The Akatsuki Chronicles Part II: Kisame Is A Fish!
Characters Involved: Itachi, Deidara
Akatsuki © Masashi Kishimoto.
Itachi was sitting down pondering something. Was Kisame a fish or a shark? He wasn't sure of the answer. He looked over the other side of the room to where Deidara was sitting.
"Hey, Deidara. Is Kisame a fish or a shark?" Itachi asked.
Deidara put down the book he was reading. "Excuse me? What kind of a question is that?"
"You heard me, blondie! Is Kisame a fish or a shark? Explain to me..." Itachi stared at Deidara.
"Hey, red-eye! Didn't anyone tell you it's rude to stare? Fine, I'll explain." Deidara got up, and pulled a board down from the wall, and drew a diagram. Left to right, it was a sketch of Kisame, with a sketch of a shark, then a fish.
"Alright, alright, so you don't waste my time, lemme explain to ya! Kisame has a shark-like appearance, which includes the teeth. His sword is also based on a shark. Therefore, sharks are a type of fish. So in all, Kisame is a fish, do you understand that?" Deidara exclaimed.
"Yeah, I do. But it's still confusing me. Shouldn't he live in water?" Itachi retorted
Deidara sighed. "Forget it, you're an idiot."
"Idiot? I'm the one who killed a best friend, and massacred an entire clan, and you call me an idiot? What have you done exactly?"
The blonde scoffed. "Trust me, I've done plenty of things in my life, and killing is one of them." Just then Kisame came in the room.
"Hey, what's going on?" He asked
"Deidara was explaing how you're a fish." Itachi smiled. Kisame eyes darted towards Deidara.
"I'm a fish am I? Well, how about I shave you to death!" Deidara quivered.
"Now, c'mon, Kisame. We're buddies right? We can talk this through right? I was saying how you have a shark like appearance, and sharks are a type of fish and...AAAH!" Kisame 'shaved' the chair Deidara was sitting on.
"Kisame, have mercy!" Deidara ran for dear life, and Kisame chased him. Itachi let out a sigh, and drank some sake out his bottle.
"Idiots."