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Okay, this chapter is basically last chapter, but in Malfoy's view. Hope you like!

Draco awoke, pleasantly surprised that he didn't have a terrible nagging in his pants. He had forgotten all about the switch, and just assumed that he was finally getting his hormones under control. But when he got up and glanced in the mirror he jumped about 10 feet. Granger was in his room, what the fuck? Then he realized that she was standing right where he was, so he quickly moved out of her way, after all, he wouldn't want to touch a mudblood! Finally, after some strategic hopping around the room, punching the air, yelling, and unrepeatable cursing he remembered about the switch. No wonder she was wherever he was!

As he was heading into the bathroom he got a nice side view of himself. "Woah, nice tits! Where's she been hiding those?" Draco then proceeded to take off his shirt and check them out further. He squeezed around on them for a while, and then he heard some screaming and muttering, and a really loud "FUCK" coming from Hermione's room. Now Draco knew his body very well, and knew that in the morning he either had to pee or had one hell of a boner. And either way he knew Hermione would be alarmed at the sheer size. After all, Harry can't be anything in comparison, if she had even seen his.

So Draco decided to see how she was doing, otherwise she might never leave her room. "Alright in there Granger?" he asked.

"Why wouldn't I be?" Draco could hear the sheer panic in her voice, and knew she was hiding something from him.

"I don't know, I thought maybe a certain body part's size alarmed you or something?" he smirked. What she has to say now is going to be priceless, he thought. I'm never going to let her forget this!

"Don't you wish? I've seen bigger!"

Yeah.

Sure.

There was NO POSSIBLE way Draco was going to believe that! After all, she was Miss 'goody-goody' Granger.

"Riight!" Hahaha, did she actually think that he believed her? She sucked at lying, even with his voice. Shit. That's not good, I always lie, and she will have to too! Everyone will be able to tell the difference. Well fuck this, I have to help her.

Draco got caught up in his thoughts, and stood in front of her door a little longer than he probably should have. When he started to leave he heard some more swearing, and some rustling around. God, Granger sure swears a lot for a goody-goody! "Granger are you sure you're okay in there?" Sheesh, if she keeps this up, she'll be dead by the end of the month! One can only hope…

"Why would you care Malfoy?" Okay, now she just sounded desperate for help.

"Well, it's my body and I know you're inexperienced, so I thought I'd give you a couple tips," Draco smiled evilly. What Draco would have given to see what was going on in there, I mean really. How bad could a person mess up going to the bathroom? But then again, we are talking about Granger here.

"Fuck off Malfoy!" Right. Like that's gonna happen. Well actually…..no. Draco. Stay focused, this isn't the time to be playing with her tits, Draco reminded himself, and sadly removed his hand from her breasts.

"Alright, but I must recommend that you aim. Erm, you're going to have to touch it you know." Woah. Why the hell am I being so god damn nice to her! Oh yeah, because she has these beautiful breasts! And Draco hadn't even got to the rest of her body yet. Speaking of the rest of her body….he should get to that now, while he still had the time.

Draco headed back to his room, and once again yanked off his shirt. He then began massaging his breasts. "Ooh!" How did girls not always play around with their breasts? I mean really. It feels so good! Ooh, now to the exciting part. For some reason Draco had always had a fascination with women's bodies. Draco grinned into the mirror. Draco studied his face for a minute. He usually never even looked at faces…just at breasts. (You gotta love those!) But Hermione's face was perfect!

There wasn't even a pimple on her! (Unlike some girls who look like fucking pizzas! Now that is just about the nastiest thing on a girl!) She has nice, fare skin, wow, it's beautiful!

And her eyebrows are actually there! I mean, most girls pluck 'em all off. That look is bad…but then again so are bushy eyebrows. I wonder what is worse…..

And by the looks of things, she (I, actually) doesn't wear make-up!

Ha!

You'd never have thought. Don't all girls wear make-up?

I guess I always assumed…..

I always thought Hermione (Why the fuck am I calling her Hermione? She's Granger for god's sake!) was the type to wear shitty colors of make-up, which would make her look like she's wearing a mask. I never even considered her not wearing any…hmmmm, looks like there is more to the female race than they out on…. They always act so damn dense about certain things! Like after dates when you try to fuck them, they are like, "Stop! What are you doing?"

I hate those girls. The kind who doesn't even know how to have sex.

God, they talk enough, you'd think they'd talk about something useful once! I mean, really!

Knock, knock. "Erm Malfoy, we have to exchange shampoo and clothes," Hermione said. Draco quickly shoved on his shirt and opened the door.

"Did you finally manage yourself alright Granger?" he asked. After all, there was NO way he was going to pass up the opportunity to make fun of her about before. Hermione was blushing, apparently she was embarrassed easily. Fuck, that makes me look like a sun burnt zebra. "Stop blushing, Granger. It doesn't suit my face."

"How, how did you know….you know?" Hermione asked.

Come on! It is my body, what does she think? "It's always that. That or….well you'll find out." Ha! She's gonna die tomorrow! If she couldn't even pee, she would have to shoot herself tomorrow!

I grabbed some shampoo, black pants, a black tee-shirt, and quickly traded with her. "Don't forget about the party tonight, Granger." I slammed the door on her; I couldn't stand seeing myself anymore. God, if people could see what was going on in my mind, I'd be dead! It's not like I'm really a heartless ass-hole! My reputation would be ruined, but it's just so….weird!

Now, back to my examination!