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Hermione was so excited! This year she had fulfilled her dream. She was going to be head girl at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! But there was a down side to it, too. She had the sneaking suspicion that Draco would be head boy. That would be terrible! But other than that, it would be a ball!

And she was so excited to see Harry! Last year, they found out that they both loved each other, and started dating. But she hadn't gotten to see him all summer, because she was in France with her parents when Harry visited 14 Grimwald Place, and the rest of the summer Harry was at the Dursley's.

"Harry! Ron!" Hermione ran over to her friends on platform nine and three quarters. She wrapped her arms around Harry and kissed him.

"Her-" Harry was cut off by Hermione's lips on his, which was a much better greeting anyway if you ask him.

"Hullo Hermione," said Ron.

"Oh, Harry I missed you so much! And you too Ron," Hermione said once her and Harry were finished kissing.

"I missed you too, Hermione! It's so good to see you!" exclaimed Harry.

"Oh no, it looks like ferret boy is head boy! That'll give him another reason to torment us," Ron announced grimly.

Hermione gasped. "Oh no, and I'm head girl!"

"Oh my gosh! Congragulations!" Harry cheered.

"That's awful!" exclaimed Ron.

"Awful?" Harry asked.

"Yeah, that means she has to share a dormitory with Malfoy!" explained Ron.

"Aww, don't remind me!" complained Hermione.

"Don't worry, I won't let him do anything to you!" Harry comforted.

"Thanks Harry," Hermione replied.

Once they had arrived at Hogwarts, the first years were sorted into houses. After dinner Professor McGonagall screamed, "Head Girl and Boy over here please! I need to meet with the Head Boy and Girl!"

Hermione and Draco rose immediately, and went over to where Professor McGonagall was standing. But not without first glaring at the other. "Please, follow me, we will talk in my office," she instructed.

Once they arrived in Professor McGonagall's office she pointed to two chairs. "Sit," she commanded. Hermione and Draco sat. "First let me congratulate you both on becoming head boy and girl. It is a great honor!" Hermione smiled in thanks, and Draco just sat there, a blank expression on his face.

"Now, as you both know you will be sharing a room. You will both have your own private bedrooms, and bathrooms. Together you may make up the password, and should tell no one else. Your portrait is a bowl of fruit; I will show you where it is shortly. In being head boy and girl you have to be able to work well together as a team. And to ensure that you do so, you will switch bodies for a month," explained Professor McGonagall.

"What?"

"Change places? You're kidding me! None of the other Head Boys had to do that!" screamed Draco. What the fuck was she thinking! He would NEVER change places with a MUDBLOOD!

"Mr. Malfoy, take a seat. And calm down. I must assure you, all head boys and girls have gone through this. It will help you understand each other better, hence you will be able to work together much better. We will be using an enhanced form of the Polyjuice potion, which I'm sure Miss Granger understands having once used it," Professor McGonagall paused only long enough to give Hermione a pointed look. Hermione blushed a deep shade of red, Draco utterly confused. "As I was saying, you must switch classes, friends, and houses for the next month. You will act like each other, and no one must know about this. I must insist on total secrecy!" She handed them each a goblet. "Here, drink. Tomorrow you will awake as the other. I will show you to your common room, where you will agree on a password, and make sure you know enough about the other to be able to act believably as them."

Soon they arrived at their rooms. They went inside to explore. They were huge, gorgeous rooms, with huge bedrooms attached. Each with their own bedroom.

"How about this is the fucking worst thing I've ever had to endure?" Malfoy asked.

"What?"

"Of course perhaps you like it. The chance to live in a pureblood's body for a whole month, you must be honored. So I guess that wouldn't be a decent password."

"Malfoy, fuck off. Can't you just try to be nice? It's not like I'm excited about this either! How about asshole? I suppose you'd like that one, it would be named for you then," Hermione suggested. She smiled sweetly.

"Bitch!"

"Fine, it'll be dragonblood, okay?" Hermione said.

"Whatever," Draco smirked. "So, what's going on with you and Harry then?"

"We're going out, haven't you heard?"

"Fuck! I forgot about that! Well, it's not like you Griffindors snog or anything anyway, so at least I don't have to worry about that," Draco muttered.

Hermione laughed. "Umm, you might want to think about that again. We definitely snog, and sometimes more," Hermione confessed.

"What! I don't believe it, certainly not Miss Goodygoody Griffindor." The blush on Hermione's face told Draco otherwise. "Oh shit. How far have you gone with Potty then?"

"Don't call him that! After all, you'll be going out with him for a month. And that is absolutely none of your business!" Hermione yelled.

"It certainly is. I have to know how to prepare myself," Draco suggested.

"You're a disgusting bastard, you know that?" Hermione sighed. "Fine, but you can't ever tell anyone this, okay?"

"Come on Granger! You're acting as if I really want to know, trust me, it's not like I want to know these kinds of things," Draco sneered.

"Well, god this is so embarrassing!"

"Spit it out, Granger!"

"Almost all the way. And we decided that we would want to go all the way this year, after we caught up with each other again," Hermione, who was now a deep shade of red, spat out.

Draco laughed, "I wouldn't have expected that, not for Miss Goodygoody."

"Draco, it had better not be you in my body for my first time, you know! If it is, I'd kill you!" Hermione threatened.

"Still a virgin, are we?" Draco taunted.

"So what's going on between you and Pansy?" Hermione asked, eager to get away from the subject of her and Harry.

"Nothing!"

"Yeah, right." Hermione commented.

"Well, let's just say, I'm not a one girl kind of guy. I like my multi girls, and I'm having a party with them tomorrow. But I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do now!" Draco worried.

"A party? Draco? On a school night? What are you thinking, you're Head Boy!"

"Great, my reputation is going to suffer from this, I can tell!"

"We'll just have to lay low for a while, I guess, until we can get the hang of being each other," Hermione suggested. "Umm Draco, who are these girls that you bed every night?"

"Granger! That's none of your business!" he sneered.

"Hey, I'm going to a party with them tomorrow, I might as well know who they are!" Hermione protested.

"Fine, Pansy, Helena, Verana, Clare, Lilia, Sara, Jenni, Jessica, and Maggie, aka mags. There, are you happy?" he admitted.

"Ugggh," Hermione sighed.

"I'm going to bed, Night Granger."

"Night Draco," Hermione replied. She sighed. This was going to be quite a year.

A/N: Please review, I have quite a few ideas for this story, so please review! Hope you liked it!