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A/N: Please, review! – I'm going to try to put more of their thoughts in italics, but no promises. Enjoy!
Shit! Fuck! I've never had to deal with this before… I mean, obviously not since I'm a girl, but whenever me and Harry are together we always stop now and Harry rushes away. Oh my. OH MY!
"Enjoying yourself, Granger?" Draco asked.
"Err, I think you are actually enjoying yourself… I think."
"Don't flatter yourself." If she only knew!
"So… I suppose we should keep going."
"Keep Going? No! Are you crazy? I'm not having sex with you… I mean my body isn't having sex with yours!"
"Granger, you're making it sound like I'm enjoying myself… really! I'm just trying to prepare you for what's going to happen! Unless, of course, you want to go in there and have some complete strangers do it to you… me… first?"
"Well, no, but I don't want my body doing it either."
"Fine. I'll leave you to deal with your little problem on your own, then."
"Fine, Malfoy. Go ahead, do what you must." Hermione stood there with her arms crossed, waiting for him. "Can I ask you a question, though? Do you… I mean, do I have to have sex with people?"
Draco glared at her. "Obviously, otherwise I wouldn't be showing you this."
Hermione blushed, "Oh… well…"
"Classes start in twenty minutes—you should get cleaned up and hurry down, Dumbledore is coming here to talk to us before class," Draco said and sauntered out of the room.
Do I wiggle my ass like that when I walk, or is it just Draco…
So what do I do? Can I get rid of this by showering, or do I actually have to, well, you know? Because I've never done that--I don't know how! Maybe if I took a shower.
Yes! A shower! I'm sure I've heard Ron and Harry talking about that a time or two. Hermione quickly ran to the shower, shedding clothing on the way there. (Wouldn't want to be late on the first day, after all!) I turned it on cold (I know Ron and Harry have talked about this a few times, after all.) and moaned loudly and the feeling of water pounding on my penis.
Maybe if I touched it a bit…
It couldn't hurt to try that, eh? I'll just, you know, rub it a little or something. Hermione hesitantly put her hand on it and grasped around it. Yes, this is working brilliantly!
"Ooooh," she moaned. "Mmmm!" I wonder if it feels this good on girls, too!
Hermione felt and even more intense throbbing now and, on instinct, grasped her penis more tightly and began to move her hand up and down the long length. An even more intense throbbing came, then, followed by a feeling of pleasure and a milky white fluid coming out of the head of her penis.
She gaped at herself. She'd never had an orgasm before—in either of her bodies. Damn, it felt good! Why didn't Harry and I try this yet? It feels bloody amazing, what was I so scared about?
Hermione quickly cleaned off, and changed back into her clothes, ready to see Dumbledore before realizing that Malfoy would never, never go into public with wet hair. Or a flushed face for that matter. She rummaged through her drawers to find her base that she seldomly used, she figured she could make Draco's completion better this way—it was, after all, quite flushed. Then she cast some simple hair drying spells and fuddled with her hair until it looked right.
She checked the time, she should be right on time to meet with Dumbledore. When she walked down the stairs she found Draco and Dumbledore sitting on the couch, Draco somewhat awkwardly—not having quite mastered the art of 'sitting as a girl' yet.
Hermione sauntered in, doing her best imitation of the 'Malfoy walk'. "Hello Professor Dumbledore," she drawled. "Malfoy."
He nodded back, "Granger."
Dumbledore's eyes twinkled. "How did you find the transformation this morning? Surprising to wake up as someone else, isn't it?" Dumbledore asked, looking to Draco.
"Erm, yes professor," Draco replied.
He nodded in reply. "I trust Minerva told you why you had to change bodies?"
"Yes sir, in order for us to work well together," Hermione quickly replied.
"Excellent, Miss Granger! I came here today solely to see how you two were doing. Do you have any questions?"
"Yes, professor. What of our grades? Will I still earn my own grades?" Hermione hurriedly asked.
