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Engrossed in her book, Hermione didn't even notice Malfoy coming over until he was sitting beside her.

Cocking his eyebrow, and putting on the most charming smile, he said, "Hey, I saw you sitting by yourself and thought you would like a little company".

"Are you high?" was the only response Hermione could think of. Seriously, this boy sitting in front of him, Tormented her, the entire time she went to Hogwarts, And here he was being chummy.

"Come now, be nice. Is this how you greet people?"

"Sorry, I guess you were the last person I expected to talk to me freely, without someone threatening you…wait, you were put up to this weren't you?"

"No… there's no one here to put me up to it in the first place…why? Do you have like a decease that's extremely contagious and anyone within a meter of you is in will die shortly after?' as Malfoy said this, his eyes bulged and he started to inch away from her. Seeing this made Hermione laugh so hard, her sides started to hurt. Finally she gasped out

"You…snort…should have seen your…ha ha … face"

"Soooo…. Your not contagious with a incurable decease?"

"How 'bout…no"

"Well, then. How's about we start this conversation over again? Hi, I'm Draco Malfoy"

Now Hermione understood. He didn't recognize her 'this will be great! Maybe his eyes will bulge again when I tell him who I am.' So, putting on her best-sophisticated voice she said

"Nice to meet you Draco Malfoy."

She offered him her hand and they shook, for a while until Draco broke the silence

" Aren't you going to tell me your name?"

"You already know it"

"What? I don't recognize you?"

"Draco…. I am your Mudblood" Hermione said in her best darth Vader voice. Draco looked at her weird then jumped up in realization "GRANGER! EWW!" then he ran away into the boy bathroom. Hermione was very amused by this, so she decided to follow him.

In the boy's bathroom, Draco stood furiously washing his hands, when He noticed her leaning in the doorway

"You know…" she started "…I could just give you sand paper and you could just sand it off"

"What? What the hell is sandpaper?….. WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU?"

"WHY ARE YOU YELLING? IM STANDING RIGHT HERE! And sand paper is a muggle tool used to make wood smooth, and you are talking to me because you have nothing else better to do"

"Thanks for that… I'll keep that in mind" he said walking by her and shoving her with his shoulder.

"Tell me you did not just shove me."

He turned right around and said "so what if I did? What are you gunna do about it?"

"I'm sorry Malfoy…But I'm going to have to kick your ass…NINJA STYLE!"

Then Hermione started flailing her arms and doing random kicks here and there, and she ended with the 'come get some' hand gesture.

Draco couldn't help but grin, and to Hermione's surprise, he also started to fling his arms every where and he said, in a dubbed-over-Chinese-action-movie kind of way, "You disgrace the ninja and the way of the ninja…now you must pay"

Playing right along Hermione responded "I am not the one to disgrace the ninja, and the way of the ninja, you sir will die a most horrendous death"

"Then come get some"

As if she had been in a slingshot, Hermione ran right to him and stopped, only to start play slapping him. As soon as she started play slapping, Draco joined in on the fun. About 3 minutes later, they stopped dead in their tracks "Did we just play 'Ninja's' with each other?" Draco asked

Hermoine started to laugh "yeah… I think we just did," she said as she walked back over to her bench to start reading again.

sorry... another short chapter... I would like to thank my reviewer 'Hiei'sCrazySpaz'. see what will happen when i get reviews? i get inspired...any suggestion to how you want this story to go...just tell me and ill try to fit it in...

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