The Akatsuki Chronicles Part I: Deidara The Emo
Rating: Teen/PG-13: Moderate Language, Humour

Authors Note: Just in case you ain't sure, Sasori has red hair, and Deidara has blonde hair. They are the official colors. Oh, and Tobi has brown hair, and a mask on his face if you haven't read the Manga.

Characters Involved: Deidara, Sasori, and Tobi

All Characters of Akatsuki belong to the one and only, Masashi Kishimoto

It was just a normal day for the Akatsuki organization. All of them were in the headquarters doing something. Deidara was playing cards with Tobi and Sasori. They were playing a game of Poker.

"Alright, what you got Sasori?" Deidara asked.

Sasori raised an eyebrow. "I have 2 Jacks, a pair and 3's and a pair of 9's." He replied smirking. "I'll raise 1,500 more yen".

The blonde shinobi glared at the money at the table. "Where does an ass like you get so much money from?" he asked gritting his teeth.

Tobi just looked up and stared at the red-haired ninja.

"WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?" Deidara yelled. The masked ninja swallowed.

"S-S-sorry, Deidara-san. Tobi's a good boy." Tobi then made a sound which could only be described as an eagle with a sinus infection.

"And that's Deidara-SAMA, to you, you one-eyed freak! Don't forget who your superiors are!" Tobi nodded slightly and looked back at his cards.

"Erm...Sasori-sama, Deidara-sama...I think Tobi's won..." The brown haired man said with a grunt. He layed his cards down on the table. Deidara and Sasori looked over. The cards were all Kings. The blonde-haired ninja slammed his fist on the table, and the table exploded right in front of them. Tobi was knocked over, but Sasori however, landed on his feet.

"You lucky bastard! Good thing I made this game go off with a bang!" Deidara was on the floor laughing over this. Sasori couldn't help but laugh also. Tobi looked worried and sat down on the couch in the room. The red-haired ninja stopped laughing.

"Good one Deidara! I'm going now, later!" The puppet master left the room still chuckling a bit.

Deidara got up, and sat on the second couch, and switched on the TV. Tobi sat there twiddiling his thumbs, wanting to start conversation. After a few minutes, he took a deep breath, and said: "Deidara-sama, are you an 'Emo-san'?"

The blonde shinobi looked up. "Excuse me? What did you just say?" The masked-face ninja repeated himself. "D-d-deidara-sama, are you an 'emo-san'?" Deidara, in disgust, picked up the remote and chucked it at Tobi's head. "You little prick! Where did you get that from? Answer me! Unless you want to be missing more then just your face!". Tobi rubbed his head and made that annoying sound again.

"I-I-it's j-just that y-your hairstyle points it out...be-be-because your fringe is covering one eye...and-and, Itachi-sama and Zetsu-sama, t-told Tobi that you cut your wrists, and th-that you lay awake crying because you hate yourself and m-miss your family..." Tobi was now stepping back away. But what he had said was true. Deidara used to cut himself to remove the emotional pain he had, and he did cry at night. He missed his childhood.

The blonde ninja spat at the masked-face ninja. "Yeah? And so what? What about you? You've only got a single eye! I can't believe Zetsu was dumb enough to bring you in! You're not even worthy!" Deidara yelled this so loud, Tobi thought he was going deaf. Deidara then chucked a kunai at Tobi's head, and it hit him. Luckily, the masked-face ninjas mask was quite hard, so it hardly made any blood.

Tobi pulled the kunai out his head. "S-s-s-s-sorry, Deidara-sama, Tobi will be a good boy from now on, honest!". The brown-haired ninja started to twiddle his thumbs again. Deidara just scoffed. "I thought you were a cyclops when you joined. Only a cyclops has one eye!"

Tobi looked away, and didn't notice the kunai he pulled out, had a explosion tag. BANG! Tobi flipped through the air, and landed on his head. Ouch. "Hahahahaha! Now that's what I mean when I say, things go off WITH A BANG!" The blonde shinobi was now killing himself laughing. The masked-face ninja just groaned. Maybe Tobi will keep his bloody mouth shut next time... he thought. Deidara swifted some of his hair back. "Next time you piss me off, I'll make you go BANG louder then a christmas cracker!" He laughed and left the room, leaving Tobi on the floor feeling stupid.