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A/N I'm going to call Hermione Hermione even though she's in Draco's body, just so you know. And the same with Draco too.

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Hermione woke up, with a really weird feeling all over her. "What's wrong with me?" she asked herself. Then she looked at herself, and realized she was in Draco's body. Sure, she had used the Polyjuice Potion before, and turned into, well--an animal, but that was different. Then she knew she would change, but waking up in the morning as a different person, is just about enough to give you a heart attack! Hermione headed towards the bathroom to take a shower, but stopped suddenly, she would see Draco naked! And he would see her naked! "Oh my god, this is a nightmare!" Hermione moaned. Sure, she had seen pictures of naked men, and had come close to seeing Harry naked, but never really in person! And she'd have to touch his, his thinger! After all, she really did have to pee, she realized.

"Hmm," she thought. How exactly do guys pee? Hermione scolded herself for never paying attention to Harry or Ron when they were talking about things. They stood up, that much she knew. But did they have to aim or anything? Eww, that would be nasty if they had to touch it or something! Hermione felt something wet in her pants, "Fuck, I really have to go!" Hermione crossed her legs, and did the o-my-god-I-really-have-to-fucking-pee-and-NOW Dance.

"Everything alright in there Granger?" Hermione heard herself, erm Malfoy ask. She must have said that louder than she thought.

"Why wouldn't it be?"

"I don't know, I just heard you yelling, thought maybe a certain body part's size alarmed you or something?" Malfoy smirked.

"Don't you wish? I've seen bigger," at least she thought she had. She hadn't actually had a proper look at Draco's yet…

"Riight." Draco laughed. She sounded so damn confused it was absolutely bloody hilarious!

"Okay, I can do this," Hermione whispered to herself. Maybe she should have asked Draco how to pee. No! What was she thinking? They may be in each other's bodies, but they still hated each other. Perhaps she could owl Harry, wouldn't that be a pleasant letter?

Harry darling,

I have a question for you; how do guys pee? It's urgent, write back!

Love,

Hermione

No. No. NO! She couldn't bloody well send it, he would think she was nuts, and then he'd ask her about it, and Draco would know. Malfoy. Why was she suddenly calling him Draco? What was wrong with her?

Ooh! She still had to pee-and bad! Okay, she'd just stand over the toilet. Right. She could do this. Okay.

Hermione suddenly realized that she was wearing her undies, and that Draco's…. thinger was in them. Eww! Okay, she would have to pull down her pants then, and SEE it! Not that she wouldn't have to see it anyway…HERMIONE JUST FUCKING GET IT OVER WITH, YOU REALLY HAVE TOO PEE! She cursed herself. Hermione finally mustered up all of her courage, and pulled off her pants, and her underwear. For a minute she just stared. Were they all that big? Okay, now she really had to pee. She put the toilet seat up (she knew they did that because her dad always left it up) and let herself pee. But much to her dismay it didn't go into the toilet! No way, but it did seem to go everywhere but the toilet. "Fuck!" she cursed, and quickly stopped peeing. What was wrong with her….thinger? Was it supposed to do that?

"Granger, are you sure you're okay in there?" asked Draco.

"Why would you care, Malfoy?" Hermione yelled. She wasn't about to ask for help, at least not from him!

"Well, it's my body, and I know you're inexperienced, so I thought I'd give you a couple tips." Draco smiled evilly. He knew what she was going through; in the morning he either had a major boner, or really had to pee. And he figured it would be the latter this morning, having had a killer boner yesterday. Granger would be in for quite a ride tomorrow!

"Fuck off, Malfoy!"

"Alright, but I must recommend that you aim. Erm, you're going to have to touch it, you know." Why was he being so god damn nice to her? Oh yeah, because Granger had these beautiful breasts, and he had yet to check out the rest of her body!

How did he know I was peeing? Well, as long as he gave her the advice she might as well use it. Hermione grabbed it, before she could lose her nerve, but was relived to see that it wasn't that bad. She thought it would be slimy, or something. Perhaps this could actually benefit her and Harry, provided Malfoy didn't screw things up for them. Okay, aiming. She aimed in the general direction of the toilet, and let herself pee again. Ahhh, that felt good. Finally she finished, and then she cleaned up her mess.

She thought as long as she was comfortable with his body, she ought to take a shower, she smelled awful! But then she would smell all girly. Hmm, perhaps they ought to have thought about this last night. They would need to exchange shampoo and clothes! Draco couldn't very well go out wearing a mini skirt! So she gathered up some clothes and headed over to Draco's room.

"Erm, Malfoy? We have to exchange shampoo and clothes."

"Did you finally manage yourself alright Granger?" Draco asked. He smirked and opened the door, the look on Granger's face would be priceless. "Stop blushing, Granger, it doesn't suit my face."

"How, how did you know… you know?" Hermione asked.

"It's always that. That or….well you'll find out." Draco grabbed some clothes and shampoo, and quickly traded with her. "And don't forget about the party." He slammed his door on her.

Hermione quickly headed back to her room to shower and dress. While showering she quickly found out that her ummm…..thinger was sensitive to even the slightest touch. As she started to wash it off, a quiet moan escaped her lips. She was shocked to see it grow. She quickly withdrew her hand and definitely didn't put it back!

Soon Hermione and Draco were dressed, and they met in the common room.

"Stop shaking your ass when you walk! It doesn't suit me," Draco said. It was really quite odd to hear yourself talking. Hermione looked at Malfoy. It was quite comical, really. He looked all confused, and kept fussing with his clothes. Especially his underclothes.

"I don't shake my ass!" Hermione. "You need to stop fidgeting! And don't stand like that! You make me look like a man!"

"Well considering for the time being you are a man, that's kinda difficult!"

Hermione glared at him. "You better be good Draco, I don't want my relationship with Harry screwed up! I'll kill you if it is!" Hermione threatened.

"And don't you go ruining my reputation! And no making me look like a smart-ass in class either!" Draco stalked off down to breakfast, they were already late.

"Don't make me look like a dumb-ass, Malfoy! And quit that walk, you're making me look like I'm constipated!"

A/N Sorry this chapter wasn't much longer, but I'll update again soon. I have some really good ideas for something later on in the story, so keep reading! And review!