"No. That is another important aspect of the transition. You two must learn to trust each other completely: whether it is with your grades, friends, your secrets, or the rest of your personal lives. I have some sheets for you to fill out to help you get to know each other better. Oftentimes I insist that the Heads do this if they aren't close—which obviously is the case with the two of you. All you have to do is honestly fill out the answers; and trust me, the papers will know if you are telling the truth. And there are some…erm, quite personal questions on here, but they will come in handy. And don't worry, you two will be the only ones that see the answers. Here they are," Dumbledore said, handing them the sheets. "I suggest you fill them out before classes begin." Standing up, Dumbledore smiled warmly at the pair and headed back to his office.
"So I suppose we should do that, then," Hermione asked.
Name: Hermione Granger
Switched bodies with: Draco Malfoy
Best Friends: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Pet: Cat, Crookshanks
Siblings: None
Favorite class: Transfiguration… although I have found many other classes to my liking
House: Griffindor
How have your grades been in the past: Excellent, all A's and perfects!
Are grades important to you: Extremely!
How much time do you spend studying: Several hours a day, perhaps four?
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yes, Harry Potter
Do you love them: I think I do
What is the furthest you have gone with him/her: snogging
At this point the paper turned red in Hermione's hands and yelled, "Be more specific! None of this sneaking around the point!"
What is the furthest you have gone with him/her: Harry was in only his boxers, and I was in my bra; he felt my breasts
Are you a virgin: Yes! Obviously!
What is your favorite hobby: Knitting
Do you swear often: Only when necessary
How would you describe your personality: Kind, good listener, loving, warm, smart
Are you shy: Until I get to know someone
Are you daring or safe: Usually safe
Would your friends describe you as a bookworm: Yes
Are you involved in any groups/activities at school: SPEW (I am president of SPEW, which is for the rights of house elves. I knit them clothing items so that they can be free from being enslaved here)
Do you wear make-up: Only to dances or special occasions, I'm more of the natural type
What is your favorite color: purple
Name: Draco Malfoy
Switched bodies with: Hermione Granger
Best Friends: Blaise Zabini, Pansey Parkinson, and my other clique of girls
Pet: None
Siblings: None
Favorite class: Potions, obviously
House: Slytherin
How have your grades been in the past: Obviously all A's, although I take pride in not being an INSUFFERABLE KNOW-IT-ALL!
Are grades important to you: No
The paper turned red in Draco's hands "LIAR, LIAR, LIAR," it screamed,
Okaaaay.
Are grades important to you: Yes, but I pretend they aren't
How much time do you spend studying: None- I don't need to study
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I have my group of girls: Helena, Verana, Clare, Lilia, Sara, Jenni, Jessica, and Mags
Do you love them: No, but I love having sex with them
What is the furthest you have gone with him/her: I've had sex with all of them multiple times
Are you a virgin: Hell no, I lost my virginity in first year!
What is your favorite hobby: Quittach
Do you swear often: Fuck yes.
How would you describe your personality: Outgoing, popular, bloody brilliant, keep most things private, deceptive, hot
Are you shy: NO
Are you daring or safe: Daring
Would your friends describe you as a bookworm: No, although I am brilliant I don't feel the need to waste all of my time reading
Are you involved in any groups/activities at school: I'm seeker and captain of the Slytherin Quittach team
Do you wear make-up: no
Once again, the paper turned red
Damn it!
Do you wear make-up: Fine, damn it, my complexion has to be perfect all of the time; and if it isn't I use base or cover-up to make it that way
What is your favorite color: green and silver
"Are you finished, then?" Hermione asked. "We should switch, or we'll be late for class."
"You don't give a damn about being late for class, remember? You have all of the teachers in the palm of your hand."
"Oh, honestly! Give me that," Hermione instructed while swiftly grabbing Draco's sheet and handing him her own. "Don't let anyone else see it. And remember, be smart!"
"Granger, don't forget about the party." Draco glared and strutted off to his first class, potions.
Hermione sighed, pocketed the paper, and marched off to potions—Gryffindors and Slytherins had double potions together, first class.
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