Hey Guys! i felt bad for leaving you there and got yelled at also for doing so...anyway i know its not long but its the best i could do considering i have exams...and to answer one reviewers question...yes i am still in school untill tommorow then i got exams the week after...ANYWHO! enjoy!

P.S. I do not oun anything! i swear!

'Shit!' Draco repeated in his mind as he saw Pothead and the weasel 'Their gunna kill me…damn Granger and her good acting…' Draco thought kept drifting while he waited for his death

"Mione…Why are you crying? And is that…syrup?" Harry asked while she cried into his shirt, she nodded her head as a response

"How'd you get syrup on your head?" Ron asked bitterly as he saw Hermione crying into Harry's shit and not his. 'Uh Oh, is she going to tell them? She's not saying anything maybe she won't tell…or maybe she'll just look at me…Shit! They've spotted me! Oh look at that grin on her face…she's gunna get it later' Malfoy's thoughts were interrupted by a booming sound

"MALFOY! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?" Ron asked…more like yelled at Draco

"Nothing that worth telling you Weasel"

At this time Harry was pinching the bridge of his nose trying to understand something obvious "Why… did you… pour maple syrup on her?" he said in a calm quivering voice. 'God this is the weirdest question I have ever asked, and to Malfoy nonetheless' harry thought

"I…err…uhm…hey! Stop giving me that face!" her pointed at Hermione who was giving him a lot of funny faces behind Harry and Rons Back's. As soon as they looked around her eyes were teary again and she whispered 'sorry' in an extremely pathetic voice and ran off 'crying' to the girl's bathroom.

'Now I look like even more of a jackass! Just great! Arrgg…what I'm I going to do…GOT IT!' Malfoy though up a full proof plan, a plan so ingenious that it had to work.

"LOOK! A FLYING MONKEY"…or not. Harry and Ron both looked back to see the flying monkey, during the time Malfoy was given from the distraction he apparated into the girl's bathroom. There he found Hermione on the floor silent laughing.

"Are you crazy! I could have been died on account of them dieing me!" Draco whispered venomously

"First of all I will not correct that sentence structure because there too much wrong with it" Hermione said, and Draco 'pffft'd' "Secondly Harry and Ron wouldn't have killed you…more like turned you into a toilet seat and put you in a public restroom… Such as this" she saidlifting her arms to indicate where 'here' was.

"That is sick…and SO useful, you know…oh shit! Their looking for you!" Draco said as he heard Harry and Ron's voices 'why are they calling for my hieny? That's just weird…wait their saying Hermione…HA! I'm going to call her that now…'

"I have to leave before they catch me, bye…MY HIENY! He he he" Draco then apparated two blocks away from the train station.

"Hermione! There you are! The Bastard ran away! Did you see a flying monkey?" Ron just went on and on and all Hermione was thinking ' My Hieny? What the hell?'