The Akatsuki Chronicles Part III: The Submarine Sandwhich

Charactes Involved: Hidan, Kakuzu

Hidan was in the kitchen preparing himself a submarine sandwhich.

"Ham, cheese, tomato, lettuce, cabbage, cucumber, celery, corned beef, turkey, chicken, mayonnaise and the final thing, ketchup!" He squeezed some ketchup on and placed the top half the bread on top to finish. He sat down at the table, and began to eat.

"Hell, this is delicious!" He took several bites, until Kakuzu walked.

"Hidan, what do you think you're doing?"

Hidan swallowed. "Gimme a break, wouldcha? I'm eating lunch what's it look like...idiot." He took another huge bite.

"C'mon, I've got a load of money, I'll buy us something to eat instead of that shit."

"Damn you, Kakuzu! Is money all you ever want? Money's nothing, now, this submarine sandwhich I'm eating, now that's SOMETHING!" He swallowed again. Kakuzu slammed his fist on the table.

"Is this another bit of your Jashin crap?" Kakuzu sneered

"Don't disrespect my religion! Food's got nothing to do with it! So keep your mouth shut!" Hidan wiped his mouth.

"Money talks, bullshit walks, ya'know?" Kakuzu muttered

"Is that your catchphrase? Cut the crap, and find yourself a girlfriend!" Hidan spat at him.

"Oh lemme guess, you had a girlfriend also? She like sub-sandwhiches also?"

"Shut it, Kakuzu! In fact, she was the most beautiful thing around in my village. And you? What about you?" Hidan chuckled

"What about me?" Kakuzu replied

"Are you gay or something?" Hidan sniggered

"If I was gay." The tall member replied. "I would've admitted it. Now Sasori, he's the gay one. Always buddy-buddy with Deidara. I gotta tell you, they have to be lovers. I bet Orochimaru's jealous of Sasori now that he has a new-" Hidan chucked a glass at Kakuzu's head.

"Shut up you giant freak! You sicken me!" Hidan went back to eating. Kakuzu just gave him the middle finger, and walked away.

"That's right! Walk away! Loser."

"Loser? You're the slowest member of the group."

"Ah shove it up ya ass!"

"Gladly!" Kakuzu stuck his tongue out and walked off.