The Akatsuki Chronicles Part V: Kakuzu's Riches!
Characters Involved: Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori
Akatsuki © Masashi Kishimoto
Deidara was snoozing on the couch in the living room, while Sasori was watching some old cartoons. Deidara lazily opened one eye.
"Hey, Sasori." He yawned. "Whatcha watching?"
"A little thing called Tom and Jerry. You would believe how great these old cartoons are! I mean people will be talking about these in future years! Animation don't get better then this I tell ya!" Sasori said cheerfully.
Deidara looked over on the screen, and just saw Tom get hit in the face with a pie. "A cat and a mouse? What were they thinking in those days?" He closed his eye and went back to sleep. Kakuzu then walked in with some large bags of money. He emptied the bag on the floor, which made quite a noise. He started to count.
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7..."
1 hour later...
"251, 252, 253, 254, 255, 256, 257, 258, 259..."
Another 2 hours later...
"1542, 1543, 1544, 1545, 1546, 1547, 1548..."
By now, Sasori was already on the edge of exploding. "Kakuzu! WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE BLOODY NUMBERS? YOU'RE ANNOYING ME!"
Deidara woke up. "Geez, Sasori, keep it down. What's up?"
"Kakuzu won't stop counting his bloody money, that's what!" Sasori grinded his teeth. Deidara looked over and saw Kakuzu with the money. His eyes widened.
"Yo Kakuzu! Gimme some of that sweet, sweet gold there huh? C'mon, I need some new clothes anyway." Kakuzu looked up.
"Why should I? I love all this money! And besides, you're gay with Sasori!"
"Excuse me?" Sasori said cracking his knuckles.
"Hidan told me everything about how you to make love when no one else is around, and how you enjoy each others company..." Kakuzu sniggered. Deidara got angry. He made up some clay, and chucked it at Kakuzu. It exploded, and the money went everywhere.
"YESSSSS! MY MONEY!" Deidara started to catch coins as they flew everywhere. Sasori kicked Kakuzu in the stomach.
"How dare you! I was gay when I was with Orochimaru! But I love Deidara also! Come here, ya big lovenut!" Sasori went over and gave Deidara a huge hug.
"Sasori. I don't roll that way, okay? We've talked about this before..."
"Oh thats it. You don't want to be ashamed of your feelings for me. I understand..." He purred, which gave Deidara goosebumps.
"Get off me you, puppet psycho! I'm going to my room!" Deidara caught all the money he could, and left. Kakuzu got up, and rubbed his side.
"Damn, Deidara! Sasori, why are you looking at me like that? Now, please, have mercy!" Sasori summoned several puppets, which beat the living shit out of Kakuzu.