Rock Lee too, with his burning passion for anything remotely youthful. Shikamaru probably found it too troublesome to protest when Naruto insisted on him playing. However, one would have thought Neji at least, had a little common sense. Then again, he probably wasn't enjoying it very much if his pained expression was anything to judge by. As for Gaara...why was he even in Konoha in the first place?

Well, whatever sadistic god it was that had decided to pick on him today, the point was, Sasuke was upset. Very upset. Even if his life was slightly less fortunate than others, what with his brother being a natural psychopath decided on going all "Mua-ha-ha-ha, DIE!" while gracefully chopping every Uchiha's (except Sasuke) head off, why, oh why did Ino have to dare Gaara to kiss Naruto?

Garra was no better; the perverted raccoon hadn't even bothered to pretend he didn't want to kiss Naruto. As for Naruto...fine, Sasuke accepted that he was completely naïve and stupid but couldn't he at least have a sense of self-preservation? For crying out loud, he was about to be practically molested.

Gaara leaned in closer.

The girls watched with bated breath, ready to do the traditional fan-girl shriek. Rock Lee was blushing as he not-so-secretively threw glances at Sakura, obviously imagining who he would like to kiss. Shikamaru watched with a bored expression and yawned. Neji's grimace deepened. And Naruto-that dobe!- obligingly closed his eyes.

Okay, that was it. Sasuke snapped.

He strode over and pulled up a surprised Naruto by his collar. He then proceeded to send "I-WILL-kill-you" vibes to Gaara and made his point by crushing his lips against Naruto's.

"Oh, my."

Eveyone stared, even Shikamaru. Up in the sky, the birds flew.

Sasuke ignored them all (yes, even the birds) and dragged a still surprised Naruto away.

"…"

"I thought you were busy."

"..."

"I changed my mind."

Sasuke was happy now. No one was allowed to kiss Naruto. No one other than him anyway.

Unseen behind him, Naruto grinned in triumph.

"Works every time."

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